hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2008-06-16 09:24 am

Convince me.

a. Dear [livejournal.com profile] meret:

Thank you for saying you were excited about In Plain Sight, because then I felt compelled to actually watch it, and you know, it's pretty damn good. USA Network, I see you totally being The Network this summer. Iz times for Psych and Burn Notice nao!

Regards,
Me.

Anybody else watching this too?


b. My Live Free or Die Hard story is stalled. Probably because John is stoned. Trufax! Thanks to whomever suggested that for the [livejournal.com profile] hard4brains July 4 Ficathon.


c. If you could convince me to write any Iron Man story, what would you want to see? No, I will not pair up Tony/Pepper. IMO, they work better just the way they are. However, I am succeptible to giving Tony a boyfriend*, I just haven't found one that works for me. Convince me.

*ETA: Smoking hot one night stand also welcome.

[identity profile] naanima.livejournal.com 2008-06-18 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm completely incapable of writing fictional texts. It has been proven on many occasions with some truly horrendous writing; however, I do like to have my imagination run wild. I have whole scenes in my head of Harry ‘flirting’ with Tony, which usually involves questions of, “So, would your suit survive a nuke to the face?” and so forth. And when Peter starts taking up Tony’s time because Peter is an intelligent scientist Harry would be all like, “Fucking HOMEWRECKER! First you take away my father, then my girlfriend, and now you are taking my MAN! DIE!” to Spiderman, because for some fucked unknown reason Harry won’t cross that line of targeting Peter, but Spiderman is a bitch. Tony attempts to stop the fight only to be sent legal suits to pay for property damage Iron Man have done to Tony eventually gets Harry professional help. There is this superhero psychologist in the Marvel universe, I just can’t remember his name.

For the life of me I just can't see Ari cheating on Mrs. Ari, but he obviously wants RDJ, so Ari/RDJ voyeurism is the only solution! And you know, RDJ wearing Tony Stark is all sorts of hot and Ari knows a good thing when he sees one. And he may just make some sex tapes for Mrs. Ari for when she discovers the whole thing because Mrs. Ari always knows.

I have obviously thought about this way too much.