hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2008-11-04 08:46 am
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VOTE!


Also, if you are having a problem, any kind of problem- experiencing an irregularity in voting, if you’re being intimidated, or turned away, call Election Protection at 1-866-OUR-VOTE (1-866-687-8683). They are a non-partisan group overseeing election irregularities.

You can also call the Democratic Party’s Voter Protection hotline, 1-877-US-4-OBAMA (1-877-87-4-62262) or CNN’s Voter’s Hotline at 1-877-GOCNN08 (1-877-462-6608). The RNC doesn’t have a dedicated hotline, but you can contact the McCain campaign here or call 1-703-418-2008 as well.*

*(gacked from [livejournal.com profile] anywherebuthere)

This message brought to you by your local [livejournal.com profile] hackthis dealer, who is urging everybody who can cast a vote in this election, to do so. Immediately. You don't vote, you can't complain, and if you try, someone will come to your house in the middle of the night and steal all your toys.

ETA: Also, lest I haven't told you before, I am so very honored and proud of every last one of you for getting out and making your voice heard. Yes, people who don't live in the US that goes for you too. In fact, I am so pround, that if you come here and tell me you voted (you don't even have to tell me who for), I will write you a one sentence story if you also give me some prompts to work with. This will work out in your favor since we all know I am incapable of writing a sentence that doesn't turn into three. And yes, non-US residents you can come and take advantage of me until I leave for the campaign party too. I am feeling magnanimous today. Okay, I'm off to do campaign stuff, so the offer is closed, but if you're already in, then I will take care of you when I get a chance. Everybody else there's GK, The OC, Clooney in 2008, Chuck, Harry Potter, Ocean's 11, Psych and some other stuff in there, so enjoy! And VOTE

[identity profile] thisisbone.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*happy sigh*

Thank you!

[identity profile] thisisbone.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww! Captain Awesome! I LOVE him!

[identity profile] plumtastic.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I voted AND got in a car accident at my polling place! Minor, thankfully, but dude, non-destructive-minor-wacky-voting-related car accidents for Obama!

And dude, I want to know how Nate's gun wound up in the fruit bowl in the mafia AU. Or, y'know anything related to Bravo. At all.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Seth never thought he would see the day that Ryan would say no to sex. "What do you mean no?" he demands sprawled out in their bed.

"I didn't say, no, I said, later," Ryan corrects, pulling on his sneakers and tying his laces. "Get dressed, let's go."

"But we have all day to vote," Seth protests.

"If you don't get up and vote, and they pass Prop 8, we're not getting married. Ever."

Seth sits up so fast he sees stars. "We're getting married?"

"Not if you don't vote."

Seth bounds out of bed. "I didn't know you wanted to get married. You never said you wanted to get married. Oh my god, does my mom know you want to get married? I'm not having a bridal shower; I'm not wearing a dress. I mean, you don't want me to wear a dress do you? You never said you were into cross-dressing, but if you're into that, then why did you--"

The bed creaks loudly when Ryan tackles Seth down on the mattress. "Seth, less babbling more getting dressed, okay?"

Seth blinks. "And then we can get married and have sex."

Ryan cocks his head to the side. "Maybe not in that order."

[identity profile] imwalde.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I voted! I live in Austria, but I voted absentee weeks ago. IN VIRGINIA, which amazingly enough is in play! This never happens, this is the first year my vote is not a completely symbolic civic gesture!

How about something Life on Mars, Sam gen or Sam/Gene or Sam/Annie, whatever inspires you! I know they aren't American, but TRUST ME the whole world is watching this election. (Or, if you'd rather stick with American characters this election day, I wonder if Obama can make even Jaye less cynical?)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Brad and Nate promote health, wealth and happiness. Like Buddha.

[identity profile] the-larch.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, LOVE. Just love. This is exactly what I wanted. And much better than stealing my toys.

I want to go vote again now.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I voted!


I would like a Brad/Nate mob sentence please.

[identity profile] booboolin87.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
See how great you are? Your like Starbucks giving away free coffee, but like better! And I only waited in line for two hours! Yay! Wanna write me some happy Tony Bourdain shenanigans?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, while I ponder. Oh the second one is mob related.

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13974397#t13974397

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13981053#t13981053
Edited 2008-11-04 20:14 (UTC)

[identity profile] circe-tigana.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I voted in the Canadian election last month :) Does my overseas non-American vote get a story? :)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Every woman should be prepared, so like every smart woman Fiona carries lipstick, a compact, tissues, tampons, lip balm, her change purse, safety pins, her cell phone and charger and her wallet. Of course, Fiona's lipstick also doubles as a GPS tracker or a traq dart, and if you slip the mirror out of her compact she has two straight razors and six roofies just in case. Her lip balm can be injected with the snake venom in the bottom compartment and her change purse might have a few bullets in with her quarters, because you never know when you might be short something you need. It pays to be prepared. The IRA taught her that.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I shudder to think what you will ask for.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Oh noes! Barack appreciates your sacrifice! I will ponder the fruit bowl or something else Bravo related.

