Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

[hackthis_archive]

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

Re: boys being totally innocent and hard-working and above-board

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Heee. I was just about to comment on those fingers.

Brad holds Nate by the wrist and rips the MRE open with his teeth. He turns Nate's hand over so it's palm up and squeezes the silver packet until two of Nate's fingers are covered with jalepeno and cheese. Nate's smiling but trying not to and he starts to lift his hand to his mouth when Brad's grip stops him.

Nate raises an eyebrow as Brad leans in and does it for Nate, taking both fingers into his mouth, sucking them hard and tight. Nate's cock jerks as Brad scrapes his teeth over them and then sucks again. Brad looks up at Nate and Nate groans, moving his fingers in a slow thrust, fucking Brad's mouth.

"Do you like that, Sergeant?" Nate whispers against Brad's ear. "Do you like me fucking your mouth?"

Re: boys being totally innocent and hard-working and above-board

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It should be noted how much I fucking *love* that picture.

let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Shitty quality (I need to do a cap from the DVDs), but the LT keeps DOING THAT and it's distracting.

Re: boys being totally innocent and hard-working and above-board

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Well do I know. I got your back, baybee!

Re: boys being totally innocent and hard-working and above-board

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding?! I am total hand bitch. If the fingers are puny, I'm not interested. Long, strong fingers, callused palms? I AM ALL OVER THAT SHIT! Brad's happy anytime the LT's pointing at anything and that one time when the LT's fingers brushed over the back of Brad's hand while they were looking at something on a map, Brad almost came in his pants. Might've gasped just that tiny tiny bit that nobody could hear that wasn't listening very hard for it.

Re: boys being totally innocent and hard-working and above-board

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What she said. I think Brad observes Nate's hands intently, when there's dirt under the nails, when his nails are jagged, the tiny cuts on his fingers that get coated with dirt. Brad wonders what it would be like to have Nate's hands on his hips, fingers digging in bruises as he pounds into Brad's ass. What it would be like to have Nate's fingers in his mouth, his tongue swirling over his fingerprints.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

This is a preview clip from next week's Leverage: http://www.tnt.tv/dramavision/?cid=42574

Watch it!

There is a reason I am posting it here. I mean there's not actual porn in the clip, but you know that right after this, there was a whole lot of Parker/Hardison/Eliot happening.

Also, I am trying to expand the threads here it made my browser freeze. THE PORN HERE LITERALLY BROKE MY INTENET!

Re: boys being totally innocent and hard-working and above-board

[dissident.livejournal.com]

Oooh, pretty picture that I don't recall seeing!

Is this a production still or a promo pic?

(And yes, someone please, please write about this one.)

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Tongue!

Seriously, I was going to elaborate on story ideas, but I'm stuck on Tongue!

I bet Brad has that problem too (not being stuck on Nate's tongue which is entirely different and not really a problem at all for Brad) but the whole not being able to think when Nate's tongue is out.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Nate's completely filthy, covered in dirt and sweat and who knows what else, but Brad can't seem to see any of that. All he can see is the hint of Nate's tongue sliding over his bottom lip. Nate does that when he concentrates - bites his lip, captures his tongue between his lips. It's distracting as fuck and one of these days, someone's going to have to school Nate on that shit. Combat effectiveness should not be compromised by how fucking much Brad wants to fuck his LT's mouth.

"Ought to be a petition." Mike Wynn's Texas drawl is accompanied by a thick spit onto the ground. "Send us through training on every fucking thing in this world except for the situations they decide to send us into and the ones on how to deal with a fucking LT that looks like an angel and has the mouth of a Saturday night whore."

"You...need to not say things like that, Gunny." It could be construed as simply talk amongst the men, schooling anyone who might be insubordinate or disrespectful. But from the grin on Gunny's face and the raise of his eyebrows, it's obvious he's not construing it that way.

"I mean every single commander I've had has been some grizzled old fuck like Sixta or some numb-brained fuckwad like Schwetje. Nowhere in BRC was there something about how not to jack off to the thought of your LT sinking on his knees and wrapping his lips around your dick."

"No. Seriously, Gunny."

