You need to be scooping this up with both hands

[hackthis_archive]

Dear Kings,

Oh, baby. You and me. You may not be as gay as Merlin, but you clearly have great aspirations and the acting here is definitely for the motherfucking win. Plus, you have a "message" and you seem very smaht. You know all my buttons, don't you? I have The Itch in my special writing place, and we all know what that means.





Dear Ian McShane,

I loved you in Deadwood, but hated Deadwood. You in this is motherfucking fannish manna from heaven. You are just rocking the hell out of every scene.

Will you make me some eggs? I like'em hard.


Dear Jack,

You are the love child of Chuck Bass and Dan Humphrey. Your mouth is made to suck cock, which you clearly prefer, so it's okay. And yet, I do not like you. Maybe it's the actor, maybe it's the characterization. I am not convinced at all.

Also, calling David 'The Cocker Spaniel'?? I suspect the 'cock' part here is key.


Dear Said from Oz Reverend Samuels,

Uh, are you and David supposed to have chemistry like that? I am pretty fucking sure there was not this sort of mackage elsewhere. I approve in a very fucking wrong way.



Dear David,

AWWWWWWWWWWW! *squishes*



Dear David's brother Eli,

I like you, you seem like you're fun. I am TOTALLY not having some crazy Kings/GK fusion idea. ETA: They killed ELI?! FAIL!!!


Dear Casting Director,

I see you like those HBO actors. I know some boys from this awesome miniseries, Generation Kill? They could use some work. Holla! ETA#2: lazlet just pointed out that Eli was IN GK, (#7 'Bomb in the Garden') as that Recon friend of Brad's that came up with the Delta idiots with the bullhorns on their truck. Wow. I am prescient before I even know I am! I am good.


Dear New Shiny Toy,

*pets* *pets more* *buffs with stolen Shamwow*


XXXX,
Me



I need icons. Stat. kings_tv? We are ON this. I need my biblical people up in here, antheia I'm looking at you.

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

My god, is Reverend Walker HOT or is he motherfucking HOT?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

When he first touched David in the garage, I had two thoughts, a) Hotass and b) Uhhhh, I know that's supposed to be a blessing, but are y'all gonna have sex now or what? I mean he kept the fucking watch for two years!!

[1407graymalkin.livejournal.com]

Jack is Stan Sebastian, aka, on Gossip Girl and got his start (I believe) in the Covenant which is the best fake gay porn ever.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, that explains that face a lot. A whole lot.

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

I haven't watched this yet, but I'm excited that YOU are excited and will probably be writing Kings slash soon. Yay, new toy!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It is THE BOMB! Come back and let me know what you think.

[fangirljen.livejournal.com]

AND nbckings! :D Woohoo!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yee haw!

[effervescent.livejournal.com]

I have not gotten so excited over a new show so fast in ages!! :D

David's actor reminds me of a young Matt Damon, and the dimple and crooked grin are just as appealing here. And Jack is so angsty - I can definitely see him as a Chuck/Dan lovechild :D

It's nice to know that I might have something new to pick up considering that BSG is ending this week and SPN is kinda 'eh' for me atm.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I thought I would be without until the summer, b/c BSG is ending this week, but apparently we have been saved! This is the BOMB!

[khalanasa.livejournal.com]

Dear Jack,

You are the love child of Chuck Bass and Dan Humphrey.

I want Chuck/Jack so incredibly badly right now!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[teffy.livejournal.com]

I am in LOVE LOVE LOVE with this show. Ian McShane tears it up.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

This show is a gift. I LOVE gifts.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

The Preacher and David later at the party? Tell me how you like that because yeah, I am with you.

Also David is awesome and the King kicks ass.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, first the garage, and then at the part when he was all 'See, I haz your watch still!'My first thought was, damn, he must've really put in on David in some section which they edited out, because I don't recall many military men with bling.

[thornsilver]

I also was slightly disturbed by David/Reverend vibes. Where is Jack/David? They are supposed to be *ahem* were close in the original.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wasn't disturbed by David & The Reverend. Titillated, surprised and probably going to hell? Absolutely. Disturbed? Not even.

I'm sure Jack & David will come eventually.

[atticlibrarian.livejournal.com]

I've been really excited about this show for months. It's definitely living up to expectations. I just hope people will get over there turnip level IQs and realize that it's amazing and keep watching. I can't wait to find out who the other gay is.

Also the whole Dan/Chuck thing is made even better just because Sebastian Stan was on GG and is dating Leighton Meester.

Can't wait for the p0rn! :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's smart, therefore it is already in peril, one can only hope.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I've got it on TIVO, as the highlight of tomorrow night. Between this and SVU, I may love NBC a bit right now.

In a very gay kinda way.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL.

