Addendums to the on notice board.

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Dear Dog Owners:

You would be very unhappy if you opened the door one morning and someone had taken a huge shit all over your door step, so why you let your dogs shit all over somebody else's property escapes me. Not cool, folks, not fucking cool. If you have enough sense to take the dog out so it won't shit in your house, you should have enough sense to take a fucking rubbish bag to clean it up. That is part of ownership, cleaning up the mess. And if you don't have enough decency to do that, then your pet should be taken away by the Common Sense and Propriety Brigade. You wouldn't let your kid shit on someone's lawn, so why is it okay to let your dog do it?

No love,
X


Dear Missouri, excuse me, Missourah,

You lot are fucking priceless. As far as working the Obama phone banks go, you're up there in entertainment value. I am reminded of the Dave Chappelle skit about people being okay talking about fucking someone up the ass, but not talking about their vote, because that's personal! Bless.

Very burned out, but amused,
X


Dear Mad Man,

Oh, my fucking god. Best written show currently on TV. Even when you're not about something you're setting the ground for something else. Made of awesome. Why do I have to wait until next summer for S3? AMC, stop dicking around and sort out Matt Weiner's new contract already. My great regret last night was that they didn't go back to the Joan storyline, even though I know she had her finale last week. If they fast forward another 2 years though I will be DAMN bitter. I really wish we'd seen more Anna/Don. Hell, I'd love to see an AU where they got together, I like her so much. Maybe I will ask for that for yuletide. Also, Betty hooked up with Captain Awesome from Chuck! I nearly passed out. And when Don came back, Pete nearly stroked out, and I swear he ran to his office and jerked off after Don said he'd done a good job. And then Pete with Peggy. I can't believe Peggy told him, you could've knocked me over after that. I really think Pete needs to divorce wassertface. Do you guys think Father mini-Tom Hanks wants to save Peggy with sex?

Just saying,
X


Now, I go to write Generation Kill porn. Hopefully.

Comments

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

Wandering by off friendsfriends-

I'm working on a Congressional campaign in very very rural Missouri/Missourah right now, and, well, what you said. Yes. Fucking priceless is one word for them. ::weeps forever:: I've been here sine July, and...well, eight more days! Thank God.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Since July? Are you apply for your angel wings?

I should've know something was up when we were sitting around and our campaign leader, was all, okay, seriously guys, it's Missourah, not Missouri and we're all like, uh, that's not what it says on the call sheet!

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

There are very nice people here. I should be fair. But there are also...well, the rest of them. Yep.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, no I'm not implying that there aren't some very very awesome people there, about who I am very excited and would be happy to talk to all day. But you know, for every person you want to talk to there are eight who hang up on you when the words 'Obama' come out.

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

We were talking for a while about getting one of those "days since last accident" signs for the office, only it would be "days since someone last said something breathtakingly racist."

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Get a dry erase board. It'll be a better investment.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Mad Men = eeee

GK porn = double eeee

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Mad Men was the bomb. Seriously. The minute they mentioned the spotting I reckoned she'd either miscarried or was on the verge of it, even though we didn't know she was pregnant. And then don came back, and he was all contrite, and you know *he came back*! I wish we'd seen more Anna/Don. Hell, I'd love to see an AU where they got together, I like her so much. I like them together so much, but yeah, Betty and that was totally Captain Awesome. I know it was. Do you watch Chuck? Does that make sense to you? And then Don came back and Pete nearly stroked out, and I swear he ran to his office and jerked off after Don said he'd done a good job. And then with Peggy. I can't believe Peggy told him, you could've knocked me over after that. Do you think Father mini-Tom Hanks wants to save her with sex? So many questions?! ARGH!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Brad + Nate + Nate + BradnNatenBradnNate *smish*

That is all.

[mbeasi.livejournal.com]

Ugh, those particular dog owners ARGH. As a dog owner who *does* clean up after her dog, I think I probably hate those people even more than you do. They make the rest of us look bad! Heh. I've been known to pick up other people's dog shit, just so people won't think it was my dog who left it there. /cranky

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the real kicker? We know it's not everybody, but it's enough to make you want to follow every dog owner real closely to see what they're doing and then scoop up their mess and smear it all over their front door.

A little angry, yes.

[dorrie6.livejournal.com]

Oops, that was me, btw. I can't keep my accounts straight.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Porn! Yay!!!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hopefully.

