And what are you thinking about this Monday?

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1. Morgan Freeman was in a serious car accident last night. I'm hoping it turns out okay, but um, is the Batman project cursed? Seriously, y'all?

2. hackthis: Shiloh Jolie Pitt looks like a mini Katee Sackhoff.
serialkarma: oooh, maybe Katee's the real mother!
hackthis: That's just Cylon propaganda you're spouting now. OMG! Shiloh is the missing Cylon!
serialkarma: Well, that would totally explain a LOT.

3. Mad Men people, if you've ever asked yourself What Would Don Draper Do?, well now you know. Yes, I made an LJ feed.

4. Even Christian Bale thinks Bruce needs to get it on. Bruce/Harvey pron for the motherfucking win.

5.


Dear Mad Men:

Joan, you continue to be the pinnacle of hotass. I mean really.

Paul, you are being a douche. Leave the poor girl alone. She is not your fucking race trophy.

Pete, um, yeah. I never thought I would ever have sympathy for you, and yet… I know it didn't help that Don kicked you out when you only wanted him to bend you over the desk.

Peggy, girrrrrrrrrrrrrrl. I thought the baby might've been put up for adoption, but no, you left it with your mom and sister. Matt, please to be showing Peggy on the doorstep with a baby and a big old, um, so I made a boo-boo explanation.

Don, you are the man all men want to be and the man all women want to fuck. What's it like to look in the mirror every day and know this?

Carry on!
Me



Dear Generation Kill:

Nathan, I am sorry you are possibly going to be disciplined and not in the good way, but being mean to Brad isn't the answer. He does mean it in the homosexual way when he says he loves you. And gun oil. And I really think that you should ask Rudy for some sex pointers. And make it up to Brad.

Brad, holy mother of Buddha, please to always wander around naked.

Dear guy who was Stephen on Kitchen Confidential, Plz to always threaten to kick Captain America's heine.

Twomby, you are a fucktard.

Ray, you are continual awesome. Your sing-a-longs give my life purpose, but I'm still blinking that you were jerking off five feet from Brad in his grave. Is there something you want to tell me?

Rudy, I never see enough of your pretty visage. I can't believe you were actually IN the marines.

<3,
Me


Dear Burn Notice,

I have never liked Nate and yet when he appeared on the screen I clapped. Such is your power over me. Also, Sam your power of awesome continues to overtake all. Teach me interrogation plz?

<3,
Me



Dear Mike Rowe:

Your hot never wanes. This is most impressive when you are shrieking about the sharks.

<3
Me

Comments

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Also, good catch, I totally didn't pick up on the "when we were together" thing. Duh.

Dude, I swear MM is becoming like Lost where if you miss one thing you're lost forever. I didn't catch that either the first time around; I may have to start listening with headphones. I'm also now more convinced than ever that Joan and Paul's break-up had something to do with money. Either she left him for the doctor b/c he's broke, or he led her to believe he had more money than he does or something. I don't know, but both parties got burned there, and I'm wondering if Paul was the first one to meet someone after the break, which just pissed Joan off more.

I also had more thoughts on Joan (http://hackthis.livejournal.com/492399.html?thread=13407343#t13407343).

And while I agree that the 14 month gap sucked ass, I'm kind of liking how they deal with it.

Also, Don using his kid as a bartender was NOT COOL.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Also, Don using his kid as a bartender was NOT COOL.

Yeah, see, that doesn't even bother me. I was pouring beers for my parents and their friends at that age too. But um, I had a weird childhood.

And yeah, I'm beginning to seriously suspect that Paul is broke, or cut off from his trust fund, and this is all a way to cover up some incipient panic on his part. You know he didn't move to Montclair because he really did think it was that cool.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, see, that doesn't even bother me. I was pouring beers for my parents and their friends at that age too. But um, I had a weird childhood.

Shocking. ;)

And yeah, I'm beginning to seriously suspect that Paul is broke, or cut off from his trust fund, and this is all a way to cover up some incipient panic on his part. You know he didn't move to Montclair because he really did think it was that cool.

Yes, this is -- oh,wait, Paul and Joan are interacting in the office. Dude, I don't know what the hell happened between them, but the gloves are off and the claws are out. She called him poor little rich boy, which is why I thought he was a trustifarian. It never even occured to me that he might be faking it. I'd figured he stole the typewriter for shits and giggles and the lack of sofa I put down to him being a boy. Maybe he really did get cut off.

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Yeah, I don't know, could go either way, but clearly something is going on with him.