The Right Stuff!

[hackthis_archive]

I was going to talk about my new found love and appreciation for all things NCIS. Really, can I get a Gibbs? Baring that, some really hot Gibbs porn. And then I was going to ask where the hell is all the Kirk/McCoy and can we not have people crying or being broken or whatever, but doing what they do best? Namely, being snarky and hot as fuck. Or possibly, I was going to see if I could get some of you snitches to make me beer icons. BUT. That has all been pushed aside, because apparently Michael Cudlitz (Cooper to you lot) is friends with FUCKING DONNIE WAHLBERG. ETA: I'd forgotten that they did Band of Brothers together, which again, goes to show that EVERYBODY was in that series and it's my favorite for a reason. I love that they're still in touch almost ten years later. Seriously, if you haven't seen BoB, this is The Offical hackthis Boot (TM) of GET THE FUCK ON THAT.

*Said boot also applies to Generation Kill, The Wire, Homicide, Southland, Skins, Life on Mars (UK edition only), Kitchen Confidential and Mad Men.

Please don't make me embarass myself. Seriously though, it also turns out that Michael's son wants to make his own throwing stars. And a crossbow. He's a total ninja baby. I love the hell out of archery myself, and would not object to the throwing stars, but that's not my kid, so...

Also, plz, feel free to bring me your smoking hot Gibbs pron, Kirk/McCoy pron and snark and beer icons. Thx. Peace out.

ETA #2: alethialia, trolleys, et al, GK types, please go and tell sparky77 that the baby hackthis will CRY if she doesn't write Mermaid!Brad. Yeah, you read that right. Enabling is a team sport!

Comments

[dessert-first.livejournal.com]

McCoy/Kirk FTW!!

http://zinfic.livejournal.com/77769.html
http://emmagrant01.livejournal.com/428493.html

And okay, not completely angst-free, but stripper!Kirk? Genius.

http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink/379.html?thread=1304955#t1304955

[londondrowning.livejournal.com]

Positive Reinforcement, some Kirk/McCoy for you. I like this one because A) preeeeeeeeeeeetty good porn there and also B) addressing McCoy's issues about aviaphobia without them weeping about how they are broken men who need to be heeeeeeeeealed by tender touching.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I write it, it will be way more Splash than Little Mermaid.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If I write it, it will be way more Splash than Little Mermaid.

I am down for whatever! Can we please have Brad living in Nate's bathtub and walking around naked all the time when people come by? Ray is totally Nate's next door neighbor he's like, dude, WTF's up with the naked rent boy in your living room!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Are there legs in this scenario? I'm a bit discombobulated by the issue of fins. I feel that Nate agrees with me.

I would like to hear Ray call Brad a rentboy. To his face. ::coughs::

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I totally did my duty.

ALSO! It is insanely awesome that Bull is still friends with Lipton. Aww, Lipton! ::loves him::

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

There are legs out of water because I don't want to deal with fins. Nate would totally ask about the underwater sex though because I feel like Nate needs to understand things. He wouldn't ask Brad though because Brad had already been fucking with him and Nate would rightly figure that he wouldn't get a straight answer out of Brad, so he would ask Ray (who I want to be a merman too). That would be a huge mistake on Nate's part.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OHHHHHHH. I am totally down for this scenario.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. Legs are good. Yes.

Nate does need to understand things. I appreciate this side of him.

he would ask Ray (who I want to be a merman too). That would be a huge mistake on Nate's part.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Oh, I DIED!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Inorite! I own BoB on DVD, but it was on On Demand during Memorial Day so I watched it that way. Hell, I'll watch it on the History Channel too. I am VERY interested in The Pacific when it comes out next year. You know those military series are always good for a multitude of hotass.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I am ALL FOR the military hotassery, we all know this. And BoB was awesomesauce, with Mr. Damian Badass Lewis and his husband following him around. They spent a shitload on The Pacific, so I have high hopes for the pretty.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=kelly_girl&keyword=NCIS+Stories&filter=all

Some ncis pron for you. 99% of them contain Gibbs being hot and growly.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hell to the yeah.

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

Michael Cudlitz was so badass in BoB! That entire cast was golden. Though I'm kind of sad that Shane Taylor (Doc Roe = my favorite <333) hasn't done much since.

P.S. Haha, on my way to enable now!!

[abrabacon-trask.livejournal.com]

Mr. Damian Badass Lewis and his husband following him around.

THAT. Yes. <333_<333

[redfirecracker.livejournal.com]

I was going to talk about my new found love and appreciation for all things NCIS. Really, can I get a Gibbs?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. I didn't give a rat's ass about Gibbs until S2:e5 "The Boneyard". There was this scene where he's got one Mafia guy pinned to the car by his throat, and pulls a gun on another guy WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT HIM.

And I went, "Dude, that was FUCKING HOT."

*sigh*

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

NCIS? SERIOUSLY? And you give me shit about Supernatural?

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

Doc Roe!! My love, it is bigger than a fucking huge thing. And yes, I keep looking for Shane Taylor to be in something I can actually watch, but so far it's all UK all the time, or not out yet. What's up with that?

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

He is such love! Unsurprisingly, Bastogne is my favorite episode. ;)

I know, right? His IMDb page rather depresses me. BE IN MORE STUFF, SHANE!

[annadraper.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda new to your fic (started with the Olympic slash - LOVED IT), but it's all so damn good that I have gone on to read all of your GK and Southland stuff. I've never even seen either of those shows and have no desire to now, partly because I'm sure they couldn't live up to your fic. :)

Did you ever write any stuff for The Wire? Or know anyone who did? I'm sad that I have never been able to find any good Wire fic; either no one ever wrote for it or they've hidden it from me really well.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, please. Compared to SPN NCIS is Emmy worthy. Have you ever even watched NCIS? I've suffered through SPN, I can make a comparison. Admittedly I fell for it under the influence of heavy narcotics, but STILL.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. Gibbs is old man hot. I didn't even know a thing like that existed until I saw him on this.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I can honestly say that GK and Southland far surpass anything I could ever write. I just add pron. As for The Wire, I've never seen anything, except for yuletide, but there's some good stuff.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Yes, I have watched NCIS quite a bit, actually! I have never seen Mark Harmon act so woodenly. Give me Summer School anyday. Also, Michael Weatherly was way hotter as Logan.

I will watch NCIS if there's nothing else on, but the narcotics says a lot, I'm thinking.

[hypertwink.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you've read this already but I liked it:

< href="http://londondrowning.livejournal.com/69107.htm">I'm Just a Jealous Guy

Summary: Leonard McCoy is thirty-one and he’s too fucking old to be anybody’s jealous boyfriend.