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VOTE!

Also, if you are having a problem, any kind of problem- experiencing an irregularity in voting, if you’re being intimidated, or turned away, call Election Protection at 1-866-OUR-VOTE (1-866-687-8683). They are a non-partisan group overseeing election irregularities.

You can also call the Democratic Party’s Voter Protection hotline, 1-877-US-4-OBAMA (1-877-87-4-62262) or CNN’s Voter’s Hotline at 1-877-GOCNN08 (1-877-462-6608). The RNC doesn’t have a dedicated hotline, but you can contact the McCain campaign here or call 1-703-418-2008 as well.*

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hackthis dealer, who is urging everybody who can cast a vote in this election, to do so. Immediately. You don't vote, you can't complain, and if you try, someone will come to your house in the middle of the night and steal all your toys.

ETA: Also, lest I haven't told you before, I am so very honored and proud of every last one of you for getting out and making your voice heard. Yes, people who don't live in the US that goes for you too. In fact, I am so pround, that if you come here and tell me you voted (you don't even have to tell me who for), I will write you a one sentence story if you also give me some prompts to work with. This will work out in your favor since we all know I am incapable of writing a sentence that doesn't turn into three. And yes, non-US residents you can come and take advantage of me until I leave for the campaign party too. I am feeling magnanimous today. Okay, I'm off to do campaign stuff, so the offer is closed, but if you're already in, then I will take care of you when I get a chance. Everybody else there's GK, The OC, Clooney in 2008, Chuck, Harry Potter, Ocean's 11, Psych and some other stuff in there, so enjoy! And VOTE

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Rusty leaves his 100 calorie pack wraps fucking everywhere. Oreos. Chips Ahoy. Doritos. Baked Cheetos. Trail Mix. At one point Danny thinks about making a wallpaper out of the empty wrappers, and then he thinks of just not buying them any more, but that would lead to sulking, which leads to withholding of sex, which is just bad, but he can't go on with pack wraps showing up in the laundry every three days.

"You know if you eat a whole box of 100 calorie packs that's the same as eating three packs of Oreos," he says pointedly one afternoon during Oprah.

Rusty glances over briefly. "Chips Ahoy."

"What?"

"I'm eating Chips Ahoy."

"Whatever."

"You should have your facts right before you make accusations. I'm just saying. Oprah would tell you you're approaching your confrontation wrong."

"I'm not confronting you; I'm just saying."

"You have your hands on your hips."

Danny has to glance down to check. "I do not."

"Danny."

Danny sighs. "Just buy some cookies already."

"I'm watching my girlish figure."

Danny makes a snorting noise.

Rusty raises an eyebrow. "Mockery is the way to celibacy, Danny, just so you know."

Danny sighs. "And did Oprah tell you that too?"

"Oprah is wise," Rusty says.

Danny just sighs and drops down on the sofa. "Fine, you win. Indoctrinate me in the ways of Oprah and 100 calorie packs."

Rusty drops a packet of Chips Ahoy in his life. "And they say you can't teach old cons new tricks."

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1eleventy!! *twirls* Thank you!

"Oprah is wise," Rusty says.

Although this might be because Rusty has convinced himself that "The Secret" = stealing + planning. So, obviously, Oprah's just telling people to steal what they want, which is what he's been doing since he was nine, so it's all good.

Hee!