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1. The hottest sex scene George Clooney ever did was with Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight. Discuss.

2. Michael Phelps is not naked, you just think he is*. Discuss.

3. One of the things I have learned from playing sports/working out a lot and from pretty much everybody else I know who played sports, continues to play them or works out a lot (military/construction/you name it), is that when you spend upwards of 5-10+** hours a week exercising and you see what that does to your body, you want to flaunt that shit as much as possible. Clothing optional at all times. So, while the rest of the world is all, oh, Michael Phelps is exposed in his handkerchief Speedo, Michael's like yeah, whatevercakes, I earned the right to be naked whenever I want. How can one disagree? No discussion required.

ETA 3b. You know that thing after you workout crazy hard and you take a shower and you're either still sweating or you're too hot to put on clothes, but you have to? Yeah, hate that. Discuss.

4. Generation Kill is no longer available on On Demand. This was a BIG fucking shock to me the other night. The DVDs are coming out December 16th. What the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime without my Ray-Ray? Discuss.

5. What country will you be moving to if the McCain/Palin ticket steal win the election? Discuss!

6. How badly will installing a pull-up bar ruin my doorframe? Opinions?

7. Where is the porn? DIRECT ME THERE.


*Thank you thorne_scratch

**Frankly, if I had the opportunity to work out for 10+ hours a week these days, you'd hear nothing but, "...and then I was streaking around town naked again..."

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

1. The hottest sex scene George Clooney ever did was with Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight. Discuss.

1. Yes. God, I loved that movie. What happened to Jennifer Lopez. She could have been so awesome.

3B. I am a freak and I'm always cold, even in the sauna. I was once in a sauna and I shivered. I think I might actually be cold blooded.

4.I can burn them for you in DVD player playable form though instead of watching you could also write me cracked out Brad/Nate AUs.

5. All the cool people are in Canada and/or Argentina

7. I do not know and I need it :(

[just-meeh-here.livejournal.com]

2. I find that partially clothed is MUCH hotter than full nakedosity. The hint (or shove in that picture's case) makes the mind work for it. It adds that delicious anticipation.

5. England, France, or Germany

6. It will be bad. Like if you are renting, it will effect your deposit bad. AND if it is not done right and for some reason the installation cracks the wood, it could all come down with you on it. There is and interesting thing I saw on a commercial that attaches itself from tension. Does no perm damage. Looked pretty sound. I have no idea what it is called.

7. I can offer the only porn I have but I dont know where to put it for you to download. It is 153MB compressed.

[tobymalfoy.livejournal.com]

I've had it for, uh, about 8 months? Yes, I like it, I guess. I mean I don't use it as often as I'd like and I'm crap at pull ups, but these things I knew before I got it. It's just a straight bar, nothing fancy. I got it at a German mail order retailer for 30 bucks, so you won't probably won't find this particular one where you are.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. The hottest sex scene George Clooney ever did was with Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight. Discuss.

1. Yes. God, I loved that movie. What happened to Jennifer Lopez. She could have been so awesome.

Best George movie ever. Yes. And you know I like me some George movies. It was before Brad, so that could be why. You know, it's the first movie George did with Don, they go way back. I think Don sekrit misses the pre-Brad days too. He likes Brad, thinks he's a great guy, but he totally fucked up George.

3b. Are you serious? Holy cow. Then I expect you will never have hot flashes when you get old. :p sidebar: If hear one more person called Todd Palin 'First Dude' I will scream. Then again, if I have to hear anything else about anybody with the surname Palin I will scream. I told you I'm having Republican related-nightmares, right? No. Seriously.

4. For me? Hi. You are made of win. But wait, I just got a drunk, bruised mafia!Brad laid! What more do you -- what kind ideas you got? Go on.

8. Stephen, I love you.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If this were an option, I would take it. When it is [redacted by order of the attorney for hackthis].

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

What? What? GK is still available on my HBO On Demand. WTF happened to yours???

I just watched "Stay Frosty" for the Chef Boyardee scene, and Brad's latrine smile.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What? What? GK is still available on my HBO On Demand. WTF happened to yours???

I just watched "Stay Frosty" for the Chef Boyardee scene, and Brad's latrine smile.

WHAT?! WTFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

I watched earlier this afternoon, so I know they were there, and I just now went and looked again, and sure enough: still there. I was looking for a deletion date, too, but couldn't find one. Does that mean they'll be leaving me soon? Phooey!

(but what's this I hear about drunk, bruised Mafia!Brad?)

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Now you've got me obsessed about #3. I'm reading a review of several different options here:

http://www.galttech.com/research/health/best-pull-up-bars-chin-ups.php

I will probably end up ordering one before the day is over.

And I'm with you on the sweat. That's not cool. Looking amazing, though? That's pretty cool.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I watched earlier this afternoon, so I know they were there, and I just now went and looked again, and sure enough: still there. I was looking for a deletion date, too, but couldn't find one. Does that mean they'll be leaving me soon? Phooey!

I was promised two more days and then I didn't get them! *is v sullen*

(but what's this I hear about drunk, bruised Mafia!Brad?)

