hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-03-15 09:08 pm

You need to be scooping this up with both hands

Dear Kings,

Oh, baby. You and me. You may not be as gay as Merlin, but you clearly have great aspirations and the acting here is definitely for the motherfucking win. Plus, you have a "message" and you seem very smaht. You know all my buttons, don't you? I have The Itch in my special writing place, and we all know what that means.





Dear Ian McShane,

I loved you in Deadwood, but hated Deadwood. You in this is motherfucking fannish manna from heaven. You are just rocking the hell out of every scene.

Will you make me some eggs? I like'em hard.


Dear Jack,

You are the love child of Chuck Bass and Dan Humphrey. Your mouth is made to suck cock, which you clearly prefer, so it's okay. And yet, I do not like you. Maybe it's the actor, maybe it's the characterization. I am not convinced at all.

Also, calling David 'The Cocker Spaniel'?? I suspect the 'cock' part here is key.


Dear Said from Oz Reverend Samuels,

Uh, are you and David supposed to have chemistry like that? I am pretty fucking sure there was not this sort of mackage elsewhere. I approve in a very fucking wrong way.



Dear David,

AWWWWWWWWWWW! *squishes*



Dear David's brother Eli,

I like you, you seem like you're fun. I am TOTALLY not having some crazy Kings/GK fusion idea. ETA: They killed ELI?! FAIL!!!


Dear Casting Director,

I see you like those HBO actors. I know some boys from this awesome miniseries, Generation Kill? They could use some work. Holla! ETA#2: [livejournal.com profile] lazlet just pointed out that Eli was IN GK, (#7 'Bomb in the Garden') as that Recon friend of Brad's that came up with the Delta idiots with the bullhorns on their truck. Wow. I am prescient before I even know I am! I am good.


Dear New Shiny Toy,

*pets* *pets more* *buffs with stolen Shamwow*


XXXX,
Me



I need icons. Stat. [livejournal.com profile] kings_tv? We are ON this. I need my biblical people up in here, [livejournal.com profile] antheia I'm looking at you.
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[identity profile] musesfool.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
My god, is Reverend Walker HOT or is he motherfucking HOT?
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[identity profile] 1407graymalkin.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Jack is Stan Sebastian, aka, on Gossip Girl and got his start (I believe) in the Covenant which is the best fake gay porn ever.

[identity profile] nicolasechs.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't watched this yet, but I'm excited that YOU are excited and will probably be writing Kings slash soon. Yay, new toy!

[identity profile] fangirljen.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
AND [livejournal.com profile] nbckings! :D Woohoo!

[identity profile] effervescent.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I have not gotten so excited over a new show so fast in ages!! :D

David's actor reminds me of a young Matt Damon, and the dimple and crooked grin are just as appealing here. And Jack is so angsty - I can definitely see him as a Chuck/Dan lovechild :D

It's nice to know that I might have something new to pick up considering that BSG is ending this week and SPN is kinda 'eh' for me atm.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
When he first touched David in the garage, I had two thoughts, a) Hotass and b) Uhhhh, I know that's supposed to be a blessing, but are y'all gonna have sex now or what? I mean he kept the fucking watch for two years!!
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[identity profile] khalanasa.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Jack,

You are the love child of Chuck Bass and Dan Humphrey.


I want Chuck/Jack so incredibly badly right now!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that explains that face a lot. A whole lot.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
It is THE BOMB! Come back and let me know what you think.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yee haw!

[identity profile] fangirljen.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
The more the merrier for the comm. It's my friend's comm. She started it months ago, after she was at the panel at Comic Con. We LOVE some Michael Green.
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[identity profile] teffy.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I am in LOVE LOVE LOVE with this show. Ian McShane tears it up.

[identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
The Preacher and David later at the party? Tell me how you like that because yeah, I am with you.

Also David is awesome and the King kicks ass.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I thought I would be without until the summer, b/c BSG is ending this week, but apparently we have been saved! This is the BOMB!
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[personal profile] thornsilver 2009-03-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I also was slightly disturbed by David/Reverend vibes. Where is Jack/David? They are supposed to be *ahem* were close in the original.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, first the garage, and then at the part when he was all 'See, I haz your watch still!'My first thought was, damn, he must've really put in on David in some section which they edited out, because I don't recall many military men with bling.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHA!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
This show is a gift. I LOVE gifts.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I wasn't disturbed by David & The Reverend. Titillated, surprised and probably going to hell? Absolutely. Disturbed? Not even.

I'm sure Jack & David will come eventually.

[identity profile] atticlibrarian.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
I've been really excited about this show for months. It's definitely living up to expectations. I just hope people will get over there turnip level IQs and realize that it's amazing and keep watching. I can't wait to find out who the other gay is.

Also the whole Dan/Chuck thing is made even better just because Sebastian Stan was on GG and is dating Leighton Meester.

Can't wait for the p0rn! :D
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[identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I've got it on TIVO, as the highlight of tomorrow night. Between this and SVU, I may love NBC a bit right now.

In a very gay kinda way.

[identity profile] undersea.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I take it this is worth a watch, then. :D

[identity profile] lovetheboys.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm picturing all kinds of angsty one-sided Jack/David: "I hate him! He has my father's approval [from Jack's POV] that I want but he's so fucking hot!"

Yeah, for three-quarters of the pilot I was going, "Wait, what cannon gay characters? I was promised cannon gay characters by [livejournal.com profile] hackthis, who knows way more about these things than I do!" And then we got the (potentially!)evil!gay character and I facepalmed. I hope they do something damn cool with this.

Mostly, I'm interested (okay, aside from the pretty) in this for anthropological/history geek reasons; I want to see the world building they do here. Because it looks on the surface like an America-mirror, and I can't wait to see what they do to show how it got that way. ...if they do...

But total hotness all over the damn place, and I even don't mind the Princess too much (yet...).
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[identity profile] 1407graymalkin.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I thought it might. He also is dating Leighton Meester, which is just random in some way.

[identity profile] girl-wonder.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I was actually surprised at how much I liked it! I watched for Ian McShane and stayed because David is like a giant fluffy kitten that I want to pet FOREVER.

And also because of Ian McShane's conversation with his son about kingship and how he wouldn't care if it was in a second son, but in a king... So much love.

PS: I want to already be at the part where Johnathon is mad in love with David. Even though that will be angsty.

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