Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

Re: A little late to the party, but ...

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

The not gay-ness can be a catalyst to realizing the gayness, you see!

I'm thinking maybe, off the top of my head, some situation where for some reason, Brad and Nate are sleeping head to toe. (even if it's just in a grave. not sure. Handwaving this part) and Brad totally thinks back to a little before he joins the corps, like, shortly before, after deciding but before going through.

And he's crashing at a friend's, and it's not even the friend he's in bed with, but another guy, a friend of a friend. (the one in bed with him is the asshole who stole his girlfriend, later). And then all of a sudden, he's like... oh. Crap. I'm bi. Which isn't a huge problem since I'm with my sweetheart and one day we'll get married but... okay, it's not a problem if I don't let it be.

And later, in a head to toe situation w/ Nate, he remembers. this. IDK.

I just want to nibble his toes

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I thought about Natalie. There's no way she gets embroiled in that mess.

I promise I will come back later and we will talk all you want and I will answer everything, but I'm taking your son right now to defile and you don't really want to stop me. Promise.

AHAHAHA! I wanna see mama!Fick deal gracefully with THAT one!

And just - ::flails:: This is retribution for talking about nipples, isn't it? ISN'T IT? I see what you're doing.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

The next time though, one of Brad's hands is there, cradling him, his damp fingers in Nate's hair.

See, it's these little details that kill me ded.

Nate almost laughs, but it comes out a sob and Brad finally stops mouthing at his nipples - sore and swollen and red and fuck, Nate's not going to be able to go shirtless anywhere - and rests his head on Nate's shoulder.

Christ on a cross, woman! That was - I don't even know what that was. I think I'm still in shock.

Re: A little late to the party, but ...

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

later, in a head to toe situation w/ Nate, he remembers. this.

And realizes it might. be. a problem. Hee!

I just want to nibble his toes

Well, they are RIGHT THERE.

Re: SINCE IT IS YOUR FAULT I AM STARING AT THEM ALL DAY ANYWAY

[elizaria.livejournal.com]

Coming back online after being offline for fucking weeks, 7 of them to be exact, and see this as one of the latest post on my flist - whohooo! Like someone just giftwrapped the internet :D

I love the humour you always give your characters. I don't see guyhumour in much fics aka I love your fics and also saw I have lots of Southland from you to read as well. Booyah.

Re: SINCE IT IS YOUR FAULT I AM STARING AT THEM ALL DAY ANYWAY

[sffan.livejournal.com]

That last line is GOLD. Pure gold.

Re: SINCE IT IS YOUR FAULT I AM STARING AT THEM ALL DAY ANYWAY

[sffan.livejournal.com]

Oh, this was so lovely. So very, very Brad.

Re: Hotass smirky Brad

[sffan.livejournal.com]

First? HOT. Second? Ray is made of awesome.

Re: This is not porn. It was supposed to be. I don't know what it is.

[sffan.livejournal.com]

Did it get hot in here? I think it just got REALLY hot in here.

Re: pushy, bitchy Nate

[sffan.livejournal.com]

0-DIRTY, DIRTY PORN!! in 90 seconds. That's got to be some kind of record. And also awesome.

Re: Let's see if I can actually achieve porn this time

[sffan.livejournal.com]

Nate's thoughts on Brad's breathing cracked me up. Awesome!

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sffan.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Just too awesome. Loved the dialogue in between the terrifically hot rutting.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[sffan.livejournal.com]

*falls over*

Re: A little late to the party, but ...

[elizaria.livejournal.com]

It's cheap to buy here in Sweden, but the versions I found are seriously lacking in subtitles or dubbing so if you wanna know what they say ... :(

Otherwise I'm sure I could buy it and ship it for you. The cost of a DVD isn't much postage wise.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[sffan.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Re: Let's see if I can actually achieve porn this time

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Whoooo! You know Ray was trying to convince them all that alien sperm is like viagra. And when everyone started getting all busy with each other he was all "SEE?!" and then Walt shoved his cock in Ray's mouth and everyone (who wasn't otherwise busy with their mouths) cheered because there actually *is* a way to make Ray stop talking!

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I appreciate that. Kidlet has a doctor appointment this AM and then I suppose I have to do that thing where I clean the house and act like a responsible adult, but I bet there will be porn too. That's just how I roll.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

But...but...Yeah, me too. Heee.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

The worst thing is that Nate's not sure he can wear a *shirt* over his nipples either. Brad's going to get some serious payback as soon as Nate's body remembers how to do things like move and breathe and think and stuff. Okay, maybe not that soon, but *soon*.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

They're *such* good boys.

Re: SINCE IT IS YOUR FAULT I AM STARING AT THEM ALL DAY ANYWAY

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Re: A little late to the party, but ...

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of a fan of knowing what is going on, but thank you! If I change my mind I'll let you know.

Re: A little late to the party, but ...

[elizaria.livejournal.com]

LoL yeah, I totally get that :D

Not many Swedish movies are made into international DVD's. If there is any subtitles at all there are usually only the Nordic/Scandinavian languages as choice. But there's been an international version of this one called Hundtricket - the movie but apparently it's been discontinued :(

(which you probably already knew)

If I change my mind I'll let you know.
:)

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You roll HARD.

okay, that was way funnier than I'd intended.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yurrrrrr.

no, really, I just. i died.