hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2007-12-14 11:04 am

IZ IT POLL TIME NAO?!

[Poll #1106165]

For example: [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 says: David Anders and Jeffrey Donovan!

And I says: Jeffrey Donovan is very gay. He would take David shopping. That would be... rather hysterically awesome. It could be six degrees of George Clooney! David is friends with Milo, who obviously worked for George, who knows everybody, including Bruce Campbell, who introduces him to Jeffrey Donovan and this is how Milo hooks them up! Not that I said that.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Brad upsets him again George is totally going to have Michael shoot him.

The amount of joy I get at imagining Brad's indignant expression after George says this should disturbing me, but it totally doesn't. And George would just roll his eyes and say, "Don't be a baby. I wouldn't have him shoot you anywhere fatal, just somewhere that hurts... a lot," and then smile and Brad would totally not know if he was serious or not and it would be awesome.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I would want to write that. If I wasn't up to my eyeballs with work. Alas and alack, but pretend I wrote it and we'll say I did ;-)

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a fabulous story! I enjoyed it a lot. Especially the part where Ari came riding in on a pony to save the day.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ari has always secretly dreamed of having a pony. It's up there with him sekretly wanting to run off with Matty and be hetero-life partners. He'd run off with George, but he thinks George would really make him gay gay and then they'd have Harvey Fierstein over for lunch and Ari would fan about their place in South Beach in a caftan with zink on his nose.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Ari might be seriously underestimating Matt's power of gay.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2007-12-17 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ari knows he would go gay for Matt, but he thinks it would be less flamboyant than what he'd become with George. He equates gay for George with red acrylic nails and bitch slapping. I think George just makes him that crazy. I tried to tell him it was too late for that, but he wasn't listening.