Addendums to the on notice board.

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Dear Dog Owners:

You would be very unhappy if you opened the door one morning and someone had taken a huge shit all over your door step, so why you let your dogs shit all over somebody else's property escapes me. Not cool, folks, not fucking cool. If you have enough sense to take the dog out so it won't shit in your house, you should have enough sense to take a fucking rubbish bag to clean it up. That is part of ownership, cleaning up the mess. And if you don't have enough decency to do that, then your pet should be taken away by the Common Sense and Propriety Brigade. You wouldn't let your kid shit on someone's lawn, so why is it okay to let your dog do it?

No love,
X


Dear Missouri, excuse me, Missourah,

You lot are fucking priceless. As far as working the Obama phone banks go, you're up there in entertainment value. I am reminded of the Dave Chappelle skit about people being okay talking about fucking someone up the ass, but not talking about their vote, because that's personal! Bless.

Very burned out, but amused,
X


Dear Mad Man,

Oh, my fucking god. Best written show currently on TV. Even when you're not about something you're setting the ground for something else. Made of awesome. Why do I have to wait until next summer for S3? AMC, stop dicking around and sort out Matt Weiner's new contract already. My great regret last night was that they didn't go back to the Joan storyline, even though I know she had her finale last week. If they fast forward another 2 years though I will be DAMN bitter. I really wish we'd seen more Anna/Don. Hell, I'd love to see an AU where they got together, I like her so much. Maybe I will ask for that for yuletide. Also, Betty hooked up with Captain Awesome from Chuck! I nearly passed out. And when Don came back, Pete nearly stroked out, and I swear he ran to his office and jerked off after Don said he'd done a good job. And then Pete with Peggy. I can't believe Peggy told him, you could've knocked me over after that. I really think Pete needs to divorce wassertface. Do you guys think Father mini-Tom Hanks wants to save Peggy with sex?

Just saying,
X


Now, I go to write Generation Kill porn. Hopefully.

Comments

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

Wandering by off friendsfriends-

I'm working on a Congressional campaign in very very rural Missouri/Missourah right now, and, well, what you said. Yes. Fucking priceless is one word for them. ::weeps forever:: I've been here sine July, and...well, eight more days! Thank God.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Mad Men = eeee

GK porn = double eeee

[mbeasi.livejournal.com]

Ugh, those particular dog owners ARGH. As a dog owner who *does* clean up after her dog, I think I probably hate those people even more than you do. They make the rest of us look bad! Heh. I've been known to pick up other people's dog shit, just so people won't think it was my dog who left it there. /cranky

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Porn! Yay!!!

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

CAPTAIN AWESOME OMG. I had to stare for a long time to try and figure out why I knew him, and then it was OVER, because Betty, hon, I would have HIT THAT ALSO.

I am so torn up about poor Joan, and I'm dying to know what's going to happen for her; also, they actually got me feeling something like pity for Pete, so that's an accomplishment. I also think Father Hanks needs to wants to hook up with Peggy already... but I figured that was just my personal fannish deviancy.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

GK porn! You win!

...does one of them wear glasses? Or is this just a new Thing?

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Arg. Just swinging by to agree with you on the dogs (one of my pet hates, and I always want to clap when I see a dog owner picking up after their dog); and to look forward to more gk porn. Obvie.

[veryshortlist.livejournal.com]

Re: Mad Men: I know, omg. Amazing! Peggy's response to Pete was brilliant. The priest does want Peggy, I think, but that puts all his training into question. I want to see more of them though.

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

The Mad Men finale was just brilliant. I really want the Don/Anna AU now; she was great: she gave him the advice and support he wanted, without shoehorning her own agenda or issues into the proceedings. I could NOT believe my eyes when I saw Awesome approach Betty at the bar.