hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2008-08-04 10:21 am
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And what are you thinking about this Monday?

1. Morgan Freeman was in a serious car accident last night. I'm hoping it turns out okay, but um, is the Batman project cursed? Seriously, y'all?

2. [livejournal.com profile] hackthis: Shiloh Jolie Pitt looks like a mini Katee Sackhoff.
[livejournal.com profile] serialkarma: oooh, maybe Katee's the real mother!
[livejournal.com profile] hackthis: That's just Cylon propaganda you're spouting now. OMG! Shiloh is the missing Cylon!
[livejournal.com profile] serialkarma: Well, that would totally explain a LOT.

3. Mad Men people, if you've ever asked yourself What Would Don Draper Do?, well now you know. Yes, I made an LJ feed.

4. Even Christian Bale thinks Bruce needs to get it on. Bruce/Harvey pron for the motherfucking win.

5.


Dear Mad Men:

Joan, you continue to be the pinnacle of hotass. I mean really.

Paul, you are being a douche. Leave the poor girl alone. She is not your fucking race trophy.

Pete, um, yeah. I never thought I would ever have sympathy for you, and yet… I know it didn't help that Don kicked you out when you only wanted him to bend you over the desk.

Peggy, girrrrrrrrrrrrrrl. I thought the baby might've been put up for adoption, but no, you left it with your mom and sister. Matt, please to be showing Peggy on the doorstep with a baby and a big old, um, so I made a boo-boo explanation.

Don, you are the man all men want to be and the man all women want to fuck. What's it like to look in the mirror every day and know this?

Carry on!
Me



Dear Generation Kill:

Nathan, I am sorry you are possibly going to be disciplined and not in the good way, but being mean to Brad isn't the answer. He does mean it in the homosexual way when he says he loves you. And gun oil. And I really think that you should ask Rudy for some sex pointers. And make it up to Brad.

Brad, holy mother of Buddha, please to always wander around naked.

Dear guy who was Stephen on Kitchen Confidential, Plz to always threaten to kick Captain America's heine.

Twomby, you are a fucktard.

Ray, you are continual awesome. Your sing-a-longs give my life purpose, but I'm still blinking that you were jerking off five feet from Brad in his grave. Is there something you want to tell me?

Rudy, I never see enough of your pretty visage. I can't believe you were actually IN the marines.

<3,
Me


Dear Burn Notice,

I have never liked Nate and yet when he appeared on the screen I clapped. Such is your power over me. Also, Sam your power of awesome continues to overtake all. Teach me interrogation plz?

<3,
Me



Dear Mike Rowe:

Your hot never wanes. This is most impressive when you are shrieking about the sharks.

<3
Me

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/ 2008-08-04 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* You're hilarious.

You're not giving yourself enough credit. Your fic is killer. Perhaps if you worked in conjunction with someone who was more comfortable with the military know-hows?

But this is me just wishing out loud.

I greatly desire some sort of Nate/Brad porn fic, like serious, sand in bad places, bruises and teeth and scratches...
Damn you, woman! Now I'm all hot and bothered at work. ;-)

There's been some clever stuff written here [community profile] generation_kill but nothing quite as dirty as what you have in mind (and I'm sure what the majority of us are lookin' for).

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You are being nice because you want something, but it won't work! Unless you vote in the poll I just made about which is more imperative: Generation Kill slash or Dark Knight slash. ;-)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/ 2008-08-04 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I am NOT just being nice. Your fic kicks ass. It's just a fact. But I will not lie and say I don't really want some nasty Colbert/Fick porn one way or another. ;-)

I'm off to take your poll. You know what my answer will be.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, you are very sweet. I am thinking about it. I admit. Also, there are stills of his back montage here (http://alexandral.livejournal.com/206145.html#cutid1).

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lisalisa_/ 2008-08-04 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
*twirls* I am one happy camper.

Hm, the tat is intense. I see the pyramid and the two human images (which are female, I think). I have absolutely not even a guess as to what it means though. Maybe we'll find out in a future ep. That one pic where you see it wrapping around his side KILLS me.