I hate everyone

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So far this morning I banged my knee, was spoiled for the Project Runway collections by Entertainment Weekly, oh, and this was the first e-mail I sent this morning:

Dear Lush:

I have been a customer of Lush for several years and have spent several hundreds of dollars in your store. At no time and in no place have I ever been informed that your products stain surfaces, so you can imagine my shock and horror when the Youki-Hi bath bomb that I bought from your XX store left a massive orange stain around my white bathtub. In fact, I am now confronted with a hideous orange ring that despite my liberal use of cleaning products refuses to move or fade at all.

I am exceedingly angry and displeased with your company, this product and your lack of warning that this might happen. I now plan to share my anger, not only with you, but with every person I know in urging them not to use your products.

No love,
Me

What's really great is that this isn't the only FUCK YOU WITH A BROOM! letter I'll be sending today. Hooray.

ETA: For anyone who's interested in this sort of thing (Ash) Gambit and Deadpool have been cast in the new Wolverine franchise.

Comments

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Try the bleach pen - make sure you rub it in with the brush end, and then try an eraser (http://www.nothingbuthardware.com/600594.html). I have had pretty good luck with getting stuff off my tub with those.

If your tub is fiberglass you might have to use nailpolish remover.

Or: http://www.ehow.com/how_2053987_make-stained-bathtub-look-like.html

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Soft Scrub did the job (like they suggested on the Lush forums)! It was awesome! I just pretty much drenched the tube with half the bottle and voila!