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[hackthis_archive]

1. The hottest sex scene George Clooney ever did was with Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight. Discuss.

2. Michael Phelps is not naked, you just think he is*. Discuss.

3. One of the things I have learned from playing sports/working out a lot and from pretty much everybody else I know who played sports, continues to play them or works out a lot (military/construction/you name it), is that when you spend upwards of 5-10+** hours a week exercising and you see what that does to your body, you want to flaunt that shit as much as possible. Clothing optional at all times. So, while the rest of the world is all, oh, Michael Phelps is exposed in his handkerchief Speedo, Michael's like yeah, whatevercakes, I earned the right to be naked whenever I want. How can one disagree? No discussion required.

ETA 3b. You know that thing after you workout crazy hard and you take a shower and you're either still sweating or you're too hot to put on clothes, but you have to? Yeah, hate that. Discuss.

4. Generation Kill is no longer available on On Demand. This was a BIG fucking shock to me the other night. The DVDs are coming out December 16th. What the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime without my Ray-Ray? Discuss.

5. What country will you be moving to if the McCain/Palin ticket steal win the election? Discuss!

6. How badly will installing a pull-up bar ruin my doorframe? Opinions?

7. Where is the porn? DIRECT ME THERE.


*Thank you thorne_scratch

**Frankly, if I had the opportunity to work out for 10+ hours a week these days, you'd hear nothing but, "...and then I was streaking around town naked again..."

Comments

#1

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

There is no need to discuss. This is true. Mmm-hmm.

Re: #1

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's just stunning how, like, hot they are, especially since George never seems to have chemistry with anybody not named Brad. Or Matt. And her! I'd forgotten she wasn't always scary!

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Hellooooooo Mr. Phelps.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

1. YES. AGREED. (Though, I sort of liked Solaris & his ass.)

2. *gulp*

5. Scotland.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. I just couldn't get into Solaris, but George's ass is a fine thing to have chemistry with. It's just a shame he's lost all this weight and it's gone away. I always object to that.

5. I love Scotland. Scotland for the motherfucking win, dude.


Also, uh, what the hell is going on with your icon. Tell me you did not put emo hair on Barack.

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

1. That's one of the hottest sex scenes in a movie done by anyone, period. And, though, yes, I SO VERY MUCH agree, I can't actually think of a single sex scene George Clooney has done besides that one? If we're not including all the scenes in the Ocean's movies where he and Brad are talking and Brad is eating.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was just saying that to trollprincess! George may be hot, but he doesn't tend to have chemistry with anybody not named Brad or Matt.

[hey-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

2. *hasn't looked away yet*

5. Ireland. Maybe Antarctica. Haven't decided yet.

6. It won't if it comes with Michael Phelps. ^_^

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

2. I know. This is why I had to share.

5. Ireland has more beer. Plus, The Frames! I like The Frames.

6. No, sweetie, that's a different kind of pull-up bar.

[aurora]

1. I absolutely concur. That scene is just...mesmerizing.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

With the snow and the view and the way that look like, hot, but not in that weird, nasty skinny overdone way that Hollywood's become so fond of.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

It's not like I watching Generation Kill every day (I'm savoring it, like a fine wine. a Brad wine), but dude, I so have that shit backed up in like, three places. This December release business is just not. We can not be Ray-Ray deprived!


Also, as for Phelps, the girl swimmers always taunted the guys in their flappy suits (we wore at least two drag suits...they, being guys, just threw on every suit they had, no matter how close it was to falling apart) and were all, "Hey, a little breezy there, eh?" and that made they look frantically round to see if any important bits were exposed. But yes, Speedo, and next stop Naked. It should be their new slogan, with appropriate porntastic ad campagin.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's not like I watching Generation Kill every day (I'm savoring it, like a fine wine. a Brad wine), but dude, I so have that shit backed up in like, three places. This December release business is just not. We can not be Ray-Ray deprived!

I was working on it! I was informed I had two more days! And then they snatched it away early. I just. *sniff* BRAD! I want my Brad! And Nate! And Poke. And Walt. And Garza. And even crazy Sgt. Major Sixta!

