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VOTE!

Also, if you are having a problem, any kind of problem- experiencing an irregularity in voting, if you’re being intimidated, or turned away, call Election Protection at 1-866-OUR-VOTE (1-866-687-8683). They are a non-partisan group overseeing election irregularities.

You can also call the Democratic Party’s Voter Protection hotline, 1-877-US-4-OBAMA (1-877-87-4-62262) or CNN’s Voter’s Hotline at 1-877-GOCNN08 (1-877-462-6608). The RNC doesn’t have a dedicated hotline, but you can contact the McCain campaign here or call 1-703-418-2008 as well.*

*(gacked from anywherebuthere)

This message brought to you by your local hackthis dealer, who is urging everybody who can cast a vote in this election, to do so. Immediately. You don't vote, you can't complain, and if you try, someone will come to your house in the middle of the night and steal all your toys.

ETA: Also, lest I haven't told you before, I am so very honored and proud of every last one of you for getting out and making your voice heard. Yes, people who don't live in the US that goes for you too. In fact, I am so pround, that if you come here and tell me you voted (you don't even have to tell me who for), I will write you a one sentence story if you also give me some prompts to work with. This will work out in your favor since we all know I am incapable of writing a sentence that doesn't turn into three. And yes, non-US residents you can come and take advantage of me until I leave for the campaign party too. I am feeling magnanimous today. Okay, I'm off to do campaign stuff, so the offer is closed, but if you're already in, then I will take care of you when I get a chance. Everybody else there's GK, The OC, Clooney in 2008, Chuck, Harry Potter, Ocean's 11, Psych and some other stuff in there, so enjoy! And VOTE

Comments

[the-larch.livejournal.com]

I VOTED! DON'T STEAL MY TOYS!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You might like my new ETA: In fact, I am so pround, that if you come here and tell me you voted (you don't even have to tell me who for), I will write you a one sentence story if you also give me some prompts to work with. This might work since we all know I am encapable of writing a sentence that doesn't turn into three.

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

WOOO!!!

I have already bought like a case of cheap champagne for tonight to open when Obama wins. (and if he doesn't, I have some whiskey to sustain us).

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You might like to take advantage of my new ETA: In fact, I am so pround, that if you come here and tell me you voted (you don't even have to tell me who for), I will write you a one sentence story if you also give me some prompts to work with. This might work since we all know I am encapable of writing a sentence that doesn't turn into three.

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Part of me wants to say "unless you're planning to vote yes on 8 in California" but ugh, I still think voting is important even if it is for hate and discrimination.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know, it's hard, but you know maybe my new ETA will make you feel better: In fact, I am so pround, that if you come here and tell me you voted (you don't even have to tell me who for), I will write you a one sentence story if you also give me some prompts to work with. This might work since we all know I am encapable of writing a sentence that doesn't turn into three.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HIGH FIVE!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I voted! And I would love to hear about Shawn and Gus at the polls. Por favor! ;)

One sentence. ten paragraphs. you know I'm wordy like that.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Gus has his pen in hand when Shawn pops into the polling booth beside him. "Oh my god! Are you voting Yes on 8?!" Shawn shrieks in a mock falsetto. "I thought you were going to marry me and make an honest man of me, Gus! How could you?"

The entire polling precinct is staring at them. Gus can feel his face going red. "Shawn, get out of my booth," he hisses between his teeth.

"Is there a problem here?" a voting official demands. "You're disturbing the other voters."

"No," Gus insists, "there's no --

"He promised to marry me," Shawn declares emphatically, "And now he's voting to take away that right. I'm shocked and appalled. You are totally not getting laid tonight, buster," Shawn asserts.

Gus can feel his ears burning. "I was voting NO on 8, Shawn," he says entirely too loudly. "NO ON 8!"

"Oh," Shawn says with some modicum of shame. "I just, I saw you, with the pen and the --"

"Can you make him leave?" Gus asks the official with some desperation. "He's disturbing me too?"

"I'll be waiting for you outside!" Shawn calls at the election official drags him away. "We can go and get married today! Gay marriage forever!" Shawn hollers from the doorway.