Key word? Glasses.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Like ten scenarios of Brad + Nate + glasses just flashed into my head and then my brain exploded... Nate wearing Brad's glasses!!!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are not helpful. I need to focus and you're being all sidetracky!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I'll be good. *Quietly thinks about Nate asking Brad to wear the glasses during sex and Brad being all "I am not catering to your sexy librarian fantasies" and Nate being all "I do not have sexy librarian fantasies!" and Brad's all "So what's the deal with the glasses?" A Nate kind of blushes, but says very forcefully, "I have you in glasses fantasies."*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! You are going to write the porn. Oh good, I was tired anyway. *(im)patiently waits for more*

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

CAPTAIN AWESOME OMG. I had to stare for a long time to try and figure out why I knew him, and then it was OVER, because Betty, hon, I would have HIT THAT ALSO.

I am so torn up about poor Joan, and I'm dying to know what's going to happen for her; also, they actually got me feeling something like pity for Pete, so that's an accomplishment. I also think Father Hanks needs to wants to hook up with Peggy already... but I figured that was just my personal fannish deviancy.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

CAPTAIN AWESOME OMG. I had to stare for a long time to try and figure out why I knew him, and then it was OVER, because Betty, hon, I would have HIT THAT ALSO.

When he first came over I was like that looks like Captain Awesome. In a suit. With slick hair. And my brain was like, you are tired, you've been on the phone all day. And I was like, it is! It is! I know it is! And lo, I was so on the money.

The Joan storyline has disturbed me to no end, I admit it. I knew he was shady, and then he wouldn't let her be on top, which um, huh? And then the closing scene totally broke me. Here's something every young woman is supposed to want, the perfect handsome young doctor, and then Joan gets it and look at what it really is. serialkarma and I have talked this over extensively and she reminds me that nobody fucks with Joan, so he's totally going to get his due. Which to me is castration and being pushed down an elevator shaft to die broken and bleeding, but that's just me.

I felt compassion for Pete too, which was just wild. I really do believe that after Don praised him, Pete went back to his office and had a wank. I think he and Trudy need to be divorced for all parties concerned.

Oh, and with Peggy and Father Hanks, you are not alone. Pretty much all the MM viewiers I know think that's going to (supposed to) happen, but we shall see.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

GK porn! You win!

...does one of them wear glasses? Or is this just a new Thing?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I have so many 'things' at this point that I could blind-fold you, spin you around five times, drive you to a remote location in the woods, hand you a straw with a spitball, tell you to fire and you'd hit one of my 'things.'

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well...it is Nate 'n Brad. So this is totally understandable. ::nods::

...or Nate could blindfold Brad, drive HIM to a remote location in the woods, and do naughty things to him. That would work, too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

*blinks again*

Too much stimulation! Jesus! Okay, I must start somewhere. I have set myself very specific goals (my writing is still tired from the AU). Just 1000 words. No more, no less. Yes, naked.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Brad...could do quite a lot in 1000 words of nakedness. ::mulls the possibilities::

I applaud this goal.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, so it's more like 2000 words, but I am not one to silence Nate and Brad when they want to get it on.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! Your modest limit got blown all to hell by the boys having monkey sex. That's...typical, really. And did I mention AWESOME?!

[elzed.livejournal.com]

Arg. Just swinging by to agree with you on the dogs (one of my pet hates, and I always want to clap when I see a dog owner picking up after their dog); and to look forward to more gk porn. Obvie.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm just so appalled by the messes that people think are okay to leave; that's your pet! Assume some responsibility already! If a *person* came and shat on their lawn, they'd raise the undead. Also, on the subject of GK porn (I am *always* on that subject), if you could make me write see any kind of serious Brad/Nate porn, what would you want to see. I'm looking for ideas. Maybe I will solicit flist input.

[veryshortlist.livejournal.com]

Re: Mad Men: I know, omg. Amazing! Peggy's response to Pete was brilliant. The priest does want Peggy, I think, but that puts all his training into question. I want to see more of them though.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Peggy and Pete nearly made my eyes fall out of my head and I think the priest wants to save Peggy all the more because of how much he clearly wants her. Maybe he thinks if he 'saves her' she'll be in state of divine grace and he'll stop lusting after her.

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

The Mad Men finale was just brilliant. I really want the Don/Anna AU now; she was great: she gave him the advice and support he wanted, without shoehorning her own agenda or issues into the proceedings. I could NOT believe my eyes when I saw Awesome approach Betty at the bar.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I wants Don/Anna now!

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

You could write some! I'm pretty sure an Anna/Don fic of yours would win everything ever. :D