You need to be scooping this up with both hands

[hackthis_archive]

Dear Kings,

Oh, baby. You and me. You may not be as gay as Merlin, but you clearly have great aspirations and the acting here is definitely for the motherfucking win. Plus, you have a "message" and you seem very smaht. You know all my buttons, don't you? I have The Itch in my special writing place, and we all know what that means.





Dear Ian McShane,

I loved you in Deadwood, but hated Deadwood. You in this is motherfucking fannish manna from heaven. You are just rocking the hell out of every scene.

Will you make me some eggs? I like'em hard.


Dear Jack,

You are the love child of Chuck Bass and Dan Humphrey. Your mouth is made to suck cock, which you clearly prefer, so it's okay. And yet, I do not like you. Maybe it's the actor, maybe it's the characterization. I am not convinced at all.

Also, calling David 'The Cocker Spaniel'?? I suspect the 'cock' part here is key.


Dear Said from Oz Reverend Samuels,

Uh, are you and David supposed to have chemistry like that? I am pretty fucking sure there was not this sort of mackage elsewhere. I approve in a very fucking wrong way.



Dear David,

AWWWWWWWWWWW! *squishes*



Dear David's brother Eli,

I like you, you seem like you're fun. I am TOTALLY not having some crazy Kings/GK fusion idea. ETA: They killed ELI?! FAIL!!!


Dear Casting Director,

I see you like those HBO actors. I know some boys from this awesome miniseries, Generation Kill? They could use some work. Holla! ETA#2: lazlet just pointed out that Eli was IN GK, (#7 'Bomb in the Garden') as that Recon friend of Brad's that came up with the Delta idiots with the bullhorns on their truck. Wow. I am prescient before I even know I am! I am good.


Dear New Shiny Toy,

*pets* *pets more* *buffs with stolen Shamwow*


XXXX,
Me



I need icons. Stat. kings_tv? We are ON this. I need my biblical people up in here, antheia I'm looking at you.

Comments

[effervescent.livejournal.com]

It already has a wiki (http://www.kingswiki.com/index.php/Main_Page)!! :D

[iwwfw.livejournal.com]

Dear Kings,

Thank you for inspiring hackthis for when she is happy, we are all happy.

Also, to the Casting Director and pre-series Eli and David, please take note of Generation Kill.

Love,
Me.

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

i haven't seen this yet, but i have high hopes that i will some day be able to show an episode (should it be on long enough) to my western european "history" before 1648 class. just to really screw with 'em.

[al-hazel.livejournal.com]

I just watched the first 2 hours, and it is just AWESOME.

yay to shiny new toy.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Oh crap, another one? I'm guessing it's going to be soooo hard to watch this. :OD

I can't tell you how glad I am that we are getting some sort of good tv, the last couple of years have been abysmal.

[zoniduck.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Jack & David will come eventually.

Heeeeee! Hee hee. Hee!

They will if you have anything to do with it. :D

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I will be watching tonight when I get home. At which time, it will be ON.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, Reverend Walker was burning up my TV screen! That man is hot. And when he touched David on the forehead? *shivers*

Can't wait for next week!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's smart, therefore it is already in peril, one can only hope.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

One could say that, yes.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, Reverend Walker was burning up my TV screen! That man is hot. And when he touched David on the forehead? *shivers*

You felt that too?! Because at first I didn't even see what he was talking about and then he was *touching him* and I was like uhhhhhhh...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

DOOD. Holla!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I can't tell you how glad I am that we are getting some sort of good tv, the last couple of years have been abysmal.

WORD!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm not a Jack fan. I find him tiresome. I can see how he was on GG girls, and I do not mean that favorably. He's going to have to work much harder. Rev Walker, Silas and David though? LOVE 'EM.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

You know I will.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I dunno about that part, but it's definitley got more brainpower than your average broadcast mush.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If one of the GK boys showed up on this show, I would plotz.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I do not like Jack, he's a spoiled brat. And he's not attractive. No, not on that train at all. David and Rev Walker though? I say 'hmmmmm.'

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No, not right now. I am not a Jack fan at all. He's going to have to work WAYYYYYYYYYY harder for my attention.

[mardia.livejournal.com]

I am so beyond thrilled that there are other people that not only love this series like I'm loving it, but that totally saw the vibes between the Reverend and David, because good GOD.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

DOOD. I have no Jack love -- If I wanted a Gossip Girl character, I'd be watching GG -- but Rev Walker and, like, his CAR, the man was setting everything on fiyah! When he and Silas were "talking" on the steps, I just kept thinking, uhhhhhhhhh. Y'all used to hit it, didn't you? I KNOW YOU DID! I can see the old skool hearts and whatnot!

What?

[mardia.livejournal.com]

The Reverend was just ridiculous in his epic, EPIC hotness. I mean, for a reverend, he's pretty handsy, with the forehead touching and let's not forget how he was touching the corners of David's MOUTH, for crying out loud. I'm resevering judgment on Jack, but until then--the Rev is more than enough to please me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

and let's not forget how he was touching the corners of David's MOUTH, for crying out loud.

I forgot about that. Jesus. They had sex. They totally did. You do not touch strangers like that, especially on the *mouth*. I will try to withhold judgement on Jack, but it was just so not good last night. I was just like 'no' not worthy. And then David with the piano... AH! *draws hearts and tosses confetti*. YAY! NEW TOY! NEW TOY!