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VOTE!

Also, if you are having a problem, any kind of problem- experiencing an irregularity in voting, if you’re being intimidated, or turned away, call Election Protection at 1-866-OUR-VOTE (1-866-687-8683). They are a non-partisan group overseeing election irregularities.

You can also call the Democratic Party’s Voter Protection hotline, 1-877-US-4-OBAMA (1-877-87-4-62262) or CNN’s Voter’s Hotline at 1-877-GOCNN08 (1-877-462-6608). The RNC doesn’t have a dedicated hotline, but you can contact the McCain campaign here or call 1-703-418-2008 as well.*

*(gacked from anywherebuthere)

This message brought to you by your local hackthis dealer, who is urging everybody who can cast a vote in this election, to do so. Immediately. You don't vote, you can't complain, and if you try, someone will come to your house in the middle of the night and steal all your toys.

ETA: Also, lest I haven't told you before, I am so very honored and proud of every last one of you for getting out and making your voice heard. Yes, people who don't live in the US that goes for you too. In fact, I am so pround, that if you come here and tell me you voted (you don't even have to tell me who for), I will write you a one sentence story if you also give me some prompts to work with. This will work out in your favor since we all know I am incapable of writing a sentence that doesn't turn into three. And yes, non-US residents you can come and take advantage of me until I leave for the campaign party too. I am feeling magnanimous today. Okay, I'm off to do campaign stuff, so the offer is closed, but if you're already in, then I will take care of you when I get a chance. Everybody else there's GK, The OC, Clooney in 2008, Chuck, Harry Potter, Ocean's 11, Psych and some other stuff in there, so enjoy! And VOTE

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[deepad]

Gnuh. This makes me so happy.

[rubymiene.livejournal.com]

\o/

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

CAPTAIN AWESOME IS AWESOME.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA. Voting is sexy. Also, I may go off the grid myself so as to facilitate doing Chuck as a substitute for doing my civic duty.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, nice.

In going through your more-than-single-sentences, I am realizing I am woefully deficient in fandom-appropriate icons. Must remedy.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1eleventy!! *twirls* Thank you!

"Oprah is wise," Rusty says.

Although this might be because Rusty has convinced himself that "The Secret" = stealing + planning. So, obviously, Oprah's just telling people to steal what they want, which is what he's been doing since he was nine, so it's all good.

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

And of course this is utter perfection!

It was a cheer-up in the afternoon just when my energy was flagging, so thank you so much for it!

[heidi8.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww, that's adorable!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The thing about Tony is, he's jaded. He's a fucking old man, who's got emphysema from smoking two packs a day and slight twitch from too many drugs back in his kitchen days. Tony's got a wife about 15 years younger and a baby daughter, who as Chris Rock says, "his only job is to keep her off the [stripper] pole." At some point in his life, Tony started getting paid to fucking talk about shit and go all over the world, and he's seen a lot of stuff. For a while there he was just travelling, because America became kind of a shithole, but he thinks with this new guy in the White House, maybe he can stop running and come home. It'd be nice to be still, just for a while.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Michael's not one of those Wal-Mart, flag-waving, Made in the USA patriots. Actually, Michael hates those people and avoids them like the plague, because those people, those to him at the fake Americans. They parade America around like a trophy wife. To Michael, a real American is someone who raises two kids on her own, because her husband is a bum, or the kid that works two jobs just to try to get through school. To Michael, real patriotism is keeping your head down and doing your job and getting on with it.

Michael may not wear a flag pin, but every day of his life he goes to the mat to protect that single mom and that struggling kid, and to him, thats what makes his country worth dying for. To Michael being a patriot is about being there in the good times and the bad and criticising your country because you know it can always be better.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

There's this moment at the end of their election special when Stephen starts taking off his glasses and getting ready for his skit -- the one where he puts on his gas goggles to prepare for his fake apocalypse -- that Jon gets confused. Not confused about the election or how amazing it is that Obama won, but Stephen without his glasses is unguarded, there's no shield and Jon thinks maybe he should totally lean across the set and kiss Stephen, and then he remembers this is live TV and all his correspondents are there, and so the moment passes him by. But later on, after the special, when everyone's celebrating for real, Jon looks across the room and Stephen's smiling in his direction and Jon thinks maybe, just maybe change is going to happen everywhere and not just at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Stephen is the most affectionate of all the pundits, but Jon draws the line at licking. "No, Stephen, no licking."

