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1. The hottest sex scene George Clooney ever did was with Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight. Discuss.

2. Michael Phelps is not naked, you just think he is*. Discuss.

3. One of the things I have learned from playing sports/working out a lot and from pretty much everybody else I know who played sports, continues to play them or works out a lot (military/construction/you name it), is that when you spend upwards of 5-10+** hours a week exercising and you see what that does to your body, you want to flaunt that shit as much as possible. Clothing optional at all times. So, while the rest of the world is all, oh, Michael Phelps is exposed in his handkerchief Speedo, Michael's like yeah, whatevercakes, I earned the right to be naked whenever I want. How can one disagree? No discussion required.

ETA 3b. You know that thing after you workout crazy hard and you take a shower and you're either still sweating or you're too hot to put on clothes, but you have to? Yeah, hate that. Discuss.

4. Generation Kill is no longer available on On Demand. This was a BIG fucking shock to me the other night. The DVDs are coming out December 16th. What the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime without my Ray-Ray? Discuss.

5. What country will you be moving to if the McCain/Palin ticket steal win the election? Discuss!

6. How badly will installing a pull-up bar ruin my doorframe? Opinions?

7. Where is the porn? DIRECT ME THERE.


*Thank you thorne_scratch

**Frankly, if I had the opportunity to work out for 10+ hours a week these days, you'd hear nothing but, "...and then I was streaking around town naked again..."

Comments

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You did not just vaguely suggest George Clooney/Brad Colbert. That's so wrong. Though George would be all happy that he could flaunt it in the face of other Brad that he was dating a prettier Brad.

I did not say that! Oh, yeah, I did. But then Nate would come to town and be all WTF, Brad and Brad would be all, it's not like I fucked him, we just hung out sometimes. He really just likes having somebody called Brad around.

Hooker AU. What's that-- you want to make Brad a hooker?! OH MY GOD. Dude, he would be the most popular hooker in town. And then pretty Ivy League boy Nate would want to rescue him, and Brad would be all, um, do you know how much money I make? Have you seen all my motorcycles? Are you CRAZY? And Nate would be very sad, and all "but I don't want other people fucking you!" and Brad would be all, "Im nobody fucks me, are you crazy?" And Nate would be all, but I want to, and Brad would be all, yeah, well just because you've got a cocksucker mouth doesn't mean I'm going to let you fuck me. No, not even for your entire trust fund. And Nate would be even more sad, and Brad would be all, "I could keep you if you want" and Nate would be all "You are missing the point!"

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Yeah, so I was kidding, but now I'm not. That would be adorable. And it would be double the crack AU because it could be hooker AU + Spring Break AU combined into one awesome orgy of fun.

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Yeah, so I was kidding, but now I'm not. That would be adorable. And it would be double the crack AU because it could be hooker AU + Spring Break AU combined into one awesome orgy of fun

You are so wrong in the head. Plus, you know, Brad's not a real hooker, he's totally in town from like Cal Tech or something, because with that brain? HA! But when Nate approached him, he couldn't help himself, because Nate's Nate, and then Nate's mad, because he thinks Brad made him look like an idiot, and Brad all, aw, will a blow job help your bruised male pride and Nate's all, no, but fucking you might and Brad's like, No. Yes. Okay, maybe, convince me. And so Nate ties him to the bed with those boy scout and boating knots he knows and Brad's like, wow, this is kind of hot. I thought all you Ivy types were stupid, and Nate's just like, shut up Brad. And Brad's like make me. And then there's a 69. Which just made my brain fizzle out my right ear.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Now I'm just overwhelmed. So many ways for Brad and Nate to fuck, so little time.

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So many ways for Brad and Nate to fuck, so little time.

I KNOW! And this is why when people want me to write about all the things they want to do to each other I can't, because there's just too much ground to cover and it's all incredibly X-Rated. And hot.