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Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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You can mix them and match them and then undress them for hot porns. \o/

ETA: I have Regina Spektor at home on the iTunes. Remind me later if no one has it for you. :D

Edited 2009-07-15 20:20 (UTC)

I've got Regina on my work computer. Uploading it now!

If I had a photo on here I'd ask for porn, but, alas, I'll just read everything else.

PEE ESS: LEVERAGE.

Sweat. Heat.

That's all he can taste as the sun bakes the earth around them. He's been sitting in these clothes, in this tin can for hours or days or weeks or months. He doesn't remember the last time he pissed. He doesn't remember the last time he ate something that didn't look like it might have been left by aliens. He doesn't remember anything.

He just feels and tastes. Feels the sweat slipping along his spine, slow and maddening. It's like Chinese water torture, a slow slither he can't quite get rid of and it makes him itch. Makes him sweat in other places. The back of his neck. The bend of his knees. The crook of his elbows. His balls and dick, slick with it like he's been fucking for hours and he's covered in spit or slick or juice and instead of relief it's like he's right at the edge and can't come.

He swallows the taste again and again. It's dry and hot and the kind of wet that can't quench a thirst. He feels like he's breathing flames instead of air and the smoke is going to turn his lungs to ash. He wants some kind of relief, but he doesn't know what will make this stop. He thinks about showers and rain. He thinks about naked skin and tongues. He thinks about everything and nothing, and it still doesn't stop.

Can't move. Can't breathe. Can't stop.

I will totally do this one. I just need someone to tell me RPS or Ocean's 11.

You're making me choose?! But then I realized I already knew which pic makes for a happier day, so I was like, cool beans, must go ul. AND THEN I SAW I ALREADY HAD!

Clearly my priorities are in order.

Number 2 & 3 have been making my head throb for days.

And every single time I see Ryan Gosling, I think of you. IT'S FUNNY.

"Get out of the hole, Brad."

Z, I'd like to remind you that you asked.

Also, proof! Stark's eyes are GREEN!

Edited 2009-07-15 23:43 (UTC)

Since you wanted Southland...

I have nothing of value to contribute, but just wanted to say ILU FOR THIS POST as I was having the lousiest day possible until now. GK PORN HEALS ALL, FOR TRUE. <333

...but I did it for a good cause?

Something along the lines of a college au where Nate's lost a bet? Dare? Obviously Brad's going to be the one that stumbles upon him. What he does with that? Well...

Also, I'm really loving the fact that I'm discovering GK just as there's this influx of awesome new fic. [Especially since I've pretty much devoured all the fic you and your ~~partners in crime~~ cohorts have written in about 2 days.]

You could totally have it be with the random dude in the foreground, or with Nate at some later date, or whomever. Just... his wtf look is priceless in this, imho. Plus, TOES. (It's a random cap I've got from Hundstrickt (or however you spell it), a Swedish film of his.

You know, this entire post has been a delightful thing to wake up to.

*hearts*

...so porn that! HA!

Shitty quality (I need to do a cap from the DVDs), but the LT keeps DOING THAT and it's distracting.

This is a preview clip from next week's Leverage: http://www.tnt.tv/dramavision/?cid=42574

Watch it!

There is a reason I am posting it here. I mean there's not actual porn in the clip, but you know that right after this, there was a whole lot of Parker/Hardison/Eliot happening.

Also, I am trying to expand the threads here it made my browser freeze. THE PORN HERE LITERALLY BROKE MY INTENET!

Please be telling me Ray's thoughts on this:

This comment section? This comment section is the comment section that other comment sections either wish they were or wish they could fuck. This comment section is the comment section that breaks furniture, puts dents in the walls, and makes other comment sections scream for their mamas on the regular. This comment section rocks so hard my ears are ringing, I have no voice left, and my left shoe -- among other things I won't go into so as not to incriminate myself -- is inexplicably missing.

In other words? ♥!

What I'm digging so much about all this, other than the hot porn, of course, is getting to see the brainstorming going on between all the writers. I love the finished product, but in the past I've read the posts where you guys mentioned bouncing ideas off of one another in private convos and thought how cool it would be to follow that process. Now I have, and that has been just as amazing as the porn. Thanks to all of you for letting the rest of us watch your genius at work!

...you know what? I'm aware that I'm kind of intruding, but I cannot resist, and this whole thread is so damn awesome that I am totally memming this bitch.

I think this may just be my favourite part of the internet ever :D

Also, Brad!tongue

Just wanted to say that this entire post is the most amazing thing ever.:D Not only the scorching hot porn, but the comments and the pictures. It's making my days a lot better.Thank you all.:)

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SINCE IT IS YOUR FAULT I AM STARING AT THEM ALL DAY ANYWAY

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This is not porn. It was supposed to be. I don't know what it is.

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still haven't found an acceptably large version, alas

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Hotass smirky Brad

pushy, bitchy Nate

idek about this one. but it's pretty