Stephen leans back into his own space pouting. Or he would if Stephen pouted, so let's just say he looks displeased. "I bet if I was furry and had a tail and four paws you'd let me lick you."

Jon frowns. "How many times have I told you not to tell me about your sex life?"

"Furries hater," Stephen mocks.

Jon can't help laughing. "Everybody's gotta be something, right?"

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I don't write SGA, is there anything else you might like?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You wrote ME something! That's awesome! ;D

[tiamet.livejournal.com]

You don't? I'm so sorry I could have sworn you had before. *blush* hmmm OC? BSG? Harry Potter? Ocean's 12? Or you could just not even worry about it cause WE WON! WOOOO! That's the best thing ever right there.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, I did once about three years ago for about three weeks, but I don't think I could do it justice. Also, your icon is scaring the bejesus out of me, but that really does explain a lot about how the country feels: Bush's sucked the life out of us. No wonder we are lying in the road like we almost died. Asshole didn't even have the decency to turn us! No, just used us like a fricking blood bank! Ahem, for all that, I will try and rustle up some SGA, but don't say I didn't warn you.

"Let me see it."

"Let you see -- what, Rodney, no! That's my ballot!"

"Really, it's your ballot? I took it out of your hand, but I thought you'll pulled it out of Bush's ass, I'm shocked."

"Can Bush vote? I didn't think Bush could vote. Isn't that a conflict of interest or something."

"Sheppard, pay attention! You're getting distracted!"

"You started it."

"Of course I started it, I had to make sure you voted for the right guy."

"And who is the right guy exactly, Rodney?"

"Okay, I know because you're pretty, you're not very bright, but that's not even amusing. Not even a little. Even your hair doesn't think that's amusing."

"That was cold."

"Yes, I know, I'm so mean, and you're so dead if you didn't vote for Obama. In fact, open your ballot and show me that you voted for Obama."

"Um, Rodney, secret ballot. Whole point of voting is that I don't have to tell you who I voted for."

"Well, that's just stupid. And I'm not just anybody, I'm me."

"I see someone had the super self-important Wheaties today."

"I know where you sleep."

"Shocking, since you sleep next to me."

"Yes, well, that's -- that's beside the point."

"You started it."

"You are incorrigible."

"You know big words get me hot."

"That'll be all you get if you voted for the wrong guy."

*pause*

"I voted for the right guy. I did."

"How do I know that? You're not showing me your ballot."

"Well, my ballot is a secret, but if you're nice, I might show you my Obama boxers later."

"You have Obama boxers?"

"I'm waiting for my Obama dildo to arrive."

...

"I'm just going to go drop off my ballot now."

"You, uh, you do that, Colonel."

"I will."

"It's important to do your civic duty."

"I know it is."

"In fact, we can talk about your civic duty later when you show me your Obama boxers."

"Vote first, sex second, I can do that. See pretty and smart."

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Obama made you write SGA! See, he can do ANYthing!

♥ ♥ ♥

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He is most powerful, dude, for real.

Re: Also.

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

I miss Brad and Nate!

[ghostrunner7.livejournal.com]

I love it! Thank You!

Re: Also.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I have been very busy at the moment; this entire month is flying by. I hope to see Brad and Nate some time in my future, but the rate I'm going that future may be December.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I did not know this existed...and that is all kinds of WRONG.

"Long enough."

::dies of the hot::

"Suck my cock now and you can ask me anything you want later."

Okay, GUH. But Nate really shouldn't write blank checks like that.

So freaking hot, both this and the glasses one. (Though I was curious what Brad was doing on that laptop, not gonna lie.) You = made of win.

[melle.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh, somehow I did not get this comment until just now, but let me just say, THANK YOU HONEY. ♥