"You telling me you ain't thought about it?" Mike's smile is somewhere between wicked and laviscious, not quite teasing. "You haven't though about the LT on his knees, that tongue moving over the head of your dick the way he licks his lips?" He grunts a soft sound of surprise. "Huh. Well, guess that makes you about the only one."

Brad blinks as Gunny walks away, no longer wondering about what he could do to Nate's mouth, what Nate's mouth could do to him. He's more concerned with how he's going to beat the shit out of the rest of Bravo Two and make it look like an accident.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He's more concerned with how he's going to beat the shit out of the rest of Bravo Two and make it look like an accident.

YES! I COULD SMELL WHAT THE ROCK WHAT YOU WERE COOKIN'! I'm a little stuck back on Nate's hands as it were. And then I was trying to explain to amberlynne how this thread was gold and began talking about somebody getting reamed with a gold dildo. IDEK. Maybe it's that dildo Brad got in Australia. Seems might ostentatious though. I think he'd be more of a black rubber kind of guy, Or one of those so-called diamond dildos. Do you think he'd tie Nate to the bed while he washed it. Talked over the sound of running water, because it'd been packed away for a long while and Brad wanted to get it all ready. Maybe warm it up just a little bit. And he can hear Nate rattling on the bed. Hear the handcuffs, because the thing about zip ties is getting those fuckers undone in a hurry doesn't really happen (Brad could find the fucking nail clippers). So, Brad kind of had to cut them free and then no more zip-ties.

Wow, I used to be such a nice girl.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

You're still nice. Just nice and diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Like Nate. *smiles beatifically* Angelic, just very slutty.

Come talk to me and tell me what you'd like me to write for you. I am thinking I need to talk more about Nate's hands, about the way Brad observes every little cut, every smudge, every stain. How sometimes he'll find the LT on his own and one hand'll be very dirty while the other is clean, like he wiped it off deliberately for some reason, Like a combat jack. And the only thing Brad wants more than to come upon Nate during a combat jack is to feel the LT's hands on his own cock. trufax.

I POSTED THIS IN MY JOURNAL BUT IT BARES REPEATING

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Gah. He is all dirty and baby faced and nnnnnnnnnnnnngh. *tackles him*

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[astoryandasong.livejournal.com]

I want to write one where they're carrying one of those fabled prototype 'gay bombs' a la 30 Rock and someone says something like 'trust this to be the only thing in the whole fucking platoon that works properly' idek

Re: I was aiming for something ~naughty~

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

I love this a ridiculous amount--the slightly messy hair, glasses, the domesticity of it all.

Also, kitty slippers! ♥

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[lazulus]

I am working my way through the threads and had to stop and say FINALLY, THANK FUCK!

\o/

Better now.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. I see I was causing people distress, but I clearly just needed to be convinced.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

This whole thread is such a plethora of guh, I'm not sure if I have anything left I want. Well, that's a lie, but, you know. You could always do that Nate getting pissed off at Brad during "Bomb in the Garden" for risking his life and being an idiot. There could be hands involved in that. Angry pointing and gesturing and stabbing Brad in the chest with them. Yes.

::uses Ioan icon, because he also has nice fingers::

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[lazulus]

*FLAILY HANDS*

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

He's more concerned with how he's going to beat the shit out of the rest of Bravo Two and make it look like an accident.

HAHAHAH! ILU BRAAAAAAAAAAAAD! You know he could do it, too, all "oops, did that building fall on everyone but myself and this here hotass LT? however did that happen!"

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[lazulus]

I thihnk we were very restrained. Possibly a tad TOO restrained! Only goes to show that a full-on assault was what was needed. :)

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You could always do that Nate getting pissed off at Brad during "Bomb in the Garden" for risking his life and being an idiot. There could be hands involved in that. Angry pointing and gesturing and stabbing Brad in the chest with them. Yes.

I wrote that! But you want more.

Fine. I will ponder.

*pokes Brad* C'mon, come talk to me. Shut about your chafing dick. You're the one who said I was ignoring him. That I never let him play like the other kids. And now you're complaining. Whatever, at least you don't have Nate's nipples -- it could be worse.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Fucking Recon Marines.

That could be taken so many different ways.