Have you unleashed bees as an attack weapon? Have you had an alternate universe younger counterpart of the most iconic figure in the fandom from the future punch time? Did your girlfriend become an omnipotent cosmic force and resurrect herself half a dozen times? 'Ship a couple so hard that you completely ignore fifteen years of a relationship? Massacred the character of one of the most consistently drawn supporting characters in a comic whose job and morals define her just for a one-off plot point?

If you haven't done this, you cannot possibly compare with the fanboys of comics.