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[hackthis_archive]

1. The hottest sex scene George Clooney ever did was with Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight. Discuss.

2. Michael Phelps is not naked, you just think he is*. Discuss.

3. One of the things I have learned from playing sports/working out a lot and from pretty much everybody else I know who played sports, continues to play them or works out a lot (military/construction/you name it), is that when you spend upwards of 5-10+** hours a week exercising and you see what that does to your body, you want to flaunt that shit as much as possible. Clothing optional at all times. So, while the rest of the world is all, oh, Michael Phelps is exposed in his handkerchief Speedo, Michael's like yeah, whatevercakes, I earned the right to be naked whenever I want. How can one disagree? No discussion required.

ETA 3b. You know that thing after you workout crazy hard and you take a shower and you're either still sweating or you're too hot to put on clothes, but you have to? Yeah, hate that. Discuss.

4. Generation Kill is no longer available on On Demand. This was a BIG fucking shock to me the other night. The DVDs are coming out December 16th. What the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime without my Ray-Ray? Discuss.

5. What country will you be moving to if the McCain/Palin ticket steal win the election? Discuss!

6. How badly will installing a pull-up bar ruin my doorframe? Opinions?

7. Where is the porn? DIRECT ME THERE.


*Thank you thorne_scratch

**Frankly, if I had the opportunity to work out for 10+ hours a week these days, you'd hear nothing but, "...and then I was streaking around town naked again..."

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[suaine.livejournal.com]

2. Aww, shit, I may have spit diet coke all over my keyboard... and screen... and clothes. XD

5. Hey, Germany is a neat country. I love it lots. And coming from a left leaning German that is saying a lot, as most of us are trained to be wary of patriotism in any shape or form. We're a bit damaged from history, still.

6. True, on the bars, and the Lochte ;D

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Boris is a total fucking buffoon (entertaining on tv, but for heaven's sake, the man's mayor of my city! On the plus side, he does have a better sense of humour than old Ken did. And more hair. But that's about it)

Re: 4. Well, yes, clearly reenactment of favourite scenes (possibly featuring optional additional woman who happens to be there) is definitely worth considering. Not sure HBO offers this quite yet, although the way it's going we'll all have our virtual reality goggles on in the near future (why hellooo William Gibson) and fanfic will take a completely different direction.

And re: Phelps's arms. Yes, that makes complete sense. I have to be honest here, and say that despite the acreage of toned flesh on view, I'm not a total fan of his face, which for some absurd reason tends to put me off him. Go figure.

He does, however, look totally naked and the little hint of cleft and dimples is all very nice...

[jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com]

Seriously…how do we KNOW he's not. Like empirical evidence.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

5. Boris is disastrous, but you know, at least he's not Bush.

4. The day HBO starts offering this, I will be at the pawn broker at 6 a.m. selling everything I own except the TV.

2. I can see how this could be, but I'm going to have to drag out that age old thing about him wearing on you after a bit. Okay, he's not as pretty as his BF Ryan, but they have absolutely no shame about being toolish, obnoxious 20-somethings, which is strangely endearing considering everybody wanting to pretend to be awesome upstanding citizen. And then there are things like this: we have Michael with his kitten (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCTmLjFTOqc) and totally admitting peeing in the pool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhd_AIbuTk), which kind of make me love him a lot for being so honest. And then there's Ryan with his grills and nasty bling necklace (http://jezebel.com/5036655/the-world-of-ryan-lochte-is-one-of-diamond-grills-and-bad-doodles). I dunno, it's all so refreshingly free of artifice.

[kristories.livejournal.com]

1. The day he saw it, Ari cried tears of joy, and then came judgment day and Brad's terminator ass.

2. *is distracted by the pretty*

4. I have all episodes saved on my HD? Where would you like them?

5. Well, I'm quite okay in mine right now but if you and your flock choose to move to Winnipeg, MB, Canada I'm sure we can find some room, fyi, is freakin cold up here for 7 months of the year.

6. How much pain will not installing a pull up bar in your door frame cause you? I think that's the real question, because everything else can be solved with wood putty and paint.

7. Depends on what porn you're looking for.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Do you need all the episodes?

But wait, I just got a drunk, bruised mafia!Brad laid! What more do you -- what kind ideas you got?
Clearly for Brad to get laid again. I'm pretty sure it's my turn, though. I'm thinking Brad and Nate locked in a confine safe? Maybe a trunk in honor of Out of Sight?

I told you I'm having Republican related-nightmares, right? No. Seriously.
You mean the last 8 years?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Do you need all the episodes?

No, just 6 and 7

But wait, I just got a drunk, bruised mafia!Brad laid! What more do you -- what kind ideas you got?
Clearly for Brad to get laid again. I'm pretty sure it's my turn, though. I'm thinking Brad and Nate locked in a confine safe? Maybe a trunk in honor of Out of Sight?

OMG! Now I'm thinking a GK homage to Oceans' 11! Dude, Brad and Nate = George and Brad. Too many Brads. Um, anyroad, yes! And Ray is their Linus, but not as green. And Pope is Don. And there's Walt and Garza (who are totally the twins) and Eric Kocher. And Shifty B! Who I totaly love. Also, before I forget, make sure you listen to the credits on episode #6. Rest of the time ignore them but #6 is SPECIAL.


Clearly for Brad to get laid again. I'm pretty sure it's my turn, though.

And yes, your turn!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Spies are always in style, it's true. Spies or thieves. Corporate espionage might be fun.

You did not just vaguely suggest George Clooney/Brad Colbert. That's so wrong. Though George would be all happy that he could flaunt it in the face of other Brad that he was dating a prettier Brad.

