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[hackthis_archive]

It's late and my feet hurt and I haz two questions for my omnipotent flist:

a) Where the hell is the community for Mad Men fic? This is just ridiculous. I need to read the fandom take about [all that spoilery stuff for the season finale].

2) On the subject of Brad/Nate, since I am always on that subject, if you could make me write any sort of porn featuring them, what would you want to see? I'm looking for ideas. Prompts, graphics, or even a "Nate should write all of his class notes on Brad's back, starting with the nape of his neck, and then he has to lick them off when he's done type of thing, and this is naturally complicated by the fact that Brad's totally rutting against the mattress." Or something. I'm not so much at a loss for 'ideas' as much as I can't seem to pick just one. It's like the M25 at 8:30 on Monday morning in my head when it comes to Brad & Nate.

Comments

[kristories.livejournal.com]

You know what I think? I think the world needs more Brad/Nate AU. And also, I think you're like the best person to write that shit so:

Prison!Sex

The One where Nate is a superhero and Brad gets him/makes him cool shit with which to fight crime!

High School!

The one where Brad drags Nate's ass to a comic book convention and Nate's like What the fuck? You're a real geek?

That time that Brad decided not to Join Up and instead went to Mexico for a week which in retrospect was a bad idea because he drank the water but was also a good idea because he met this total hotass named Nate who totally dragged his sick ass around the ruins and said things like "I warned you not to eat that shit" and "I've only been here a day longer than you, how should I know how to get back to your hotel?"

Oooh! The one where the CIA and the NSA need to hide the Intersect for a few days and then Brad and Nate have to deal with Chuck and then Bryce shows up and is all, wtf? I thought they were supposed to call me for babysitting duty!

Or a follow up to the Mob!AU, where Delta strikes back and kidnaps Nate and he's all "pfft, whatevercakes, Brad's going to kill all you motherfuckers" and Brad goes berserk and starts killing all the motherfuckers and when he finds Nate he's all covered in blood and crazy-eyed and Nate's like 'eww...Im not hitting that until you shower'

Okay, I'll shut up now. This is what happens when you give your notice at work and don't really give a damn anymore (9 more days to freedom!)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, sweetie, the HS AU has not died. It's just. It's got so much mass I'm trying to figure out how to tackle it in a way that's manageable for me, but that still manages to convey what I want to say. Not particularly easy with this concept.

Oooh! The one where the CIA and the NSA need to hide the Intersect for a few days and then Brad and Nate have to deal with Chuck and then Bryce shows up and is all, wtf? I thought they were supposed to call me for babysitting duty!

sparky77 would wet herself over this idea.

Or a follow up to the Mob!AU, where Delta strikes back and kidnaps Nate and he's all "pfft, whatevercakes, Brad's going to kill all you motherfuckers" and Brad goes berserk and starts killing all the motherfuckers and when he finds Nate he's all covered in blood and crazy-eyed and Nate's like 'eww...Im not hitting that until you shower'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Oooh! The one where the CIA and the NSA need to hide the Intersect for a few days and then Brad and Nate have to deal with Chuck and then Bryce shows up and is all, wtf? I thought they were supposed to call me for babysitting duty!

Hi! I love you! And that so needs to be written. Like now.