IZ IT POLL TIME NAO?!

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[Poll #1106165]

For example: sparky77 says: David Anders and Jeffrey Donovan!

And I says: Jeffrey Donovan is very gay. He would take David shopping. That would be... rather hysterically awesome. It could be six degrees of George Clooney! David is friends with Milo, who obviously worked for George, who knows everybody, including Bruce Campbell, who introduces him to Jeffrey Donovan and this is how Milo hooks them up! Not that I said that.

Comments

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

There's just not enough Westen family stories in the world, and there needs to be more. Especially Christmas family stories. Because we all need to be able to look at our own families & say, "At least we're not the Westens."

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That is a very good point.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Write something that will bring joy to all of us still struggling with Yuletide. So that we can smile through our tears of PAIN and ANGUISH and WHY DID I EVER THINK I COULD WRITE THIS?

(And by "we," I mean "me." OMG, my story is so terrible it may have hit a new Yuletide low.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I cannot share the words I have said about my own yuletide story as they are not fit for other humans to hear, but please know that I completely and utterly understand your pain. I put up a lot of music (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/tag/music) recently, so hopefully some of that will help. Also, Ari loves you. Well, that's what he said when he hollered for everybody to, "Suck it up like the ass-licking cum suckers you are, because when you asked to get fucked in the first place, you can't bitch about being too sore to sit down later on."

I think that's his way of being supportive.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Not fair! You pre-voted for me.

I would like a story where Bryce kidnaps Chuck and decides to hide him at his old friend (meaning spy he has had sex with and has not tried to kill or who has not tried to kill him in the past year) Michael Weston's place. Michael is not amused, but still invites Chuck to his family christmas dinner. Meanwhile, George Clooney and David Anders are attending a party in Miami at which Bryce and Michael are meeting a contact. George is amused at David's attempts to hit on him and decides that he's going to play matchmaker. And then stuff happens, mostly involving explosions and George Clooney and Michael Weston having lots of sex, and they all live happily ever.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would be the most awesome party ever. George and Michael... that would be SO awesome, because Michael would never really be around to bother George, but George could always fly to wherever Michael is and Michael can pretend he's George's bodyguard!

*gasp* I think Ari and Sam go way back, and Ari hires Michael to be George's bodyguard, not knowing about The Gay and then it's shenanigans and Ari tantrums for everybody!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I approve of this idea 110 percent, possibly 120 percent, especialy the part where Michael gets mad at George for not taking the whole being bodyguarded thing seriously, and yells at him, and then yells at him some more for making him yell because Michael never yells, and then George tries to make it up to him with sex.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. GOD. You know that is totally what happens. Can't you hear George's voice doing that gravelly thing right now? Like in Out of Sight. Also, did you read my piece for The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sources_george_clooney_looking?utm_source=EMTF_Onion)?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

That article is brilliant and speaks the truth. Ha!

George would worry for a little bit about how hot he found Michael's casual approach to violence, but then he would realize that his boyfriend was so much cooler than Brad's girlfriend, and he'd stop caring.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

but then he would realize that his boyfriend was so much cooler than Brad's girlfriend, and he'd stop caring.


Angie only pretends to shoot people, Michael'll really do it. And he taunts Brad all the time about how much cooler Michael is than Angie and that if Brad upsets him again George is totally going to have Michael shoot him.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Brad upsets him again George is totally going to have Michael shoot him.

The amount of joy I get at imagining Brad's indignant expression after George says this should disturbing me, but it totally doesn't. And George would just roll his eyes and say, "Don't be a baby. I wouldn't have him shoot you anywhere fatal, just somewhere that hurts... a lot," and then smile and Brad would totally not know if he was serious or not and it would be awesome.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I would want to write that. If I wasn't up to my eyeballs with work. Alas and alack, but pretend I wrote it and we'll say I did ;-)

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

It was a fabulous story! I enjoyed it a lot. Especially the part where Ari came riding in on a pony to save the day.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ari has always secretly dreamed of having a pony. It's up there with him sekretly wanting to run off with Matty and be hetero-life partners. He'd run off with George, but he thinks George would really make him gay gay and then they'd have Harvey Fierstein over for lunch and Ari would fan about their place in South Beach in a caftan with zink on his nose.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I think Ari might be seriously underestimating Matt's power of gay.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ari knows he would go gay for Matt, but he thinks it would be less flamboyant than what he'd become with George. He equates gay for George with red acrylic nails and bitch slapping. I think George just makes him that crazy. I tried to tell him it was too late for that, but he wasn't listening.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Chyce! Bruck! Whatever! Hotness!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Chyce. You said CHYCE. Oh, has it really come to this? Where are all the Bruck icons anyway? *is troubled by lack thereof on flist*

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I do not know where those things are but they need to exist! As does Freshman Frolicking or maybe Sophomore Sexin' wherein they make out a lot all over the Stanford campus. Just a suggestion.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

I vote Bryce kidnaps Chuck and then they run into George. Also, George attempts to give Ari another heart attack.

:tries to think of people to pair with George and has problems, since all the hotass I can think of is very, very firmly married. Dammit. Hmm. Perhaps we could have George attempting to seduce Daniel Craig? Or Rupert Everett and George just hang around and be terribly suave at each other?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. George lives to scare the crap out of Ari. It's how he shows he cares.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Anything with George because science proves his looks are not constrained by the laws of physics (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sources_george_clooney_looking?utm_source=EMTF_Onion).

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You like the first piece I wrote for The Onion! That's awesome! *is v proud*

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Did you really? You're not teasing me here?

(Because the strange thing is, it actually does sound like you, so I wondered if someone from the Onion was one of your fangirls....)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. No, darling, I didn't really write it. But I could have. I does really sound like me, but I'd have some quotes from Brad or Matt in there.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Then I will hold fast to the belief that it was one of the fangirls that you've inspired. I also thought you might be amused by this (http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/12/17/the-greatest-day-of-my-life-my-train-ride-with-anderson/).

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are evil. You just stay away.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Do you think Milo goes around the Heroes set yelling at Zach for sprinkling him with gay fairy dust? *pauses* That sounds even funnier out of my head.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Outties, sisters.

I just wheezed. Wheezed I tell you!

[knowledgequeen.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Julian Sark.

Yes. David Anders and .... I'm so tempted to say Michael Vartan, but I have people who would kill me. Um. Bradley Cooper?

[resmin.livejournal.com]

David Anders and Chuck Bass. Or Chuck/Chuck. Or Chuck/Bryce/Chuck. Or anything with Chuck.

I have a mini-Chuck music mix that I could tempt you with if needed.

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

um. what about gossip girl fic where nate and chuck finally consummate their extremely obvious love? or chuck and blair. or whatever.

ps the david anders thing is hilarious.

[undersea.livejournal.com]

uhm, chuck/bryce! definitely! :D

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

I went for The Westen Family Christmas because I miss Burn Notice and if the strike doesn't end soon the second season can't start filming in January as planned. *is emo*