Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*looks down*

*scuffs toe*

I don't know what you mean.

...you know this is super early in the morning though, right? Brad's mad, probably because Nate slept with a girl. They agreed that it was okay but that doesn't mean that Brad has to like it. And Nate... I think Brad kind of has a moment during morning sex and then Nate's outside and Nate's like....!!! They hell just happened. He's halfhard, it's like 6am and he's naked in Brad's backyard. And he's all, BRAD! BRAD! If I get arrested, they're going to call my mom! Do you want to deal with my mom?! So, Brad has a moment and then he throws his sister's guitar out the window. And he's all, here, close enough! And Nate's like, seriously? Are you seriously doing this? You weren't this bad when I was dating Natalie, which is obviously the very wrong thing to say.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

If only we had some basis for comparison. I mean, where was the shirtless Nate in GK?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

*cough* (http://men.mojblog.rs/permalink.aspx?id=135616)

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

WOW. This lends a lot of credibility to Brad's obsession with Nate's ass. No doubt.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

Haha, of course. XD

It's a real shame we don't see it more often.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

Clearly, my work is done.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[shoshannagold.livejournal.com]

Oh, God. I don't know how I missed that. Thank you!

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Apprently right now, I can only porn by accident, or if I'm like not looking at it directly.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[shoshannagold.livejournal.com]

I don't know which part of that kills me dead more, the hilarity of it, or the hotness of jealous!Brad. Why the hell does Nate think that it's ever going to be a good idea to talk about that?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Jealous!Brad leads to Nate getting pinned to something and pounded into behind in the roughest sex they've yet had, being reminded very *vividly* exactly who he belongs to and always will. And always has, even if he didn't know it yet.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[shoshannagold.livejournal.com]

I think he might get pinned to the pool chair, in this instance. Also, they're going to drown his sister's guitar, and she's going to be pissed. Not that she would have ever touched it again, herself, after Nate become so intimately acquainted with it.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

It could be an epic AU because the effects wouldn't disappear after the sex and Brad and Nate would have to go the run so that the government didn't do experiments on them. And they would run around the world trying to find a cure and having lots of sex in random places (and also they would get themselves into trouble because they would want to test out how exactly things worked like how long could they go without sex? what sort of sex was the best? how far apart could they be from each other? Does phone sex help at all? What about sex toys? The idea of sex with other people would be mentioned once, but not for long, and not ever again, and they would also be politely asked never to come back to that hotel again after the whole thing with the broken bed and all the noises they were making).

Ray's take on the whole thing would be: "How can be people be sure that they are actually infected with something and not just ridiculously horny, kinky fucks?" But he would help them. And mock them. But mostly help them.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

See, I think the key here is that it wore off after like a week or something, so really this is just all them. Do they rob banks? Wot?

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well obviously. I think Brad's trying to come to terms with it himself and Nate's all but you said it was okay, and Brad's like obviously I LIED! WTF NATE! And then Nate's mad, because in some way he only did it, because he thought Brad was doing it with whores -- Brad's just back from his first trip to South East Asia and -- that leads to a whole new set of issues with Nate fucking Brad on the steps that lead up to the bedrooms, and Brad's scrabbling at the carpeting, pulling out tufts. And some voice in the back of Brad's head is like your mom is going to kick your ass for fucking up her carpeting, but Brad can't really think about that's because Nate's tongue is so far up his ass, his eyes are crossed and he's getting carpet burn on his dick from rubbing against the steps.

Re: I was aiming for something ~naughty~

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

(oops, i thought i'd replied to this!)

There is much mockery and hiding of the slippers, which conveniently gets Nate to bend over a lot.

I approve of such utilization ;)

hee, I feel like I'd be spamming Z's post, but anyone who sees it is free to write something for it!

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

See, I think the key here is that it wore off after like a week or something, so really this is just all them.
Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. I love the idea of a story with the moral: And it turns out that they were just kinky, horny fucks all along.

Re: I was aiming for something ~naughty~

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

SPAM! Share the beautiful art! There is always room for your mad skillz in my land. :D

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Best. Moral. Ever.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

::smooches:: You know you love me.

And Nate! And Brad! Of course Nate's embarrassed by his voice. He already gets enough shit for being all pretty. People find out he can sing, too, and it's like slicing off his balls. But Brad knows because Brad knows everything and also, Nate can share this stuff with Brad. 'Cause it's Brad.

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Officers have to been dignified! There is no semi-nudity! (For shame!)

