Let's play a game!

[hackthis_archive]

At the moment I'm a little distracted with declaring my unyielding devotion to Stephen Colbert and trying to come up with a Psych story for teenygozer, so I thought in the meantime we should play that game where you lot give me a badfic summary of one of my stories (any story) and I try to guess which one it is. There are SO many possibilities. Here. I'll start

One time hackthis wrote this one story with this one guy and he totally liked this other guy, and there were fish involved, but not sexually, and um, stuff like that.

Answer: The O.C. Kiss. Angst. Rinse. Repeat.

ETA: Per sparky77's request, you are also allowed to write bad fic summaries of stories you wish I had written too. Who knows, maybe your story will come true ;-)

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the old Even Stevphens? They show Stephen at his most adorable, and in a few of the really old ones, he's not wearing glasses, which it sort of disconcerting, but also very adorable.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

For I minute I thought you were talking about Even Stevens, Shia's show, and then I got REALLY confused.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Too many worlds combining in strange ways! Brain cannot handle! Shutting down! Send Adrian Pasdar to reboot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I, uh, uh, just read down and you'll read the money shot. (http://usmagazine.com/Britney_Spears_Ex_Voted_Off_American_Idol)

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what I was supposed to be looking at, but I saw Brad Pitt and American Idol, and realized that Brad Pitt and Ryan Seacrest are going to be in the same place at the same time, and I think that is one of the signs of the apocalypse and I'm going to go hide under my bed now.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

My intial response was: I want maximum embarassment. I want to write about it! I want

Anderson cattily throwing thing at the TV, talking about breaking
glasses and George trying very hard not to be interested. And then
maybe Anderson has a diva fit and goes off to see Viggo. What do you
think it would be like if Viggo photographed Anderson? He'd totally
want to go to Darfur with him! My inner George is like WTF?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Could Anderson honestly stay still long enough for Viggo to photograph him. Anderson would be all hyperactive and twitchy and Viggo would get grouchy and have to tie him up... Oh... um... wow...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why do we have no Anderson icons?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I do not know. It is a sad, sad thing. Our priorities are very clearly in the wrong places.