Re: One sentence. ten paragraphs. you know I'm wordy like that.

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!! That is exactly how it would go, too. Oh, YOU! ♥

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEE! Chuck! Bryce! So adorables!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Draco just doesn't see the point in all this Muggle hysteria about elections. Everyone knows politicians are useless anyway; the ministry is a perfect example of that. He can only imagine that Muggle politicians from the colonies are even more brain-addled and useless than than that ones in the UK, and that's really saying something.

When he points this out to Blaise, Blaise just raises an eyebrow. "Draco, what have I told you about thinking? You're fit, you don't have to trouble yourself that way."

Draco's fairly certainly this is meant as an insult, but its Blaise so it could go either way. "I have thoughts occasionally," he retorts.

Blaise's grin is sharp. "Yes, but thinking about sucking cock isn't the same as thinking about politics." Blaise pauses. "I take it back, it really is the same thing when you get down too it: everyone either wants to get fucked, do the fucking or not be fucked."

[identity profile] ghostrunner7.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I voted. This morning. Out of fear that you would come and steal my toys, doubtless.

I think you should write about Michael Westen. And patriotism.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13972861#t13972861

[identity profile] redjacket.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I voted! (Last month, in the Canadian election.)

I am very torn between asking for a sentence of Ryan/Michael, election or Nate/Brad, bike. So I'll leave it up to you.

[identity profile] circe-tigana.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
All I want is:

Los Angeles, 2008.

:D

[identity profile] thorne-scratch.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Voted! And bought a bake sale cupcake. And signed up for a blood drive. Would have ended up getting pressed into buying Cub Scout popcorn as well, but the line finally moved me past the area where all the tiny adorable children shill their wares.

Not that you have to, but if you want to-- GK and skinny-dipping.

[identity profile] bessemerprocess.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I went and voted this morning (I was actually at the polling place thirty minutes before it open and there were still almost twenty people ahead of me in line.) I also got to send an email to report voting irregularities (campaigning in a polling place) so it was an all round exciting day for me.

President Clooney and the first gentleman on election night?

[identity profile] pororoca.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I voted (about a week and a half ago, actually)!

Also, GK- Nate and the DNC: the aftermath

Brad: "I still say vote Republican."

Nate: looks up from where he's crouched over Brad's lap and proceeds to suck his cock harder.

Brad: "Nghn."
Edited 2008-11-04 20:00 (UTC)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The first time Nate ever saw a gun he was six years old. His father took Nate on a fishing trip and tried to explain to Nate what he did in little words. Nate didn't understand most of it, but he understood that his father was important and that lots of people wanted to spend time with him. When they got home, his father took Nate in his study and pulled out a small gun and explained to Nate that this was nothing to be trifled with. That guns could kill people, that they weren't meant to be left lying around.

Nate was ten the first time he found a handgun in one of the kitchen drawers. He picked it, up looked at, and then his mother came in and whapped him on the back of the head with the gun and said if she ever caught him with one again, he would be really sorry.

When Nate was thirteen, he spent a lot of time in his room drawing, because he thought he wanted to be a comic book artist. He wasn't really good at drawing, but he couldm trace really well and it made him happy. He couldn't get all the details right for most of the stuff, but he could draw guns free handed in extreme detail.

Nate was 15 the first time he heard a gunshot in the house. He was studying his Trig homework when there came this loud clap, like something had fallen down in the house. He remembers opening his door and calling for his mom, because she'd been cooking in the kitchen, and when she didn't answer, he ran downstairs and found her standing in the middle of the kitchen with a gun in her hand.

And when he called her name, she dropped the gun on the lino, a few feet from a huge hole in the floor and several spatters of blood. "I hate mice," she said simply.

When Nate took a step towards her, he saw, little pieces of gray fur all over the floor.

When Nate was 17 someone broke in the house while he was in the kitchen drinking beer that he was supposed to leave alone. The only gun he could find in the kitchen was hidden in the fruit bowl.

Nate shot the robber in the knee, called his dad and after the mess had been disposed of asked for shooting lessons.

His father just exhaled softly through his nose. "I knew it was going to happen some time."

Nate shrugged. "No time like now."
Edited 2008-11-04 20:06 (UTC)

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