Re: totally pushing the boundaries of SFW-ness

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Brad's trying to come to terms with it himself and Nate's all but you said it was okay, and Brad's like obviously I LIED! WTF NATE! And then Nate's mad, because in some way he only did it, because he thought Brad was doing it with whores

Oh, boys! They never stop being stupid! Why do I love them so?!

Brad can't really think about that's because Nate's tongue is so far up his ass, his eyes are crossed and he's getting carpet burn on his dick from rubbing against the steps.

Um, CHRIST. And you were all boggling that I asked about Stark's nipples?!

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I second the BEST MORAL EVER!

I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Brad's trying to come to terms with it himself and Nate's all but you said it was okay, and Brad's like obviously I LIED! WTF NATE! And then Nate's mad, because in some way he only did it, because he thought Brad was doing it with whores

She was a pretty girl. Really. From Nate's Classical Greece seminar. Mixed-race. Curly hair. Mouth like a sailor, but she was tremendous in bed. She just wasn't Brad, and it was good, but afterwards Nate got up and got dressed, grabbed his homework and headed on home. He wasn't ashamed, didn't feel like he'd done anything wrong... he just, he wasn't sure it was what he'd wanted in the first place. But he didn't want to *un*evolve. Didn't want Brad moving ahead without him, and it was hard that first year, super hard, because he'd never been without Brad for that long. Yeah, there'd been those two months, but it was nothing like the six months between when Brad went off to Pendleton and Nate had that whole summer in his own, and then school started and Brad was all in training, and he was lonely and this Christina was there... he didn't see Brad for another three months after that, it was his winter break, and then he gets locked out the fucking house for being honest. I mean really.

Um, CHRIST. And you were all boggling that I asked about Stark's nipples?!

Brad's obsessed with Nate's nipples.

It's... not something Nate's ever really experienced before. When they were in Iraq, in theatre, Brad used to drive him crazy talking about his mouth, about all the things he wanted to do to Nate's mouth, that he wanted to do *with* Nate's mouth.

All the ways he wanted Nate's lips around his cock, Nate's tongue up his ass, the way he wanted Nate to eat his ass until Brad could come without being touched at all. And it was infuriating and frustrating, and so insanely hot that Nate would have to walk away just to clear his head. The stupidity was bad, but the frustration nearly killed him. And then they got stateside, and there were showers and other things, and Nate didn't really think anything of it. Officers didn't go shirtless. It wasn't... it was frowned upon.

And then Nate decided to leave the Corps and Brad... he took it well all things considered. He was practical about it. Nate would be gone, but now they could finally -- finally fuck.

But now, now Nate's straddling Brad's lap, naked, and Brad's just keeps flicking his tongue over Nate's right nipple, getting it hard, worrying it with his teeth until Nate can't stop squirming and yanking at Brad's hair and then he laves the pain away with his tongue. Sucks wetly, hard, until Nate's sure he's going to bruise. Until Nate's nipples feel swollen and raw, and then he goes to the other nipple and does it all over again.

And Nate... Nate's hard and leaking, and Brad's murmuring against Nate's chest, talking about how pink Nate's nipples are, about how sore Nate probably is. Or maybe that's Nate saying that, he feels raw.

And then Brad's dumping him on his back, looming over him, cock leaving wet streaks on the inside of Nate's thigh. He leans in, kisses Nate roughly, and when Nate moans, Brad presses his chest against Nate's, and Nate's nipples ache all over again.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

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Nate thrusts up, moaning when Brad pulls his mouth away, licks his way down Nate's chest, swirling his tongue around each sore little nub before taking Nate's cock in his mouth. And it's perfect and hot and filthy just the way Nate hoped all those months they've waited.

Nate's hands scratch at Brad's scalp, he sets his feet on the mattress, fucks into Brad's mouth. Sucks on Brad's fingers when they ghost over his lips, and then Brad's fingers are on his nipples again, twisting them like TV dials, when they aren't anything alike, but it doesn't matter, because Brad's tongue is laving the slit of Nate's cock and his fingers are all over Nate's nipples and Brad has very much tuned Nate into the Brad Colbert Channel.

When Nate comes, he feels the heat spiraling everywhere, the gorgeous ache spreading through his chest. Brad lifts his head, strands of spit and spunk stretching between Nate's cock and his mouth.

He licks his lips, thumbs Nate's nipples again and Nate grunts. "You do know these aren't tits, right?" Nate gasps.

Brad smirks. "You complaining?"

Nate laughs, head back. "No, not even."

A little late to the party, but ...

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

You could totally have it be with the random dude in the foreground, or with Nate at some later date, or whomever. Just... his wtf look is priceless in this, imho. Plus, TOES. (It's a random cap I've got from Hundstrickt (or however you spell it), a Swedish film of his.