The Right Stuff!

[hackthis_archive]

I was going to talk about my new found love and appreciation for all things NCIS. Really, can I get a Gibbs? Baring that, some really hot Gibbs porn. And then I was going to ask where the hell is all the Kirk/McCoy and can we not have people crying or being broken or whatever, but doing what they do best? Namely, being snarky and hot as fuck. Or possibly, I was going to see if I could get some of you snitches to make me beer icons. BUT. That has all been pushed aside, because apparently Michael Cudlitz (Cooper to you lot) is friends with FUCKING DONNIE WAHLBERG. ETA: I'd forgotten that they did Band of Brothers together, which again, goes to show that EVERYBODY was in that series and it's my favorite for a reason. I love that they're still in touch almost ten years later. Seriously, if you haven't seen BoB, this is The Offical hackthis Boot (TM) of GET THE FUCK ON THAT.

*Said boot also applies to Generation Kill, The Wire, Homicide, Southland, Skins, Life on Mars (UK edition only), Kitchen Confidential and Mad Men.

Please don't make me embarass myself. Seriously though, it also turns out that Michael's son wants to make his own throwing stars. And a crossbow. He's a total ninja baby. I love the hell out of archery myself, and would not object to the throwing stars, but that's not my kid, so...

Also, plz, feel free to bring me your smoking hot Gibbs pron, Kirk/McCoy pron and snark and beer icons. Thx. Peace out.

ETA #2: alethialia, trolleys, et al, GK types, please go and tell sparky77 that the baby hackthis will CRY if she doesn't write Mermaid!Brad. Yeah, you read that right. Enabling is a team sport!

Comments

[dessert-first.livejournal.com]

McCoy/Kirk FTW!!

http://zinfic.livejournal.com/77769.html
http://emmagrant01.livejournal.com/428493.html

And okay, not completely angst-free, but stripper!Kirk? Genius.

http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink/379.html?thread=1304955#t1304955

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[londondrowning.livejournal.com]

Positive Reinforcement, some Kirk/McCoy for you. I like this one because A) preeeeeeeeeeeetty good porn there and also B) addressing McCoy's issues about aviaphobia without them weeping about how they are broken men who need to be heeeeeeeeealed by tender touching.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I write it, it will be way more Splash than Little Mermaid.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If I write it, it will be way more Splash than Little Mermaid.

I am down for whatever! Can we please have Brad living in Nate's bathtub and walking around naked all the time when people come by? Ray is totally Nate's next door neighbor he's like, dude, WTF's up with the naked rent boy in your living room!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I totally did my duty.

ALSO! It is insanely awesome that Bull is still friends with Lipton. Aww, Lipton! ::loves him::

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Inorite! I own BoB on DVD, but it was on On Demand during Memorial Day so I watched it that way. Hell, I'll watch it on the History Channel too. I am VERY interested in The Pacific when it comes out next year. You know those military series are always good for a multitude of hotass.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=kelly_girl&keyword=NCIS+Stories&filter=all

Some ncis pron for you. 99% of them contain Gibbs being hot and growly.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

Michael Cudlitz was so badass in BoB! That entire cast was golden. Though I'm kind of sad that Shane Taylor (Doc Roe = my favorite <333) hasn't done much since.

P.S. Haha, on my way to enable now!!

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

Doc Roe!! My love, it is bigger than a fucking huge thing. And yes, I keep looking for Shane Taylor to be in something I can actually watch, but so far it's all UK all the time, or not out yet. What's up with that?

[redfirecracker.livejournal.com]

I was going to talk about my new found love and appreciation for all things NCIS. Really, can I get a Gibbs?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. I didn't give a rat's ass about Gibbs until S2:e5 "The Boneyard". There was this scene where he's got one Mafia guy pinned to the car by his throat, and pulls a gun on another guy WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT HIM.

And I went, "Dude, that was FUCKING HOT."

*sigh*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. Gibbs is old man hot. I didn't even know a thing like that existed until I saw him on this.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

NCIS? SERIOUSLY? And you give me shit about Supernatural?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, please. Compared to SPN NCIS is Emmy worthy. Have you ever even watched NCIS? I've suffered through SPN, I can make a comparison. Admittedly I fell for it under the influence of heavy narcotics, but STILL.

[annadraper.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda new to your fic (started with the Olympic slash - LOVED IT), but it's all so damn good that I have gone on to read all of your GK and Southland stuff. I've never even seen either of those shows and have no desire to now, partly because I'm sure they couldn't live up to your fic. :)

Did you ever write any stuff for The Wire? Or know anyone who did? I'm sad that I have never been able to find any good Wire fic; either no one ever wrote for it or they've hidden it from me really well.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I can honestly say that GK and Southland far surpass anything I could ever write. I just add pron. As for The Wire, I've never seen anything, except for yuletide, but there's some good stuff.

