Let's play a game!

[hackthis_archive]

At the moment I'm a little distracted with declaring my unyielding devotion to Stephen Colbert and trying to come up with a Psych story for teenygozer, so I thought in the meantime we should play that game where you lot give me a badfic summary of one of my stories (any story) and I try to guess which one it is. There are SO many possibilities. Here. I'll start

One time hackthis wrote this one story with this one guy and he totally liked this other guy, and there were fish involved, but not sexually, and um, stuff like that.

Answer: The O.C. Kiss. Angst. Rinse. Repeat.

ETA: Per sparky77's request, you are also allowed to write bad fic summaries of stories you wish I had written too. Who knows, maybe your story will come true ;-)

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Can we write badfic summaries about stories we wish you would write?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

In re: ETA.

God damn it. Now I've got to think of something good. Sometimes I really should keep my mouth shut.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I replied to you. I don't know where it went. LJ is totally on notice. Once I stop petting my Stephen icons.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

LJ is evil and a tool of the devil and/or Brad Pitt (except Brad was really cute in his little UPS outfit in the Fucking Ben Affleck video and I think I'm liking him again, and what the hell is up with Brian Austin Green being hot in The Sarah Connor Chronicles.. the world makes no sense to be anymore, and I have also totally lost control of these parentheses.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No, don't let Brad fool you! He'll do that! You'll think he's all cool and then he'll run off with his co-star and your pig dies, and then your quasi- boyfriend buys who a whole wig of a pig sanctuary to make up for that (http://www.ironwoodpigsanctuary.org/), and then you also find out that said boyfriend is a big LOTR fan (TRUE STORY) and that he would prolly throw you over for Viggo Mortensen. Did that make any sense? I've been getting a lot of 'research' passed my way this week.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Wait... I just got totally lost. Brad got George a pig farm, but secretly loves Viggo? I think I need this explained in small words.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No, sorry, sorry. Off-screen this week, Barack Obama talked about his George love (http://www.usmagazine.com/barack_obama_refuses_to_answer_boxers_or_briefs_question), so George cut out all the praise and sent it to Anderson (that boyfriend) in a card that says, "Roses are red, violets are blue, Barack thinks I'm really smart and hot, how about you?"

In response, Anderson bought George a wing at the pig sanctuary, in Max's honor.

The fanboy is also Anderson. I got sent footage of a Anderson in a 2003 interview basically wetting himself about tryingt to see Return of the King the day it opened. He's totally got a Viggo crush.

He might entertain the possibility of throwing over George for The King.

(small enough words)


antheia

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Oh! That boyfriend! The good one! My bad. I've been watching too much Torchwood and it's making my brain function at really, really low levels.

God, now I'm imagining a conversation between Anderson Cooper and Stephen Colbert about Lord of the Rings. They'd be all "And do you remember Viggo?" and "And wasn't cool when Viggo..." and George would try to participate in the conversation, but would eventually give up, wander off, and run into John Barrowman and complain how frustrating his boyfriends all are, and John would offer sex to help George feel better.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

hackthis can't come to the phone right now because she was just temporarily rendered dumb by seeing Stephen Colbert lying on a bear-skin rug, draped in the British flag.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the old Even Stevphens? They show Stephen at his most adorable, and in a few of the really old ones, he's not wearing glasses, which it sort of disconcerting, but also very adorable.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

For I minute I thought you were talking about Even Stevens, Shia's show, and then I got REALLY confused.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Too many worlds combining in strange ways! Brain cannot handle! Shutting down! Send Adrian Pasdar to reboot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I, uh, uh, just read down and you'll read the money shot. (http://usmagazine.com/Britney_Spears_Ex_Voted_Off_American_Idol)

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what I was supposed to be looking at, but I saw Brad Pitt and American Idol, and realized that Brad Pitt and Ryan Seacrest are going to be in the same place at the same time, and I think that is one of the signs of the apocalypse and I'm going to go hide under my bed now.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

My intial response was: I want maximum embarassment. I want to write about it! I want

Anderson cattily throwing thing at the TV, talking about breaking
glasses and George trying very hard not to be interested. And then
maybe Anderson has a diva fit and goes off to see Viggo. What do you
think it would be like if Viggo photographed Anderson? He'd totally
want to go to Darfur with him! My inner George is like WTF?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Could Anderson honestly stay still long enough for Viggo to photograph him. Anderson would be all hyperactive and twitchy and Viggo would get grouchy and have to tie him up... Oh... um... wow...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why do we have no Anderson icons?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I do not know. It is a sad, sad thing. Our priorities are very clearly in the wrong places.

[fivil.livejournal.com]

(I used to surf FFnet a lot so these badfic summaries will be REALLY bad. Also these are mostly sort of blatantly obvious.)

He is a P-I-M-P! And then he meets a man, who has a ~*~secret*~*. Ummm some stuff happens.

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SMUT WARNING! He is doing naughty things in the toilet.. Alone.. Thinking of a someone..

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They go to college. There's a new guy in town (or, er, college!). I'm not good at summaries but read it, it's very interesting!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. Well, 1. Trade 2. That's some SWRPS story, but I can't remember the name and 3. Well, is it.. could it be... Telegraph Avenue?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! Aw, Theodore. I do love him muchly.

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

There's this drug dealer or pimp or something that really fucks seth up and then Ryan's there and they kiss and go to disney world!!111!!!!1

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Has anyone read that story with john and bobby and... there's a lighter in a sneaker????// IDEK. I just remember thinking it was hawt.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL.

1. Happiest Place on Earth
2. Thermal.

HAI!

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

more people should have participated. i was looking forward to more badfic summaries!