[undersea.livejournal.com]

I take it this is worth a watch, then. :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

One could say that, yes.

[lovetheboys.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing all kinds of angsty one-sided Jack/David: "I hate him! He has my father's approval [from Jack's POV] that I want but he's so fucking hot!"

Yeah, for three-quarters of the pilot I was going, "Wait, what cannon gay characters? I was promised cannon gay characters by hackthis, who knows way more about these things than I do!" And then we got the (potentially!)evil!gay character and I facepalmed. I hope they do something damn cool with this.

Mostly, I'm interested (okay, aside from the pretty) in this for anthropological/history geek reasons; I want to see the world building they do here. Because it looks on the surface like an America-mirror, and I can't wait to see what they do to show how it got that way. ...if they do...

But total hotness all over the damn place, and I even don't mind the Princess too much (yet...).

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm not a Jack fan. I find him tiresome. I can see how he was on GG girls, and I do not mean that favorably. He's going to have to work much harder. Rev Walker, Silas and David though? LOVE 'EM.

[girl-wonder.livejournal.com]

I was actually surprised at how much I liked it! I watched for Ian McShane and stayed because David is like a giant fluffy kitten that I want to pet FOREVER.

And also because of Ian McShane's conversation with his son about kingship and how he wouldn't care if it was in a second son, but in a king... So much love.

PS: I want to already be at the part where Johnathon is mad in love with David. Even though that will be angsty.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I do not like Jack, he's a spoiled brat. And he's not attractive. No, not on that train at all. David and Rev Walker though? I say 'hmmmmm.'

[iwwfw.livejournal.com]

Dear Kings,

Thank you for inspiring hackthis for when she is happy, we are all happy.

Also, to the Casting Director and pre-series Eli and David, please take note of Generation Kill.

Love,
Me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If one of the GK boys showed up on this show, I would plotz.

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

i haven't seen this yet, but i have high hopes that i will some day be able to show an episode (should it be on long enough) to my western european "history" before 1648 class. just to really screw with 'em.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I dunno about that part, but it's definitley got more brainpower than your average broadcast mush.

[al-hazel.livejournal.com]

I just watched the first 2 hours, and it is just AWESOME.

yay to shiny new toy.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[lembeau.livejournal.com]

Oh crap, another one? I'm guessing it's going to be soooo hard to watch this. :OD

I can't tell you how glad I am that we are getting some sort of good tv, the last couple of years have been abysmal.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I can't tell you how glad I am that we are getting some sort of good tv, the last couple of years have been abysmal.

WORD!

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I will be watching tonight when I get home. At which time, it will be ON.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

DOOD. Holla!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, Reverend Walker was burning up my TV screen! That man is hot. And when he touched David on the forehead? *shivers*

Can't wait for next week!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, Reverend Walker was burning up my TV screen! That man is hot. And when he touched David on the forehead? *shivers*

You felt that too?! Because at first I didn't even see what he was talking about and then he was *touching him* and I was like uhhhhhhh...

[mardia.livejournal.com]

I am so beyond thrilled that there are other people that not only love this series like I'm loving it, but that totally saw the vibes between the Reverend and David, because good GOD.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

DOOD. I have no Jack love -- If I wanted a Gossip Girl character, I'd be watching GG -- but Rev Walker and, like, his CAR, the man was setting everything on fiyah! When he and Silas were "talking" on the steps, I just kept thinking, uhhhhhhhhh. Y'all used to hit it, didn't you? I KNOW YOU DID! I can see the old skool hearts and whatnot!

What?

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I was all devastated that they killed Eli, because I was all "Hey! He came up with Delta company! Where are the steer horns on the tanks?" Also because I don't think David's supposed to be having that sort of tension with a) preachers and b) brothers. I didn't even mind David and the princess, though I couldn't tell you her name to save my life.

I never thought a NBC TV show would make me go "Huh, I should read the Bible". No lie.

Have you been watching "Castle"? Because Poke is on Castle. Wheee!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OMG! OMG! OMG! Poke in a suit! Poke with hair! I didn't get to see it last week as my cable crapped out, but I finally saw it this week and I don't give a shit about anything beyond Poke on my screen. Seriously, when I first saw him, with HAIR, I was just like want. WANT NOW. I need to pet him.

Oh, and KINGS. I am still mad about Eli, b/c that could've been the most awesome show ever. And then there could've been GK x-overs where Nate came to work for David. *blinks* *blinks more* Where was I? Oh, yes, David had the most chemistry with his brother and the hottest reverend that I have ever seen. And I don't even mind the princess either, mostly b/c I never notice her around, b/c Ian McShane and Eamonn Walker as just that awesome.

[fabrisse.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy to see someone else enjoying Kings as much as I do.

Amazing how much religious fervor can look like sexual heat, isn't it? *G*