Gus goes back to his ballot. Damn, Shawn for making him gay. And damn California for this stupid anti-gay marriage initiative.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

I voted! And I'd like a Captain Awesome sentence! :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The first time Devin saw Ellie Bartowski he walked into a door. Okay, it was a swinging door, and he'd meant to catch it, he even had his hand out to catch it, but then Ellie walked through the other side of the door, and Devin totally got whacked in the face. He could take a hint.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

I voted!

[girlandetc.livejournal.com]

I voted absentee and I would also like to know the answer to this question :]

[smonsterbite.livejournal.com]

I proudly voted for Obama this morning at 7:15.

Prompt: Burn Notice - what's in Fi's brown not-a-fanny-pack? (or, you know, whatever)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Every woman should be prepared, so like every smart woman Fiona carries lipstick, a compact, tissues, tampons, lip balm, her change purse, safety pins, her cell phone and charger and her wallet. Of course, Fiona's lipstick also doubles as a GPS tracker or a traq dart, and if you slip the mirror out of her compact she has two straight razors and six roofies just in case. Her lip balm can be injected with the snake venom in the bottom compartment and her change purse might have a few bullets in with her quarters, because you never know when you might be short something you need. It pays to be prepared. The IRA taught her that.

Re: you don't have to tell me a story

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Good for you! Have a cookie! :)

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

I voted two weeks ago! Does that mean I get fourteen sentences? ;)

Prompts: Colbert/Fick, skin

*hug*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh thank god, people were killing me with the lack of GK.


Brad's splayed out on Nate's bed, arms above his head feet almost touching the corners of the matress. Nate watches him curiously, stroking his cock lightly as Brad rattles the headboard above him.

"Too tight?" Nate asks.

Brad's smile is predatory. "Would you care if they were?"

Nate glances at Brad's hands tied to the headboard. "It's not supposed to hurt, it's just supposed to restrain."

Brad licks his lips. "How long have you wanted to do this?"

Nate thinks about this as he climbs on the bed, straddling Brad's hips. "Long enough."

"Tell me." Brad's voice is low and rough.

Nate pokes his tongue into the corner of his jaw and rises up on his knees slightly. Taking hold of his cock, he trails wet patterns along Brad's stomach very carefully. Brad's breathing is slow underneath him. Laboured. His skin warm under the head of Nate's cock.

Nate glances up once or twice to see Brad staring at him very intently.

"You're marking me." Brad says when Nate stops.

"No," Nate says, "I was writing out the answer to your question."

Brad's eyes narrow. He tries to sit up, but can't because of the ties holding him down. "I can't see it."

Nate shrugs as he moves further up Brad's body, kneeling along Brad's ribs and rubbing his cock over Brad's mouth. "Suck my cock now and you can ask me anything you want later."

Brad's tongue flickers over the head of Nate's cock. "Anything."

Nate pushes his cock inside Brad's mouth. "Anything."

[rubymiene.livejournal.com]

I voted! (and since I'm working the polls, I get to watch everyone else vote, it's amazing!)
Prompt: HP character(s) on the election

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Draco just doesn't see the point in all this Muggle hysteria about elections. Everyone knows politicians are useless anyway; the ministry is a perfect example of that. He can only imagine that Muggle politicians from the colonies are even more brain-addled and useless than than that ones in the UK, and that's really saying something.

When he points this out to Blaise, Blaise just raises an eyebrow. "Draco, what have I told you about thinking? You're fit, you don't have to trouble yourself that way."

Draco's fairly certainly this is meant as an insult, but its Blaise so it could go either way. "I have thoughts occasionally," he retorts.

Blaise's grin is sharp. "Yes, but thinking about sucking cock isn't the same as thinking about politics." Blaise pauses. "I take it back, it really is the same thing when you get down too it: everyone either wants to get fucked, do the fucking or not be fucked."

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

I voted AND got in a car accident at my polling place! Minor, thankfully, but dude, non-destructive-minor-wacky-voting-related car accidents for Obama!

And dude, I want to know how Nate's gun wound up in the fruit bowl in the mafia AU. Or, y'know anything related to Bravo. At all.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What? Oh noes! Barack appreciates your sacrifice! I will ponder the fruit bowl or something else Bravo related.

