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hackthis_archive) wrote2008-02-19 10:36 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2008-02-19 10:36 am
I hate everyone
So far this morning I banged my knee, was spoiled for the Project Runway collections by Entertainment Weekly, oh, and this was the first e-mail I sent this morning:
Dear Lush:
I have been a customer of Lush for several years and have spent several hundreds of dollars in your store. At no time and in no place have I ever been informed that your products stain surfaces, so you can imagine my shock and horror when the Youki-Hi bath bomb that I bought from your XX store left a massive orange stain around my white bathtub. In fact, I am now confronted with a hideous orange ring that despite my liberal use of cleaning products refuses to move or fade at all.
I am exceedingly angry and displeased with your company, this product and your lack of warning that this might happen. I now plan to share my anger, not only with you, but with every person I know in urging them not to use your products.
No love,
Me
What's really great is that this isn't the only FUCK YOU WITH A BROOM! letter I'll be sending today. Hooray.
ETA: For anyone who's interested in this sort of thing (Ash) Gambit and Deadpool have been cast in the new Wolverine franchise.
Dear Lush:
I have been a customer of Lush for several years and have spent several hundreds of dollars in your store. At no time and in no place have I ever been informed that your products stain surfaces, so you can imagine my shock and horror when the Youki-Hi bath bomb that I bought from your XX store left a massive orange stain around my white bathtub. In fact, I am now confronted with a hideous orange ring that despite my liberal use of cleaning products refuses to move or fade at all.
I am exceedingly angry and displeased with your company, this product and your lack of warning that this might happen. I now plan to share my anger, not only with you, but with every person I know in urging them not to use your products.
No love,
Me
What's really great is that this isn't the only FUCK YOU WITH A BROOM! letter I'll be sending today. Hooray.
ETA: For anyone who's interested in this sort of thing (Ash) Gambit and Deadpool have been cast in the new Wolverine franchise.
Re: You win today's gold star!
Huh. Soft Scrub... that makes sense. I used to use that many years ago. It works very well, but if you don't use it up quickly enough, it hardens in the bottle: I think that's why I stopped using it.
Um. You haven't written a lot of Psych, how about a ficlet concerning a pineapple-scented bath bomb? Or something SGA? I enjoy anything you write, really.