[hypertwink.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you've read this already but I liked it:

< href="http://londondrowning.livejournal.com/69107.htm">I'm Just a Jealous Guy

Summary: Leonard McCoy is thirty-one and he’s too fucking old to be anybody’s jealous boyfriend.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I've read that! But thank you!

[lazulus]

I am happy to see you come out of the NCIS closet maybe now we'll get pointed to the good stuff - if there is any apart from what we've foudn already, that is!

There is some serious enabling going on in S77's LJ. I approve!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Exactly! So, we all win and isn't that great?! Also I want to do [edited for content] to your icon. Where did you get it. I needs one.

And yes, she is crumbling, now I just have to get her writing. That's always the hard part.

[sir-fluffsalot.livejournal.com]

De-lurking because hey--! I share your love for Gibbs and figured I could point out teh pron! :D

kelly_girl seems to have most of the stuff though; dang. I skimmed over it, but I may be double-reccing, anyways. DDD:

Basically you wanna read anything by blueraccoon, though I'm particularly fond of these two:

http://rebecca.compromisingpositions.net/ncis/standalones/setting.htm
http://rebecca.compromisingpositions.net/ncis/standalones/pettony.html

And then theeeeeese!!!!
http://gilascave.livejournal.com/93094.html
http://www.glitterati.talkoncorners.net/log/2008/11/08/ncis-snapshot-post-ep-for-agent-afloat/#more-502

Yaaaaaay NCIS! Also, peering through my Kirk/Bones, I see that indeed, most of them are angsty. EXCEPT FOR THIS WHICH IS JUST HOT HOT SMUT:
http://alichay.livejournal.com/51629.html

Ack I spam you with smut. Also, I fail at linking like whoa @_@. Apologies. (P.S. Hi--! I stop lurking now. How's is going?)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

This is AWESOME. Thank you!

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

Gibbs! With his suits that don't quite fit and that whole still waters run deep thing (jesusgod, I am such a sucker for that) and the smiles that are all in his eyes... And the badass. Oh, the badass. (And speaking of badass? Zeva. DAMN.) Plus, you know, Marines!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yes, my sentiments exactly.

[sundappled.livejournal.com]

Lipton and Bull are still friends? ♥ For the motherfucking WIN! Going on for ten years ... this makes me ridiculously happy. Well well, those happy few!

Everybody was in that series! There should be a map of crazy made linking all screen actors to Band of Brothers; it could so be done.

By the by, have you ever written anything in Band of Brothers? Because, you know, that would be awesome.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Lipton and Bull are still friends? ♥ For the motherfucking WIN! Going on for ten years ... this makes me ridiculously happy. Well well, those happy few!

Inorite! That really is the kind of thing that just makes you smile like an idiot. He's (Michael) also still friends with Dexter Fletcher (Martin) and this makes me smile like a derranged fool and I don't care. I can just imagine what filming BoB was like in terms of experience. I think that kind of endurance and shared experience makes fast friends.

And yes to the chart! I would totally do that, but then I'd probably get insanely sidetracked, because every fucking person known to man's in it. Which would require my commentary. And pictures. And possibly stick figure diagrams.

And no, never written for it. Didn't really see the need.

[bingeling]

I love that Michael Cudlitz's tweets are made of at least 70% periods. "Hmm, is 10 periods in a row enough? No better add 3 more........." ♥

Also, BoB is THE BEST! \o/

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Inorite!

[green-kiwis.livejournal.com]

Um, no Gibbs!porn, but still a hearty welcome to the NCIS fandom!
Really- when NCIS is at it's best, you get gems like Gibbs petting Tony in the middle of the bullpen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xpejTH8JkY), Tony pretending to be McGee's boyfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_5IR9PnNk), Abby interrupting a moment between Gibbs and Tony-right at the end (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvPDEvytMcs), Gibbs giving Tony a slap on the butt (season 6 finale, blink and you'll miss it).....
Also, THIS (not safe for work), posted by kaylashay81 My fandom sells... (http://kaylashay81.livejournal.com/104783.html#cutid1) Cause the props guys love us.

[athenejen]

Kitchen Confidentialllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. How I wish there was more of it.

NCIS makes me happy, too! And Kirk/McCoy.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

I was going to talk about my new found love and appreciation for all things NCIS. Really, can I get a Gibbs?

YOU HAVE JUST MADE ME THE HAPPIEST GIRL ON THE PLANET. I CANNOT STOP TALKING IN ALL CAPS, SO I WILL BE BACK LATER WITH RECS WHEN I CAN TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Baby, last week I posted 38,000 words of Southland. All I want now is a Gibbs*. BRING IT.


*Okay, naked or clothed, it's just the principle of the thing where I can read and not be thinking about writing.