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[hackthis_archive]

I came here to be cranky, even though I wrote Southland porn yesterday and am extremely proud of myself. Except I got distracted by Ben/Cooper Role Play ideas (COPS & ROBBERS!, FTW!!)

And then I found myself looking at these Southland set photos of Ben McKenzie (which are not spoilery and have a little bit of Michael Cudlitz \o/) and I found myself thinking: Self, What the hell is half that crap on Ben's belt?

So. I tried to google it.

Go to Google and type in 'what's on a policeman's belt.'

I mean you can do that at your own risk. I'm just saying. Filter out the porn first.

So. Police-smart people, .

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Wait, I'm missing the C

ETA: I had to add this one in because Michael and Ben have the exact same facial expression here. Which, as I told lazlet is weirdly hot.

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I'm going with radio, ammo, gun, utility knife, and one of those nifty little things waiters in casinos and train conductors sometimes have to make change easily. You never know when you'll need a quarter to feed the meter.

*nods*

[lazulus]

What on earth is Michael Cudlitz doing in the second pic?

*dustracts*

Yes, I know. But the typo made me laugh.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

What SK said, plus pepper spray or mace and a baton. And ticket book. Handcuffs are on the rear.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think the magazine clips are on the other side... but the quarter disperser thing is an awesome idea ;-) I keep my quarters in the glover compartment.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, I have seen the handcuffs to the rear. Ahem. I haven't seen either of them with a baton as I keep thinking of those are out of place sex toys, what it's better than going with their historical uses!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! Wait, look at this one! They have the exact same facial expression (http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=mckenzie-sherman&pic=ben-mckenzie-ben-sherman-34.jpg). It's weirdly hot. Okay, it's not weird, they're hot, nothing weird there.

[logans-mom00.livejournal.com]

Things on my hubby's belt, probably similar: gun, extra magazine, radio, handcuffs, pepper spray, Taser, asp (telescoping baton), Leatherman multi-tool and flashlight. Whole thing weighs about 15 pounds.

[lazulus]

That really is weird! They are like those couples who end up looking really alike. Or maybe I mean that Cooper is like one of those pet owners whose dog really resembles him.

Just get Ben a tartan coat and he can trot along behind Cooper with his tongue hanging out.

Erm...

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

The pictures weren't loading for me before, but, wow, are they adorable. And apparently very bored. And it totally looks like Cooper is about the slap Ben's ass in the second one.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

I'd bet actual money that the long one (heh) is a retracting baton.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You notice that bulge in Ben's right pocket? I'm just saying. There's definitely something in there.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just get Ben a tartan coat and he can trot along behind Cooper with his tongue hanging out.

We're already at this point, though. Maybe just some plain boxers and call it a day :D Also, I'd like to point your attention to the bulge in Ben's right pocket. Whatever it may be. Yes, I am that juvenile.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

GLEE

[lazulus]

I think we are agreed on Ben being Cooper's bitch. And I did notice the bulge but was attempting to be demure. Yeah, not exactly working for me either.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Demure?! It looks like he's either got a box of condoms or a very long baton in there. Just saying.

[lazulus]

HAVE I NOT MENTIONED THAT I AM A NICE GIRL?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Two words: Gay Porn

Two More: Role Play

Two more: Squad Car.

Try again.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I AM EDUCATED NOW. WOOT!

(Thank you).

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I really want to know what all the hand-waving is about. I'm just saying.

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, that last pic is hot.

*stares some more*

Also, wtf is up with episodes that don't have Ben and Cooper in them? WTF?@?? It looks like this week may be another one! GRR!

[lazulus]

Bugger. I think my cover's blown.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No, they are definitely in the one this week. I believe it may be a big team episode, but they are there. I AM ASSURED OF THIS. (I will also kick somebody ass if I don't get some quality Cooper time stat).

As for last week's episode: I love Adams, but everybody else can get stuffed. Next production year, in an effort to keep costs down I vote for the Cooper, Sherman, Adams and occasion Moretta show and everybody else can get sacked.

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

The morons with the camera and the dog make me physically uncomfortable. Get them the fuck off my TV, please!

*pets your icon*

[anywherebeyond.livejournal.com]

Gun, clips, pepper spray, baton (extendable) radio, handcuffs, stun gun, and probably a pocket that has writing utensils in it.

[anywherebeyond.livejournal.com]

Reflect that shit out, I'm not even a poh-leece, and the ladywife of the cop up there checks me!