Speedo, and next stop Naked. It should be their new slogan, with appropriate porntastic ad campagin.

I have to tell you, I was on the Speedo site the other day and this was not so. I was most displeased.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

#6 - share the answer you get because I've been contemplating one. There are supposed to be ones that don't actually use hardware, but I'm not sure how comfy I am with that concept.

#3 - Absolutely agree. If that were my body I'd be naked all the time. All. The. Time.

#5 - I will be reminding my husband that when we moved to Colorado the other option was British Columbia and I compromised with him on Colorado and he was WRONG.

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Check out this pullup bar: http://www.gymcor.com/doorgym.html - no hardware because it's not permanent.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. Word.

3. I had to do an ETA on #3, because the downside of all that working out is that bit afterwards when you take a shower and you dry off and you're still sweating and too hot to get dressed. Problematic.

5. I am cracking up.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

If you install a pull-up bar in your doorway make sure you put it high enough that Michael Phelps will not bump his head on it when walking in.

Just in case.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know, I have very high ceilings and very high doorframes. These things have been considered. :D

Also, your icon, uh, actually makes me think of me. thisisbone was all blah blah blah 'Bush Doctrine' and I was all, what's that, where Bush says he can do whatever he wants because he's the president? And Bone was all, uh, here, have a wiki entry, and I read it and was like OH! So I was right!

It's one of these things where I do everything I can to tune out anything with the word 'bush' attached. And wow, that's way funnier than I thought.

[tobymalfoy.livejournal.com]

6 - The one I have required only one fairly small screw per side. The bar is mostly held by being clamped into place between the sides of the door frame. And since the sides of the bar are wide and have a plastic cover, you can't see any sign it was there beyond the single small hole per side.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooooh. How long have you had it? Do you like it? Does it have different grips? What kind is it?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

1. The hottest sex scene George Clooney ever did was with Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight. Discuss.

1. Yes. God, I loved that movie. What happened to Jennifer Lopez. She could have been so awesome.

3B. I am a freak and I'm always cold, even in the sauna. I was once in a sauna and I shivered. I think I might actually be cold blooded.

4.I can burn them for you in DVD player playable form though instead of watching you could also write me cracked out Brad/Nate AUs.

5. All the cool people are in Canada and/or Argentina

7. I do not know and I need it :(

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. The hottest sex scene George Clooney ever did was with Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight. Discuss.

1. Yes. God, I loved that movie. What happened to Jennifer Lopez. She could have been so awesome.

Best George movie ever. Yes. And you know I like me some George movies. It was before Brad, so that could be why. You know, it's the first movie George did with Don, they go way back. I think Don sekrit misses the pre-Brad days too. He likes Brad, thinks he's a great guy, but he totally fucked up George.

3b. Are you serious? Holy cow. Then I expect you will never have hot flashes when you get old. :p sidebar: If hear one more person called Todd Palin 'First Dude' I will scream. Then again, if I have to hear anything else about anybody with the surname Palin I will scream. I told you I'm having Republican related-nightmares, right? No. Seriously.

4. For me? Hi. You are made of win. But wait, I just got a drunk, bruised mafia!Brad laid! What more do you -- what kind ideas you got? Go on.

8. Stephen, I love you.

[just-meeh-here.livejournal.com]

2. I find that partially clothed is MUCH hotter than full nakedosity. The hint (or shove in that picture's case) makes the mind work for it. It adds that delicious anticipation.

5. England, France, or Germany

6. It will be bad. Like if you are renting, it will effect your deposit bad. AND if it is not done right and for some reason the installation cracks the wood, it could all come down with you on it. There is and interesting thing I saw on a commercial that attaches itself from tension. Does no perm damage. Looked pretty sound. I have no idea what it is called.

7. I can offer the only porn I have but I dont know where to put it for you to download. It is 153MB compressed.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

2. I find that partially clothed is MUCH hotter than full nakedosity. The hint (or shove in that picture's case) makes the mind work for it. It adds that delicious anticipation.

I agree.