[imwalde.livejournal.com]

I voted! I live in Austria, but I voted absentee weeks ago. IN VIRGINIA, which amazingly enough is in play! This never happens, this is the first year my vote is not a completely symbolic civic gesture!

How about something Life on Mars, Sam gen or Sam/Gene or Sam/Annie, whatever inspires you! I know they aren't American, but TRUST ME the whole world is watching this election. (Or, if you'd rather stick with American characters this election day, I wonder if Obama can make even Jaye less cynical?)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I don't know who... oh Jaye from Wonderfalls?! I can do Sam/Gene. It's just been a veryyyyyyyyyy long time. I will ponder.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I voted!


I would like a Brad/Nate mob sentence please.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, while I ponder. Oh the second one is mob related.

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13974397#t13974397

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13981053#t13981053

[booboolin87.livejournal.com]

See how great you are? Your like Starbucks giving away free coffee, but like better! And I only waited in line for two hours! Yay! Wanna write me some happy Tony Bourdain shenanigans?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The thing about Tony is, he's jaded. He's a fucking old man, who's got emphysema from smoking two packs a day and slight twitch from too many drugs back in his kitchen days. Tony's got a wife about 15 years younger and a baby daughter, who as Chris Rock says, "his only job is to keep her off the [stripper] pole." At some point in his life, Tony started getting paid to fucking talk about shit and go all over the world, and he's seen a lot of stuff. For a while there he was just travelling, because America became kind of a shithole, but he thinks with this new guy in the White House, maybe he can stop running and come home. It'd be nice to be still, just for a while.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

I voted in the Canadian election last month :) Does my overseas non-American vote get a story? :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I shudder to think what you will ask for.

[ghostrunner7.livejournal.com]

I voted. This morning. Out of fear that you would come and steal my toys, doubtless.

I think you should write about Michael Westen. And patriotism.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Michael's not one of those Wal-Mart, flag-waving, Made in the USA patriots. Actually, Michael hates those people and avoids them like the plague, because those people, those to him at the fake Americans. They parade America around like a trophy wife. To Michael, a real American is someone who raises two kids on her own, because her husband is a bum, or the kid that works two jobs just to try to get through school. To Michael, real patriotism is keeping your head down and doing your job and getting on with it.

Michael may not wear a flag pin, but every day of his life he goes to the mat to protect that single mom and that struggling kid, and to him, thats what makes his country worth dying for. To Michael being a patriot is about being there in the good times and the bad and criticising your country because you know it can always be better.

[redjacket.livejournal.com]

I voted! (Last month, in the Canadian election.)

I am very torn between asking for a sentence of Ryan/Michael, election or Nate/Brad, bike. So I'll leave it up to you.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, while I ponder. Okay now two and three are mob related.

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13974397#t13974397

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13981053#t13981053

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13985405#t13985405

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

Voted! And bought a bake sale cupcake. And signed up for a blood drive. Would have ended up getting pressed into buying Cub Scout popcorn as well, but the line finally moved me past the area where all the tiny adorable children shill their wares.

Not that you have to, but if you want to-- GK and skinny-dipping.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, while I ponder. Oh the two and three are mob related.

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13974397#t13974397

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13981053#t13981053

http://hackthis.livejournal.com/507517.html?thread=13985405#t13985405

[bessemerprocess.livejournal.com]

I went and voted this morning (I was actually at the polling place thirty minutes before it open and there were still almost twenty people ahead of me in line.) I also got to send an email to report voting irregularities (campaigning in a polling place) so it was an all round exciting day for me.

President Clooney and the first gentleman on election night?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Nick is drooling on Anderson's chest, which Anderson would probably notice if he were awake, but since he's passed out on the sofa as well, he's useless. George would wake them up, but Anderson's been campaigning like crazy for Barack and Stephen -- they both have -- and he deserves the sleep.

Nick on the other hand, well, he's six, he's just happy to spend time with his parents. He's just as happy in Spokane as he is in Waterloo, Iowa.

George's eyes dart between his husband and son and the returns coming back on the TV. Even though Anderson hasn't reported for CNN in years he can't stop watching them. The numbers look good all things considered -- he can't believe Jon chose last week to announce that he and Stephen were adopting, way to derail the whole campaign there Stewart.

