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It's late and my feet hurt and I haz two questions for my omnipotent flist:

a) Where the hell is the community for Mad Men fic? This is just ridiculous. I need to read the fandom take about [all that spoilery stuff for the season finale].

2) On the subject of Brad/Nate, since I am always on that subject, if you could make me write any sort of porn featuring them, what would you want to see? I'm looking for ideas. Prompts, graphics, or even a "Nate should write all of his class notes on Brad's back, starting with the nape of his neck, and then he has to lick them off when he's done type of thing, and this is naturally complicated by the fact that Brad's totally rutting against the mattress." Or something. I'm not so much at a loss for 'ideas' as much as I can't seem to pick just one. It's like the M25 at 8:30 on Monday morning in my head when it comes to Brad & Nate.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I knew somebody was going to bring up the high school AU. That concept has not be completely abandoned, but my brain is just like, "dude, that's like, do you know how long that would be? So I'm trying to find a compromise that won't be like pushing a watermelon out of my nose."

Someone else tried to sell me on some sort of Michael/Ryan/Nate/Brad thing... I thinK I even did a comment story about it somewhere. It involved Michael trying to pick up Nate at some bar (love that Baltimore hometown thing) and Nate being kind of amused and Michael being kind of like 'how is he not all 'OMG! Michael Phelps? Does he not know who I am?' And then Michael's kind of 'huh' because yeah, his ego's gotten that out of control, and then he's all, 'wow, maybe I've met somebody who doesn't know who I am, that'd be kind of cool' and then, just when Michael's got them all domesticated, Brad walks into the bar and is all "MINE! DO NOT BE TRYING TO SCAM MY MAN, I AM TRAINED KILLER" and Nate's kind of embarassed and turned on at the sane time, but what can you do? That's Brad.

[kristories.livejournal.com]

Hah that was me, and it was awesome minus all the porn that wasn't there :( I'm still waiting for that John Connor Joins the Marines fic. I know you'll succumb eventually. :)

[pororoca.livejournal.com]

I knew somebody was going to bring up the high school AU

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT that is slander that is just heinous slander ohthankgod you're still thinking about it

That is fabulous, I will have to track that down~ And yeah, the idea never really progressed in my head farther than "Nate and Michael are both from Maryland!" obvs. they should hook up~! But hey, there could have been like, aliens involved or something. Maybe a terrorist plot. Who knows?

EDIT: Oh, and speaking of AUs- what about a GK crossover with Transformers. Sure, porn would be nice but what could be hotter than Brad meeting Ironhide?