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VOTE!

Also, if you are having a problem, any kind of problem- experiencing an irregularity in voting, if you’re being intimidated, or turned away, call Election Protection at 1-866-OUR-VOTE (1-866-687-8683). They are a non-partisan group overseeing election irregularities.

You can also call the Democratic Party’s Voter Protection hotline, 1-877-US-4-OBAMA (1-877-87-4-62262) or CNN’s Voter’s Hotline at 1-877-GOCNN08 (1-877-462-6608). The RNC doesn’t have a dedicated hotline, but you can contact the McCain campaign here or call 1-703-418-2008 as well.*

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hackthis dealer, who is urging everybody who can cast a vote in this election, to do so. Immediately. You don't vote, you can't complain, and if you try, someone will come to your house in the middle of the night and steal all your toys.

ETA: Also, lest I haven't told you before, I am so very honored and proud of every last one of you for getting out and making your voice heard. Yes, people who don't live in the US that goes for you too. In fact, I am so pround, that if you come here and tell me you voted (you don't even have to tell me who for), I will write you a one sentence story if you also give me some prompts to work with. This will work out in your favor since we all know I am incapable of writing a sentence that doesn't turn into three. And yes, non-US residents you can come and take advantage of me until I leave for the campaign party too. I am feeling magnanimous today. Okay, I'm off to do campaign stuff, so the offer is closed, but if you're already in, then I will take care of you when I get a chance. Everybody else there's GK, The OC, Clooney in 2008, Chuck, Harry Potter, Ocean's 11, Psych and some other stuff in there, so enjoy! And VOTE

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The polls are open at 7 a.m. and Chuck knows this because he set his alarm, because voting is very important and it's his civic duty and the Buy More store with the most employees voting gets a bonus and so if everybody doesn't vote, then Big Mike is going to be very displeased. This is directly from Big Mike himself. Not that Chuck wasn't going to get up and vote anyway, but now he just has incentive. Plus, Chuck loves wearing his 'I Voted' sticker. Dorky, but true. And he looks forward to wearing it in four hours when Bryce hasn't woken him up by turning on the lamp on his nightstand and sitting on the side of his bed freaking him out.

Chuck clutches his sheets to his chest. "Oh my god, Bryce, which part of off the grid did you not get? The 'off the grid' or the part where I'm still mad at you that you zapped me with the intersect update."

"Um, I sorry?" Bryce offers.

"No, you're not."

Bryce shrugs. He's gotten rid of that Member's Only jacket, but Chuck's not sure the argyle sweater is an improvement. "Okay, I'm not."

Chuck scowls and hugs the sheets a little tighter. "Why are you here, Bryce, it's a big day today."

"I know," Bryce admits, scooting a little closer. Chuck scoots back into his headboard. He knows that look. "No."

Bryce's smile is gorgeous and sexy and bad. All very bad. "No, what?"

"No sex for you. You zapped me."

"What makes you think I want sex?" Bryce offers breezily. "Maybe I just came to see you?"

"At three in the morning? I lived with you for two years. Try again."

Bryce capitulates at once. "Okay, I admit, I totally came for the voting sex. I can't vote, because..."

"Because you're off the grid."

"Exactly. I need to do my civic duty."

"So, doing me is your civic duty?"

Bryce gives Chuck that smile again. Chuck doesn't think he had resolve, but if he did, it's totally waning. "You're disturbed."

"I'm sorry I zapped you."

"You think saying you're sorry is getting you laid?"

"Yes?"

"Fine, but I have to be up by 6:30 to vote, okay?"

"I can do that."

Edited 2008-11-04 17:58 (UTC)

EEEEEEEEE! Chuck! Bryce! So adorables!

BWAHAHAHAHA. Voting is sexy. Also, I may go off the grid myself so as to facilitate doing Chuck as a substitute for doing my civic duty.

And of course this is utter perfection!

It was a cheer-up in the afternoon just when my energy was flagging, so thank you so much for it!