6. There seem to be quite a few that you just hook over the doorframe, which I think I will go with, because I am rather loathe to put holes in the walls.

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

What? What? GK is still available on my HBO On Demand. WTF happened to yours???

I just watched "Stay Frosty" for the Chef Boyardee scene, and Brad's latrine smile.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What? What? GK is still available on my HBO On Demand. WTF happened to yours???

I just watched "Stay Frosty" for the Chef Boyardee scene, and Brad's latrine smile.

WHAT?! WTFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[azephirin.livejournal.com]

1: Agreed. I don't know what happened to her after that movie! I had never really heard of her before that and was totally ready to think that she was the awesomest thing that ever awesomed, but...not. :(

2: NOM NOM NOM.

3: It's like when Brandi Daniels (I think that was her name) ripped her shirt off after the US team won the women's World Cup. People were all "OMG obscene!" and she literally said something like, "I ran my ass off for that body; I want people to see it!" Girl, if I had a body like that, I would do the same.

5: France, to piss people off and because the wine is better. Also, I had a great (though brief) experience in Paris and found people to be generally friendly and helpful.

6: My roommate installed one in his and the doorframe seems to be intact. We live in an old, solid rowhouse, though.

7: What variety of porn?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. Fame got to her one can only assume. It makes people really not right in the head sometimes.

3. People said that was obscene? Please tell me you're joking. But then again, the USA also says sexual assault, violent crime and mass murder are okay entertainment for network TV, but breasts, asses and cursing are deviant. The USA has an issue.

6. Huh. My building is pretty hardcore. You can't even put nails in the walls because of the old school insulation.

7. The written kind. Watching porn tends to bore me after the first five minutes.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

1. There is nothing to discuss. It is truth.

2. Huh. I never realized how truly freakishly long his arms are.

3. Well built naked people... I, um... what?

ETA 3b. I actually like some light clothing after a nice work-out/shower combo. No socks though.

4. ... Torrents. Not technically legal, but dude, I live in Germany, there is simply no other choice. Do it. It will make you feel good.

5. Worse! I will have to postpone my plans to move to the US. I don't think they would even let me in anymore.

6. The best, safest pull-up bars are screwed into the wall above the door frame. Otherwise you might end up with material fatigue and subsequent breaking of bones.

7. I DO NOT KNOW. WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, PERHAPS STALKING PEOPLE. PAYING THEM WITH CARNAL FAVORS.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

2. *channels factual reporter voice*: Michael Phelps has the torso of a man who is 6'8 and the legs of a man who is 6'0. This is how he is 6'4. His arms are 6'7. Thusly, he's totally disproportionate. ;)

5. Stay where you are, dude. At this point everyone may come to you.

6. Correction: the safest pull up bars are the freestanding ones at the gym. Or, if you can get them, Ryan Lochte's arms. ;)

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

1. Very much so, yes.

2. Don't you mean "you just hope he is"? (Dayumn.)

3. Agreed.

3b. Bleagh.

4. Um... Ask somebody in the know for a rec?

5. I hear southern Canada is lovely. And we won't have to fly, so my fiance will be more willing to come along with.

6. Not being able to see the structure of your house, I'm not sure.

7. Hey, I asked the same question once upon a time and was pointed here...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

7. Hey, I asked the same question once upon a time and was pointed here...

LOL.

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

*looks at photo*

*DROOLS*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know.

[elzed.livejournal.com]

1. yes, although we are talking dim memories here.

2. he does look a wee bit freaky with those giant fucking arms, though. I mean, really.

4. you know there's this generation_kill comm, right, for friends of the show...

5. already here. But if when (at this rate, ack) the Tories get back at the next election...

*sighs*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

2. As I told suaine: *channels factual reporter voice*: Michael Phelps has the torso of a man who is 6'8 and the legs of a man who is 6'0. This is how he is 6'4. His arms are 6'7. Thusly, he's totally disproportionate. ;)

4. Oh, hush up you. I am well aware of this, thank you. I think what is really needed is for the actor to come to my place and do a reenactment of #6 and #7, you know, so I can get the real nuances of their performances. IN BED.

