I hate everyone

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So far this morning I banged my knee, was spoiled for the Project Runway collections by Entertainment Weekly, oh, and this was the first e-mail I sent this morning:

Dear Lush:

I have been a customer of Lush for several years and have spent several hundreds of dollars in your store. At no time and in no place have I ever been informed that your products stain surfaces, so you can imagine my shock and horror when the Youki-Hi bath bomb that I bought from your XX store left a massive orange stain around my white bathtub. In fact, I am now confronted with a hideous orange ring that despite my liberal use of cleaning products refuses to move or fade at all.

I am exceedingly angry and displeased with your company, this product and your lack of warning that this might happen. I now plan to share my anger, not only with you, but with every person I know in urging them not to use your products.

No love,
Me

What's really great is that this isn't the only FUCK YOU WITH A BROOM! letter I'll be sending today. Hooray.

ETA: For anyone who's interested in this sort of thing (Ash) Gambit and Deadpool have been cast in the new Wolverine franchise.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, I finally got in and there are multiple threads about this. Wow, Lush, you totally lose.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

::nods::

LUSH is obviously a giant bath-bomb of stinky, glittery fail.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! I like the glitter, I HATE the stain. I just can't believe that at no time would someone say, oh, hey, this probably totally going to fuck up your bathtub. What the shit man?

You win today's gold star!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Soft Scrub did the job (like they suggested on the Lush forums)! It was awesome! I just pretty much drenched the tube with half the bottle and voila! I am so excited I could do a dance of happiness (Okay, actually, I already did), but I never would've been able to get rid of it if you hadn't steered me in the right direction. THANK YOU! Do you have any writing requests, who knows what might happen in all my elation!

Re: You win today's gold star!

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

I GOT A GOLD STAR!!! \o/

Huh. Soft Scrub... that makes sense. I used to use that many years ago. It works very well, but if you don't use it up quickly enough, it hardens in the bottle: I think that's why I stopped using it.

Um. You haven't written a lot of Psych, how about a ficlet concerning a pineapple-scented bath bomb? Or something SGA? I enjoy anything you write, really.