But there's a split screen with Barack and Stephen and Michelle and Jon at the campaign headquarters in Dupont Circle, and for a split second George is sorry he and Anderson aren't there, but their eight years are done.

He turns his head when something tugs on the leg of his pants. Anderson gives him a sleepy smile and George pats his hand. At least Anderson's hair was already white before they arrived, he looks as though he's aged maybe six months in eight years. George feels about 75.

"Is it over, did we win yet?" Anderson asks around a yawn.

George smiles. "Yeah, we did."

[pororoca.livejournal.com]

I voted (about a week and a half ago, actually)!

Also, GK- Nate and the DNC: the aftermath

Brad: "I still say vote Republican."

Nate: looks up from where he's crouched over Brad's lap and proceeds to suck his cock harder.

Brad: "Nghn."

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You wrote ME something! That's awesome! ;D

[storm-petrel.livejournal.com]

I voted NDP in the Canadian election last month :)What can you tell me about Jon Stewart and puppies?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Stephen is the most affectionate of all the pundits, but Jon draws the line at licking. "No, Stephen, no licking."

Stephen leans back into his own space pouting. Or he would if Stephen pouted, so let's just say he looks displeased. "I bet if I was furry and had a tail and four paws you'd let me lick you."

Jon frowns. "How many times have I told you not to tell me about your sex life?"

"Furries hater," Stephen mocks.

Jon can't help laughing. "Everybody's gotta be something, right?"

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

I voted on Saturday, does that count?

If not, that's cool. If so, the prompt is: Danny, Rusty, one of those infernal 100-calorie snack packs. (Although, I think it should count, because early voters didn't get "I Voted" stickers. *sadface*)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Rusty leaves his 100 calorie pack wraps fucking everywhere. Oreos. Chips Ahoy. Doritos. Baked Cheetos. Trail Mix. At one point Danny thinks about making a wallpaper out of the empty wrappers, and then he thinks of just not buying them any more, but that would lead to sulking, which leads to withholding of sex, which is just bad, but he can't go on with pack wraps showing up in the laundry every three days.

"You know if you eat a whole box of 100 calorie packs that's the same as eating three packs of Oreos," he says pointedly one afternoon during Oprah.

Rusty glances over briefly. "Chips Ahoy."

"What?"

"I'm eating Chips Ahoy."

"Whatever."

"You should have your facts right before you make accusations. I'm just saying. Oprah would tell you you're approaching your confrontation wrong."

"I'm not confronting you; I'm just saying."

"You have your hands on your hips."

Danny has to glance down to check. "I do not."

"Danny."

Danny sighs. "Just buy some cookies already."

"I'm watching my girlish figure."

Danny makes a snorting noise.

Rusty raises an eyebrow. "Mockery is the way to celibacy, Danny, just so you know."

Danny sighs. "And did Oprah tell you that too?"

"Oprah is wise," Rusty says.

Danny just sighs and drops down on the sofa. "Fine, you win. Indoctrinate me in the ways of Oprah and 100 calorie packs."

Rusty drops a packet of Chips Ahoy in his life. "And they say you can't teach old cons new tricks."

[superslayer18.livejournal.com]

Do we still get a sentence if we voted absentee 2 weeks ago? If so (and if you like BSG), I'd like Leoben/Sam or perhaps just anything with a little Ho!yay mixed in.

Also, and only because I can't help myself...

OBAMAOBAMAOBAMAOBAMAOBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[superslayer18.livejournal.com]

(if you don't do BSG, how about Chuck/Casey/Captain Awesome or any combination thereof?)

[melle.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I voted! Can you write some icky Stewart/Colbert for me? Indulge a cranky bitchy pregnant woman? :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

There's this moment at the end of their election special when Stephen starts taking off his glasses and getting ready for his skit -- the one where he puts on his gas goggles to prepare for his fake apocalypse -- that Jon gets confused. Not confused about the election or how amazing it is that Obama won, but Stephen without his glasses is unguarded, there's no shield and Jon thinks maybe he should totally lean across the set and kiss Stephen, and then he remembers this is live TV and all his correspondents are there, and so the moment passes him by. But later on, after the special, when everyone's celebrating for real, Jon looks across the room and Stephen's smiling in his direction and Jon thinks maybe, just maybe change is going to happen everywhere and not just at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.