hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-05-14 11:34 am

IT'S REX MANNING DAY!!

So. Today is what day? SOUTHLAND DAY!! And how do we celebrate Southland day?

1) [livejournal.com profile] chicklet_girl wrote wee!Cooper in 'Army Men. You want to read it. Prepare to have your heart broken.

b) Apparently Eminem's Relapse is due to drop any goddamn day. I know one of you has it. Share with the class. Sharing is caring. And maybe worth a drabble of your chosing.

c. A small hint at my 'Why I Love John Cooper' manifesto as told to [livejournal.com profile] antheia

I dunno. There's this *thing* about him: he's just so resolutely strong and manly, without being an asshole – okay, he kind of is, but you know why he is the way he is, and it makes *sense*. He's honest without being placating, and he's not pretty, or even attractive to be honest, but the way he carries himself is like... it's *perfect*. He's confident without being arrogant. He's kind of broken, but not irreparably so. He's smart, but he's clearly earned his smarts, and he's so very real. You feel like he could protect you if shit went wrong, but at the end of the day you could look after him and it would all be okay. And who doesn't want that?

4. I find myself pretty much unable to do the Star Trek fandom thing. I love the new movie. Love the acting. Love the actors. But no, not quite fannish. I thought perhaps this was because what I *really* wanted to do was write Zack Quinto/Chris Pine RPS (which is called 'Pinto,' which as [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 pointed out is a car and not a pairing) but it would seem that all I REALLY want to do is stare at Chris Pine all day. BRING ME YOUR CHRIS PINE PHOTOS. I COMPEL YOU! (For [redacted reasons], I need the diversion). ETA: HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT, [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma! That's sacriledge.

f) Once upon a time there was a fantabulous show called Kitchen Confidential, which FOX killed (shocking. I'm still mad about Fastlane bitches!). It had a young man named Owain Yeoman in it. Using his proper Welsh accent. Owain went on to be in what? GENERATION KILL! Yeah, that's right, it's always about GK or Southland at this point. Anyroad. Owain has now got a role on The Mentalist (which I don't watch, because I consider it a Psych rip-off). HOWEVER. Owain has evolved and apparently now looks like this . Uhhhhhhhhhhh. I'd hit that. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] maurheti and [livejournal.com profile] alethialia for the link

[identity profile] plumtastic.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Owain with the running and the legs and conjuring good memories of GK *and* Kitchen Confidential. Loves.

Also, I think that that's the most perfect Cooper-love Manifesto that could be created.

[identity profile] mikhale.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
In Filipino, Pinto means "door".

Not that that's relevant. I just wanted to say that there's something about Cooper that gets to me so bad. I haven't quite put a finger on it yet but I would definitely, definitely hit that.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
He does sort of look like Brad Pitt, but a newer, better model with all the mistakes corrected and a better personality. And hot ass nerd glasses.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
FUCK YOU TOO!

NOW HE IS TAINTED!

*stomps off*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I could talk about Cooper all damn day. Oh, WAIT. I already do :)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, you and everybody else, get in the queue.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!!

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He is not tainted. It's not is fault. Just think of it as his version of triumphing over adversity.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE RUINING IT! STOP RUINING IT!

*sulks*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
NO! *is upset*

[identity profile] thisisbone.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
If it helps, I don't think he looks anything like Brad Pitt.
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Y HALO THAR MR. PINE

[identity profile] oh-mcgee.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
This is my faaaaavorite:

Image (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/0903/dylansmom618/?action=view&current=pine.png)

I haven't even been able to see the movie yet, but his hotassness is popping up all over my flist and I am in loooove. PRETTY SCRUFFY BOY IS PRETTY. AND SCRUFFY. NNGH.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
He played a nerdy priest? For serious. Dude!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The mere idea is upsetting to me if you hadn't guessed.

Re: Y HALO THAR MR. PINE

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I MEAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. I knew I'd suffered through all those really bad movies for a reason: his mouth.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, my grandfather drove a Pinto. Word association makes this portmanteau scary. D:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, thank you. Gods he's hot. The glasses are just... *sighs*
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Re: Y HALO THAR MR. PINE

[identity profile] oh-mcgee.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
HIS MOUTH IS THE THING DIRTY, DIRTY FIC IS MADE OF. UHM, *nudge* ;D
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[identity profile] oh-mcgee.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The sweater! I love the sweater more than life! ALSO, SHOWER WHAT WHAT.
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[identity profile] inkandchocolate.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...Zack Quinto/Chris Pine RPS (which is called 'Pinto,' which as sparky77 pointed out is a car and not a pairing)

You made it through Buffy Fandom and the horror of SPANDER and are still able to find "Pinto" bizarre???

Oh, Z... *loves*

PS - Pine is just not supposed to be that hot, ok? I'm just sayin' is all...

[identity profile] redheadaholic.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Just for comparison's sake (see icon) - I don't think they look anything alike, either, but I had forgotten how pretty Brad was when he was a boy!

[identity profile] notworthy.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
This (http://www.sendspace.com/file/93tdu2) is the link I'm downloading Relapse from, from one of the many music communities I'm in.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
HOT DAMN!!

Ahem. I mean thank you very much.

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Using his proper Welsh accent.

Even just the thought makes me a little faint.

The show is SUCH a Psych rip-off, only with more Tragic Past/manpain-ness to it. Also, it has Owain. With the wet and the naked and the hosing himself off, so ya know.

Those GK boys, man. Cover 'em in dirt and blood, drape them in fatigues, give 'em Hitler-staches and you think, 'eh, their heroism makes them pretty*.' Clean 'em, shave 'em, and wet them down and it's like, OMG, HOT LIKE FIRE!

I approve of this.

*'Cept for Nate, obviously. There's no amount of dirt that can make him not pretty. It's his cross to bear.

[identity profile] 1001cranes.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
who ISN'T still mad about Fastlane. >:(

Also, I watch the Mentalist AND Psych, mostly because they feel different enough for me - mostly comedic vs. mostly serious. Also, Rigsby and Van Pelt. I rarely ship het, but this is one of those exceptions. Way to go, Owain.

[identity profile] shoshannagold.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Why doesn't CBS want Canadians to look at pretty pics of Owain nekkid? I'm sensing conspiracy.

I have found that all roads lead back to GK. I met a boy the other day and the second thing that he told me about himself is that he's Swedish and I will freely admit that's what got him the first five minutes of my time. He sold himself well enough in those five minutes to buy himself more, but, yep, the first five minutes were all about dreams of ASkars.

Love your numbering. Your Thursday is clearly as fun as mine!

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