There's always the hooker AU.

I may have just licked the screen.

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah. With the snow and the hotel lighting on the wood and the way they were basically (mentally) having sex before even leaving the bar? NOM.

2. I can see butt; he's naked to me! (See title.)

3. I think anyone who works out that much should be required to display the sexy on all possible occasions. Think of it as public beautification. (see title)

4. ...Write more smut? Eh?

5. Canadia. I hear Vancouver's a nice spot.

6. You'll be good, just don't bonk your head on the sill.

7. Well, I did see that "The Girl From B.I.K.I.N.I." was on HBO a few nights ago...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You did not just vaguely suggest George Clooney/Brad Colbert. That's so wrong. Though George would be all happy that he could flaunt it in the face of other Brad that he was dating a prettier Brad.

I did not say that! Oh, yeah, I did. But then Nate would come to town and be all WTF, Brad and Brad would be all, it's not like I fucked him, we just hung out sometimes. He really just likes having somebody called Brad around.

Hooker AU. What's that-- you want to make Brad a hooker?! OH MY GOD. Dude, he would be the most popular hooker in town. And then pretty Ivy League boy Nate would want to rescue him, and Brad would be all, um, do you know how much money I make? Have you seen all my motorcycles? Are you CRAZY? And Nate would be very sad, and all "but I don't want other people fucking you!" and Brad would be all, "Im nobody fucks me, are you crazy?" And Nate would be all, but I want to, and Brad would be all, yeah, well just because you've got a cocksucker mouth doesn't mean I'm going to let you fuck me. No, not even for your entire trust fund. And Nate would be even more sad, and Brad would be all, "I could keep you if you want" and Nate would be all "You are missing the point!"

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so I was kidding, but now I'm not. That would be adorable. And it would be double the crack AU because it could be hooker AU + Spring Break AU combined into one awesome orgy of fun.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so I was kidding, but now I'm not. That would be adorable. And it would be double the crack AU because it could be hooker AU + Spring Break AU combined into one awesome orgy of fun

You are so wrong in the head. Plus, you know, Brad's not a real hooker, he's totally in town from like Cal Tech or something, because with that brain? HA! But when Nate approached him, he couldn't help himself, because Nate's Nate, and then Nate's mad, because he thinks Brad made him look like an idiot, and Brad all, aw, will a blow job help your bruised male pride and Nate's all, no, but fucking you might and Brad's like, No. Yes. Okay, maybe, convince me. And so Nate ties him to the bed with those boy scout and boating knots he knows and Brad's like, wow, this is kind of hot. I thought all you Ivy types were stupid, and Nate's just like, shut up Brad. And Brad's like make me. And then there's a 69. Which just made my brain fizzle out my right ear.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd assume if he was, the other person in the photo would be on their knees. Did I just type that? Ah, well.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

and Brad's terminator ass.


1. Brad as a terminator would explain SO much.

4. I think I am okay now, but thank you for offering :)

6. How much pain will not installing a pull up bar in your door frame cause you? I think that's the real question, because everything else can be solved with wood putty and paint.

You are v v smart. I clearly was not looking at that the right way at all.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Now I'm just overwhelmed. So many ways for Brad and Nate to fuck, so little time.

[jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com]

There might be *someone* there. It's not like you can tell with his freakishly long, smooth, ripped body. Um...yeah. I'll be over here. Panting.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

So many ways for Brad and Nate to fuck, so little time.

I KNOW! And this is why when people want me to write about all the things they want to do to each other I can't, because there's just too much ground to cover and it's all incredibly X-Rated. And hot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, there's definitely someone there, you can see the other torso on his left.

[jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I see that person too. I'm just saying, maybe someone has a voyeur kink....hmmmmm?

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

Hell yes. But the in-the-boot scene almost rivals it for hotness.

2. Nekkid.

3. Oh hell yes. I mean, I've always been 'the nakeder the better' since childhood, but the more built/toned you are, the better you feel about it. and then you realise that 'heeeeeey, now that my arse/thighs/stomach are totally toned, I now look a gazillion times hotter. That's right. STARE, PEONS.'

5. ...I live in a country where gay marriage is already legal and our politicians attempt to be as boring as possible? Not to mention we purposely kicked the puritans out a few hundred years ago.

7. Sadly, my porn resources are all tapped out due to most of my fandoms writing fairly average porn recently.

[kristories.livejournal.com]

:) you're welcome

Oohh....

[just-meeh-here.livejournal.com]

You meant written porn..(blush).

um... well here is an oldie but a goodie: Live Wire (http://www.smallville.slashdom.net/archive/8/livewire.html) by Bren Antrim

[duckyjane.livejournal.com]

This is exactly what my parents have, and as long as you don't leap at it (which my brother has done, and it ended in figurative tears) it works fantastically! No marks, you can move it around, etc.

[copernica3.livejournal.com]

1. True without question.

3. Someday, I will be able to say this. Today is not that day, but I'll get there.
ETA 3b. FUCK yes. I HATE going to the gym after work and then having to put my work clothes back on cause I forgot/had no room for extra and then having to marinate in sweaty suit fabric on the subway until I make it home. HAAATE.

4. GODDAMMIT. This is what I get for being considerate of the person I mooch HBO view time off of. I haven't seen the finale yet. :-( I have to figure out how to torrent sooner or later, I guess.

5. In my dreams? London. In my slightly more realistic dreams? Toronto, Canada. In reality? I can stay with my father in Mexico for a few weeks until how much worse it is there deadens my horror.