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VOTE!

Also, if you are having a problem, any kind of problem- experiencing an irregularity in voting, if you’re being intimidated, or turned away, call Election Protection at 1-866-OUR-VOTE (1-866-687-8683). They are a non-partisan group overseeing election irregularities.

You can also call the Democratic Party’s Voter Protection hotline, 1-877-US-4-OBAMA (1-877-87-4-62262) or CNN’s Voter’s Hotline at 1-877-GOCNN08 (1-877-462-6608). The RNC doesn’t have a dedicated hotline, but you can contact the McCain campaign here or call 1-703-418-2008 as well.*

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hackthis dealer, who is urging everybody who can cast a vote in this election, to do so. Immediately. You don't vote, you can't complain, and if you try, someone will come to your house in the middle of the night and steal all your toys.

ETA: Also, lest I haven't told you before, I am so very honored and proud of every last one of you for getting out and making your voice heard. Yes, people who don't live in the US that goes for you too. In fact, I am so pround, that if you come here and tell me you voted (you don't even have to tell me who for), I will write you a one sentence story if you also give me some prompts to work with. This will work out in your favor since we all know I am incapable of writing a sentence that doesn't turn into three. And yes, non-US residents you can come and take advantage of me until I leave for the campaign party too. I am feeling magnanimous today. Okay, I'm off to do campaign stuff, so the offer is closed, but if you're already in, then I will take care of you when I get a chance. Everybody else there's GK, The OC, Clooney in 2008, Chuck, Harry Potter, Ocean's 11, Psych and some other stuff in there, so enjoy! And VOTE

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I don't write SGA, is there anything else you might like?

You don't? I'm so sorry I could have sworn you had before. *blush* hmmm OC? BSG? Harry Potter? Ocean's 12? Or you could just not even worry about it cause WE WON! WOOOO! That's the best thing ever right there.

Okay, I did once about three years ago for about three weeks, but I don't think I could do it justice. Also, your icon is scaring the bejesus out of me, but that really does explain a lot about how the country feels: Bush's sucked the life out of us. No wonder we are lying in the road like we almost died. Asshole didn't even have the decency to turn us! No, just used us like a fricking blood bank! Ahem, for all that, I will try and rustle up some SGA, but don't say I didn't warn you.

"Let me see it."

"Let you see -- what, Rodney, no! That's my ballot!"

"Really, it's your ballot? I took it out of your hand, but I thought you'll pulled it out of Bush's ass, I'm shocked."

"Can Bush vote? I didn't think Bush could vote. Isn't that a conflict of interest or something."

"Sheppard, pay attention! You're getting distracted!"

"You started it."

"Of course I started it, I had to make sure you voted for the right guy."

"And who is the right guy exactly, Rodney?"

"Okay, I know because you're pretty, you're not very bright, but that's not even amusing. Not even a little. Even your hair doesn't think that's amusing."

"That was cold."

"Yes, I know, I'm so mean, and you're so dead if you didn't vote for Obama. In fact, open your ballot and show me that you voted for Obama."

"Um, Rodney, secret ballot. Whole point of voting is that I don't have to tell you who I voted for."

"Well, that's just stupid. And I'm not just anybody, I'm me."

"I see someone had the super self-important Wheaties today."

"I know where you sleep."

"Shocking, since you sleep next to me."

"Yes, well, that's -- that's beside the point."

"You started it."

"You are incorrigible."

"You know big words get me hot."

"That'll be all you get if you voted for the wrong guy."

*pause*

"I voted for the right guy. I did."

"How do I know that? You're not showing me your ballot."

"Well, my ballot is a secret, but if you're nice, I might show you my Obama boxers later."

"You have Obama boxers?"

"I'm waiting for my Obama dildo to arrive."

...

"I'm just going to go drop off my ballot now."

"You, uh, you do that, Colonel."

"I will."

"It's important to do your civic duty."

"I know it is."

"In fact, we can talk about your civic duty later when you show me your Obama boxers."

"Vote first, sex second, I can do that. See pretty and smart."

Edited 2008-11-08 07:03 (UTC)

*dies laughing*

Obama made you write SGA! See, he can do ANYthing!

♥ ♥ ♥

He is most powerful, dude, for real.