It's just something sparky77 and I were kicking around. Not really for human consumption as it were.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

2. I find that partially clothed is MUCH hotter than full nakedosity. The hint (or shove in that picture's case) makes the mind work for it. It adds that delicious anticipation.

I agree.

6. There seem to be quite a few that you just hook over the doorframe, which I think I will go with, because I am rather loathe to put holes in the walls.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Let me know how this all goes. You are thinking of the Door Gym?

And I'm with you on the sweat. That's not cool. Looking amazing, though? That's pretty cool.

Inorite? I really would do it nonstop if it didn't obliterate my hair. I hear there are people who don't actually sweat that much when they work out; I think they may be doing it wrong. I turn into this sort of damp, gasping mess. Like sex, but with no condoms.

[azephirin.livejournal.com]

1: Agreed. I don't know what happened to her after that movie! I had never really heard of her before that and was totally ready to think that she was the awesomest thing that ever awesomed, but...not. :(

2: NOM NOM NOM.

3: It's like when Brandi Daniels (I think that was her name) ripped her shirt off after the US team won the women's World Cup. People were all "OMG obscene!" and she literally said something like, "I ran my ass off for that body; I want people to see it!" Girl, if I had a body like that, I would do the same.

5: France, to piss people off and because the wine is better. Also, I had a great (though brief) experience in Paris and found people to be generally friendly and helpful.

6: My roommate installed one in his and the doorframe seems to be intact. We live in an old, solid rowhouse, though.

7: What variety of porn?

[suaine.livejournal.com]

1. There is nothing to discuss. It is truth.

2. Huh. I never realized how truly freakishly long his arms are.

3. Well built naked people... I, um... what?

ETA 3b. I actually like some light clothing after a nice work-out/shower combo. No socks though.

4. ... Torrents. Not technically legal, but dude, I live in Germany, there is simply no other choice. Do it. It will make you feel good.

5. Worse! I will have to postpone my plans to move to the US. I don't think they would even let me in anymore.

6. The best, safest pull-up bars are screwed into the wall above the door frame. Otherwise you might end up with material fatigue and subsequent breaking of bones.

7. I DO NOT KNOW. WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, PERHAPS STALKING PEOPLE. PAYING THEM WITH CARNAL FAVORS.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

what kind ideas you got? Go on.

*sneaks in* *whispers* Tell her about the glitter!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

2. *channels factual reporter voice*: Michael Phelps has the torso of a man who is 6'8 and the legs of a man who is 6'0. This is how he is 6'4. His arms are 6'7. Thusly, he's totally disproportionate. ;)

5. Stay where you are, dude. At this point everyone may come to you.

6. Correction: the safest pull up bars are the freestanding ones at the gym. Or, if you can get them, Ryan Lochte's arms. ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. Fame got to her one can only assume. It makes people really not right in the head sometimes.

3. People said that was obscene? Please tell me you're joking. But then again, the USA also says sexual assault, violent crime and mass murder are okay entertainment for network TV, but breasts, asses and cursing are deviant. The USA has an issue.

6. Huh. My building is pretty hardcore. You can't even put nails in the walls because of the old school insulation.

7. The written kind. Watching porn tends to bore me after the first five minutes.

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

1. Very much so, yes.

2. Don't you mean "you just hope he is"? (Dayumn.)

3. Agreed.

3b. Bleagh.

4. Um... Ask somebody in the know for a rec?

5. I hear southern Canada is lovely. And we won't have to fly, so my fiance will be more willing to come along with.

6. Not being able to see the structure of your house, I'm not sure.

7. Hey, I asked the same question once upon a time and was pointed here...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

We were actually talking about the glitter, but I am not a glam rock fan of any kind. Not pundits. Not actors, that's just too much meta... even though Ari would probably want to blow Brad. And set him up with, like, everybody. Including George. What else? Firemen...done it... policemen... done that too. College students... nah...

Farmers! No, that's just me wanting Brad naked again.

sparky77 we're back to the spy thing again, aren't we?

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

*looks at photo*

*DROOLS*

[elzed.livejournal.com]

1. yes, although we are talking dim memories here.

2. he does look a wee bit freaky with those giant fucking arms, though. I mean, really.

4. you know there's this generation_kill comm, right, for friends of the show...

5. already here. But if when (at this rate, ack) the Tories get back at the next election...

*sighs*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

7. Hey, I asked the same question once upon a time and was pointed here...

LOL.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

2. As I told suaine: *channels factual reporter voice*: Michael Phelps has the torso of a man who is 6'8 and the legs of a man who is 6'0. This is how he is 6'4. His arms are 6'7. Thusly, he's totally disproportionate. ;)

4. Oh, hush up you. I am well aware of this, thank you. I think what is really needed is for the actor to come to my place and do a reenactment of #6 and #7, you know, so I can get the real nuances of their performances. IN BED.

5. This is because Boris goes around in suits that look as though they've been on the floor all night. This is my totally unprofessional opinion.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

The spy thing... you two better be back to that spy thing... I like that spy thing and I don't even know the particulars. Is there a Daniel Craig cameo?