5. This is because Boris goes around in suits that look as though they've been on the floor all night. This is my totally unprofessional opinion.

[jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com]

Seriously…how do we KNOW he's not. Like empirical evidence.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd assume if he was, the other person in the photo would be on their knees. Did I just type that? Ah, well.

[kristories.livejournal.com]

1. The day he saw it, Ari cried tears of joy, and then came judgment day and Brad's terminator ass.

2. *is distracted by the pretty*

4. I have all episodes saved on my HD? Where would you like them?

5. Well, I'm quite okay in mine right now but if you and your flock choose to move to Winnipeg, MB, Canada I'm sure we can find some room, fyi, is freakin cold up here for 7 months of the year.

6. How much pain will not installing a pull up bar in your door frame cause you? I think that's the real question, because everything else can be solved with wood putty and paint.

7. Depends on what porn you're looking for.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

and Brad's terminator ass.


1. Brad as a terminator would explain SO much.

4. I think I am okay now, but thank you for offering :)

6. How much pain will not installing a pull up bar in your door frame cause you? I think that's the real question, because everything else can be solved with wood putty and paint.

You are v v smart. I clearly was not looking at that the right way at all.

I may have just licked the screen.

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah. With the snow and the hotel lighting on the wood and the way they were basically (mentally) having sex before even leaving the bar? NOM.

2. I can see butt; he's naked to me! (See title.)

3. I think anyone who works out that much should be required to display the sexy on all possible occasions. Think of it as public beautification. (see title)

4. ...Write more smut? Eh?

5. Canadia. I hear Vancouver's a nice spot.

6. You'll be good, just don't bonk your head on the sill.

7. Well, I did see that "The Girl From B.I.K.I.N.I." was on HBO a few nights ago...

Re: I may have just licked the screen.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. Inorite! :) That is what all sex scenes should be. And why 99.1% of them fail miserably.

2. That's not butt, that is the promise of butt. Did I really just type that sentence?

3. That's what I'm saying.

4. Very helpful. *snort*

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

Hell yes. But the in-the-boot scene almost rivals it for hotness.

2. Nekkid.

3. Oh hell yes. I mean, I've always been 'the nakeder the better' since childhood, but the more built/toned you are, the better you feel about it. and then you realise that 'heeeeeey, now that my arse/thighs/stomach are totally toned, I now look a gazillion times hotter. That's right. STARE, PEONS.'

5. ...I live in a country where gay marriage is already legal and our politicians attempt to be as boring as possible? Not to mention we purposely kicked the puritans out a few hundred years ago.

7. Sadly, my porn resources are all tapped out due to most of my fandoms writing fairly average porn recently.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

3. I laughed so hard I started wheezing.

5. How does your lot feel about becoming a colonial power. You want to take over? I'm totally down.

7. Where for art thou porn?!

Re: #2

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

One lucky bastard? I've no idea.

[copernica3.livejournal.com]

1. True without question.

3. Someday, I will be able to say this. Today is not that day, but I'll get there.
ETA 3b. FUCK yes. I HATE going to the gym after work and then having to put my work clothes back on cause I forgot/had no room for extra and then having to marinate in sweaty suit fabric on the subway until I make it home. HAAATE.

4. GODDAMMIT. This is what I get for being considerate of the person I mooch HBO view time off of. I haven't seen the finale yet. :-( I have to figure out how to torrent sooner or later, I guess.

5. In my dreams? London. In my slightly more realistic dreams? Toronto, Canada. In reality? I can stay with my father in Mexico for a few weeks until how much worse it is there deadens my horror.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

3. I may be there, but I think I need more work. But you shall get there and all shall fear you and despair. I bet that's what Michael says to himself every morning in the mirror.

4. You haven't seen 'Bomb in the Garden'?! Oh noes! Go check! This seems to have varied depending on location though, so it could just be the man fucking with me again.

5. London. [/moons] In reality? I can stay with my father in Mexico for a few weeks until how much worse it is there deadens my horror.


And this is what we've come to. Thanks Dubya! For nothing you [censored by attorneys for hackthis]