Lefties and Olympics Porn FTMW! \O/

[hackthis_archive]

It is International Left Handers Day. Represent lefties! Both Marilyn Monroe and Napoleon were lefties. Hell, so is Brangelina. But we can't have everything.

Speaking of representing, the French may have talked a lot of 4X100 smack, but at no point would I begrudge them anything if they continue to show their swimmers stripping each other in front of God and Country. Liberte! Egalite! Nudite! (Yes, this photo is safe for work, you just won't feel like it is).

I'm sure the conversation went something like this:

Lefert: You are wet, here let me help you
Teammate: Yes, I'm wet. I just swam a relay.
Lefert: Yes, but you are wet. You need to get undressed.
Teammate: In front of all these people?
Lefert: Here, the heat from my gaze will keep you warm
Teammate: Wait, too warm! Too warm!
Lefert: We can haz sex nao?
Teammate: Yes. No. Yes. I am so fucking tired. I just swam a relay
Lefert: Which is why you should get naked. Now.
Teammate: Well, if you insist.

Apparently it takes 30 minutes to put the LZR suit on, so I suppose any shortcuts are more than welcome. AND. 10 brownie points to whomever can tell me the name of the man being stripped. AND. I will write you post relay comfort porn in the showers. You know, if that's your thing.


ETA: If you are interested in Generation Kill, but do not currently posess the means of seeing it, it might behoove you to join the generation_kill community where they might be able to assist you. (Yes, I use words like behoove. What?)

Comments

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

I know. Just...expressing sympathy for someone who actually looks like they've swum a relay, unlike say Michael Phelps.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Perfectly understandable. I think Michael Phelps is not from this planet though. I mean a) the speed b) the body c) the body. You see where I'm going with this...

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing somewhere dirty.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are very astute. It's just that when I look at images like these (http://community.livejournal.com/phelps_jammers/18184.html) I think he would be an excellent specimen to teach me all about the muscle groups in the human body.

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that's what you're thinking.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, did I not mention the naked part? Yes. He could teach me these things naked. And then he could teach me how to swim. Or we could do it in reverse. Like the french team! :D

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

We came third. That has nothing to do with this conversation except that I have a thing for Eamon Sullivan.