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[hackthis_archive]

I came here to be cranky, even though I wrote Southland porn yesterday and am extremely proud of myself. Except I got distracted by Ben/Cooper Role Play ideas (COPS & ROBBERS!, FTW!!)

And then I found myself looking at these Southland set photos of Ben McKenzie (which are not spoilery and have a little bit of Michael Cudlitz \o/) and I found myself thinking: Self, What the hell is half that crap on Ben's belt?

So. I tried to google it.

Go to Google and type in 'what's on a policeman's belt.'

I mean you can do that at your own risk. I'm just saying. Filter out the porn first.

So. Police-smart people, .

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ETA: I had to add this one in because Michael and Ben have the exact same facial expression here. Which, as I told lazlet is weirdly hot.

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I'm going with radio, ammo, gun, utility knife, and one of those nifty little things waiters in casinos and train conductors sometimes have to make change easily. You never know when you'll need a quarter to feed the meter.

*nods*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think the magazine clips are on the other side... but the quarter disperser thing is an awesome idea ;-) I keep my quarters in the glover compartment.

[lazulus]

What on earth is Michael Cudlitz doing in the second pic?

*dustracts*

Yes, I know. But the typo made me laugh.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! Wait, look at this one! They have the exact same facial expression (http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=mckenzie-sherman&pic=ben-mckenzie-ben-sherman-34.jpg). It's weirdly hot. Okay, it's not weird, they're hot, nothing weird there.

[antheia.livejournal.com]

What SK said, plus pepper spray or mace and a baton. And ticket book. Handcuffs are on the rear.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, I have seen the handcuffs to the rear. Ahem. I haven't seen either of them with a baton as I keep thinking of those are out of place sex toys, what it's better than going with their historical uses!

[logans-mom00.livejournal.com]

Things on my hubby's belt, probably similar: gun, extra magazine, radio, handcuffs, pepper spray, Taser, asp (telescoping baton), Leatherman multi-tool and flashlight. Whole thing weighs about 15 pounds.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I AM EDUCATED NOW. WOOT!

(Thank you).

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

The pictures weren't loading for me before, but, wow, are they adorable. And apparently very bored. And it totally looks like Cooper is about the slap Ben's ass in the second one.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I really want to know what all the hand-waving is about. I'm just saying.

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, that last pic is hot.

*stares some more*

Also, wtf is up with episodes that don't have Ben and Cooper in them? WTF?@?? It looks like this week may be another one! GRR!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No, they are definitely in the one this week. I believe it may be a big team episode, but they are there. I AM ASSURED OF THIS. (I will also kick somebody ass if I don't get some quality Cooper time stat).

As for last week's episode: I love Adams, but everybody else can get stuffed. Next production year, in an effort to keep costs down I vote for the Cooper, Sherman, Adams and occasion Moretta show and everybody else can get sacked.

[anywherebeyond.livejournal.com]

Gun, clips, pepper spray, baton (extendable) radio, handcuffs, stun gun, and probably a pocket that has writing utensils in it.

[anywherebeyond.livejournal.com]

Reflect that shit out, I'm not even a poh-leece, and the ladywife of the cop up there checks me!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

I suspect you'll find this site useful.

http://www.qmuniforms.com/

"the expert resource for law enforcement professionals" IT's an online supply store for police/swat/security. It's total uniform porn.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What's that you said? UNIFORM PORN?!

*wibble*

*adds to growing list of sex fic*

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Duty Gear > Leather is all I gotta say. Mmmmmm.

I want this site to have a paper doll section where I can put the different gear on Cooper. Is that so much to ask?

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

http://www.qmuniforms.com/product.asp?category=200306&status=P1&sku=PPS55+412 yum.

I happen to be on the mailing list for this catalog (and I have honestly, no clue how that happened, it just started showing up a few years ago) but DUDE, do yourself a favor and sign up because it will give you happy, happy thoughts.

I'll stop exposing my uniform/gear fetish now. :)

[atticlibrarian.livejournal.com]

If everyone hadn't already answered this would have been the first time being the daughter of a cop (and now step-daughter) would have been useful.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'm sure that's not the case! I bet you never get any parking tickets :)

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Question's been answered already, but it reminded me of the time during my fifth year of college (I double-majored! I was not a member of Animal House!) I ran into my friend Justin, who had become a Madison (Wisconsin) cop after he graduated. I noticed right away that the utility belt (heh) kept him from standing the way he used to. He often used to stand hipshot, with his weight on one leg, and in uniform, he couldn't do that anymore, because the tall stuff in the belt would dig into his ribs. He could only stand with his weight on both legs and either cross his arms or hook his thumbs into his pants pockets. It was a perfect illustration of how clothing can affect posture, etc. From that day on, I thought of Justin's cop uniform as "drag."

(That day, he was on the fourth hour of his shift and had been working a local street festival that was famous for lots of drinking. He was on his third squad car of the shift -- the freshman girls he was arresting for public drunkenness kept puking in the backseat, so he'd have to swap out the cars after bringing the girls to the station. "I think the last one drank some kind of wop, because the puke was pretty red," he told me.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

(That day, he was on the fourth hour of his shift and had been working a local street festival that was famous for lots of drinking. He was on his third squad car of the shift -- the freshman girls he was arresting for public drunkenness kept puking in the backseat, so he'd have to swap out the cars after bringing the girls to the station. "I think the last one drank some kind of wop, because the puke was pretty red," he told me.)

*howls* We had that in college, but we called it Jungle Juice. And it was created in the bathroom. In a garbage can. Yes, really. What? Having said that though, that name is crazy offensive.

[teffy.livejournal.com]

If you scroll through really fast it looks like he's frolicking down the sidewalk.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. You are so right. And you said 'frolicking'! You totally get a cookie for that. He's frolicking down the street singing 'He loves me! He loves me not! He loves me!' YAY!!!

Wot?

[ariadne83]

GUH. Ben McKenzie. I shall have to look up Southland.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The series is amazing. It's very intense, but it's so very good.

[londondrowning.livejournal.com]

I would like describe that last picture of Cudlitz and McKenzie by quoting a friend:

"The LAPD comes in both travel and economy size!"

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA! teffy pointed out that if you scroll fast through the entry it looks like Ben's frolicking down the street. Frolicking I say!