Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

Re: still haven't found an acceptably large version, alas

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

::sighs with relief::

There's still stuff, but there's *less* stuff. And more porn, which is totally a bonus.

Re: SINCE IT IS YOUR FAULT I AM STARING AT THEM ALL DAY ANYWAY

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to crack through a lot of prompts to get shosh to forgive me for being emo enough that people wrote me porn.

Oh, wait. She's getting porn out of the deal either way. I suddenly don't feel as bad. Hee.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

This is a post for everyone to be happy! Everyone should submit ideas for stuff they want and we will bend to their will.

EXACTLY!

Do I cost or am I free? ::ponders existential crap::

We all costs the same 33.33333333 cents. Or dollars. What's the Iraqi monetary denomination? We could be that. Because when you get things free you're really just paying a fraction of the original cost. Which is true, because we'd never churn out all this left to our own devices. Well, at least outside of email.

Shit! Betaing! Deadline! Oh, I do love working under the gun.

Re: still haven't found an acceptably large version, alas

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Sadly, poppet, there is always *stuff*, but if your load has lessened at all? Then that is a cause to rejoice. *nods* Betaing! Betaing! I really do multi-task.

Re: SINCE IT IS YOUR FAULT I AM STARING AT THEM ALL DAY ANYWAY

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

i was gonna say! It's not like this post isn't choking on porn. Wait, let me apply the Hemlich, I'd hate for anybody to die from porn. Although at least they'd die happy.

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

BRB!!!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Does that make me cheap?

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Depends on what the price of one is. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Only as cheap as L and I. So really you're gold money, baby!

Re: Let's see if I can actually achieve porn this time

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

There had been a canister. And a lecture about what would happened if they touched the canister. And how it was top secret and important, but no one had it was dangerous. And, really, giving marines something watch and then telling them not to touch it was like giving marines porn and telling them not to jack off. Some things were just inevitable.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! YES! THIS!


And then, suddenly, Nate was very, very happy. Not the type of peaceful happiness that made you want to lie back, stare at the sky, and contemplate world peace, but the kind that made you want to grab the nearest person, throw them to ground, and fuck them until neither of you could see straight.

You know, sometimes you can get this from the same substance! Just saying. What?

Nate would have never believed before this that someone could breathe in a way that would make you want to rip their clothes off, throw them to the ground, and then shove your cock down their throat, but that was clearly the way Brad was breathing right now) and it was really hard to think about anything else.

He obviosuly doesn't look in the mirror as much as he should. I knew it was bad when he reckoned Ray could be in charge.

I LOVE THIS AND DEMAND MORE OR LIVES WILL BE LOST!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! Good point! 'cept Z was talking about cents and I'm all, oh we MUST cost more than that.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Worth our weight in gold, I like the sound of that!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I said cents OR dollars. Jeez.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T HELP BEING DETAIL-ORIENTED!

(But then you said gold, so.)

Re: pushy, bitchy Nate

[logans-mom00.livejournal.com]

Wow, that would be amazing for 90 minutes, but seconds?!?! I am truly in awe.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Everybody's so touch! Jeez! Less touchy, more porn!

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

RS: http://www.mediafire.com/?jw4mmf3yygy

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

I've been absent! Basically all I do is work/work out/go out and drink and I haven't had cable so I've been out of fandom (plus I"m applying to grad school so I'm trying to stay away bit). It's a little bizarre. I still read my flist though. I've missed interacting!

Re: Let's see if I can actually achieve porn this time

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

really, giving marines something watch and then telling them not to touch it was like giving marines porn and telling them not to jack off. Some things were just inevitable.

AHAHAHA! ::falls over:: It's so true! And awesome! And awesomely true!

if they didn't have sex right now, Nate was going to die.

This is my favorite! Fuck or die, baybee!

::twirls:: So awesome. Yay sex pollen!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YAY! THANKS!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure porn requires *some* touchy.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I knew somebody was going to say that.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I was being vewy quiet! I feel this should be recognized!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I deliberately put that out there and you didn't take it. You disappoint me. I know you like cheap shots.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Oh, you wound me! They're very EXPENSIVE shots, I'll have you know.

Hey, so is it not kosher to write a sex pollen comment!porn thingy based in Q's 'verse? Or is that butting in? Hmm.