Nuts.

[hackthis_archive]

I no can has pinch hit. :-( So. First ten people to drop me a pairing and an improv word will get a sentence of a story that doesn't exist. And by sentence I prolly mean like 100 words. Okay, I have my ten. No more! And before I forget:

Dearest Awesome Yuletide Writer Person:

I am out of town next week, but as soon as I can I will be sending you most slovering and effusive feedback.

<3,
Me.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's hard to have serious conversations with naked men lying on your living room sofa, but George isn't most people. He can do anything. He knows he can do anything, because he's managed to get Jack Harkness to come back to him for one week every year for the last twenty.

"We could do it, you know," George says, topping up Jack's whiskey. Jack's thigh is very warm pressed against George's own. "We could probably be done by noon and have time to catch a movie before dinner."

"Yeah, but do you want all that paperwork?" Jack asks curiously. He looks good naked. Of course George also looks good naked.

They look really good naked together. "If we become evil overlords then we don't have to do any paperwork," George points out. "We can just ban it. Or blow it up. Or declare it a punishable offence."

"Punishable by spanking?" Jack asks hopefully.

George smirks. "I have a lot of paperwork in my office."

Jack sets his whiskey on the end table beside him. "Then you should be punished."

George's smirk becomes a full-fledged grin. "Where do you want me?"

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would totally support their paperwork-free hot ass evil overlord reign.

he's managed to get Jack Harkness to come back to him for one week every year for the last twenty.
As far as I'm concerned that is a true fact.

Because it's you.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

When Nathan Petrelli was twenty-two he fell in love for the first time with a man he met one night. It was one of those rather irresponsbile and uncontrollable things as they always are when you're in the military, and it's Texas, and everything has to be discreet and choked with paranoia. But Nathan was young and stupid, and Jack was at the bar, and it was one night that should never happened, but it did, and Nathan promptly forgot about it. Except for when he was tired and dirty and angry and lonely, and he needed something to make him feel better about this rotten life. Then he would pull out the memory and study it like a snow globe. The feel of Jack's fingers on hips, the muscle memory of Jack's mouth of his cock, the way Jack kissed him as Nathan rode him. It was one night and one time, but in Nathan's memory it was enough for a lifetime.

So when Nathan's standing outside the window of Bergdorfs in the snow, looking at the enormous snow globe display, he knows that the reflection of the man next to him is distorted. It's not really Jack, his mind just makes him think it is. Except that when Nathan turns his head to prove to himself he's wrong, it turns out he's not.

Re: Because it's you.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

!!!

Happy Christmas to ME!


It is even more and more perfect than I'd hoped for, baby!

Re: Because it's you.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

also, omG that icon. guh.

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Awww, that's adorably sweet. :)

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

I would totally support their paperwork-free hot ass evil overlord reign.

They get my vote. :D

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Ari the Ankle Biter, perfect.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

N'awwwwww!! It's so domantic (domestic+romantic) -- I LOVE IT!

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Wait, you can sign up to pinch hit for yuletide already? Where?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are wayyyyy late. There's a yahoogroup for the pinch hits. All the pinches are gone now they went out last night/early this morning when the story deadline hit.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

One day John and Rodney had sex. The end.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh well. I don't need to work that hard to do a good deed. Screw it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

There are fifteen thousand SGA sex stories, you have got to be joking.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I never joke about these things. And YOU have only written, like, four, so your point is decidedly MOOT!

Fine! Chuck/Bryce, third time's a charm. HAPPY NOW? God.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am swooning. This is me, swooning. *swoons*

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

This is what I want for Christmas, plz.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Many years down the line, when Peter has his powers under control and he stops feeling responsible for everyone and everything, he will be ready to settle down. At least this is what Mohinder tells himself. He knows why Peter is obsessed with saving the world, why he thinks everything is his fault, but it's not. He tells Peter this as much as possible, but Peter never seems to listen, so until the day he does figure it out Mohinder will have to be patient. So, he sits across from Peter at breakfast, and watches Peter cut up strawberries for his pancakes, and he waits.

wait, will you write me one, too, like heather?

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

chuck, nate, power-play

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The idea of writing SGA makes me gag. Also, uh, you are not in the first 10, you do know this, right?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The first time Bryce tries to kiss Chuck is in the library stacks. They're looking for books about Kafka, because who doesn't love a guy who writes stories about turning into a giant roach? Chuck doesn't for one. And he didn't want to take Philosophy either, but Bryce nagged him and tricked him and maybe he lost at D&D and had to do whatever Bryce said for three whole days, so now he's taking Philosophy. And maybe he's a little bitchy about it, and he turns his head away at the last second, because oh, there's the book, and he ends up with Bryce's mouth on his ear. It's very weird. They don't talk about it.

The second time Bryce tries to kiss Chuck is when Chuck's passed out on Bryce's bed after coming home from a pledge 'task' that maybe involved funnels and Chuck's throat and too much Beast and if he never has to do that again it will be too soon, and oh god, please let the room stop spinning. When Chuck opens his eyes when the bed creaks and dips next to him and when he opens his eyes Bryce is way to close to be doing anything besides giving Chuck CPR. Unfortunately this is around when the Beast makes it way back up, and Chuck sort of knocks Bryce over is his haste to get to the bathroom.

The next morning -- okay, the next afternoon -- Chuck begins to put two and two together. And for once they don't make five. When he gets back to the dorm from a pledge task that Bryce once again managed to weasel his way out of -- 20 page paper for 80% of his grade be damned -- he knows exactly what he's going to do. And he totally does it. It in this case being kissing Bryce the minute he walks through the door, although, all things considered, he could've probably waited until Bryce finished brushing his teeth.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. But I like to live under the delusion that I am extra speshul and can't resist making exceptions to your perfectly reasonable rules just to make me happy. ;)

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Also, I knew you couldn't resist the prompt. ;)

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Oh, I do adore you so. *smooches*

It's perfectly Chuck and adorable and sweet and did I mention the part about adoring you?

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Heee! BESTEST EVAH!