Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

[hackthis_archive]

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[lazulus]

I was going to type that you are obviously on crack. But that's taken as read, yes? It may not be porn but it's still pretty damn awesome!

I appear to have a disturbing number of Brad icons.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

He wasn't ashamed, didn't feel like he'd done anything wrong... he just, he wasn't sure it was what he'd wanted in the first place. But he didn't want to *un*evolve. Didn't want Brad moving ahead without him

::sniffs:: That is the saddest thing I've read all day. It's like - he's trying to anticipate what Brad wants, how Brad will change, and in trying to mold himself the same way he mucks it all up. Oh, BOYS.

Officers didn't go shirtless. It wasn't... it was frowned upon.

Your Nate!voice is BRILLIANCE. Just...yes.

Brad's tongue is laving the slit of Nate's cock and his fingers are all over Nate's nipples and Brad has very much tuned Nate into the Brad Colbert Channel.

::stares::

Right. Yes. Ahem. Coherent thought, I can do that.

OMGSOMUCHLOVEFLAILS!

Ya know, I think I need HQ images from this movie because obviously what's required here are icons of wee!Stark's nipples. I'm just saying.

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Okay, if that icon didn't show his pants, I'd be convinced he was taking a picture of his cock.

Which...um, may tie into some porn I've got coming up. Hee.

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OH, YAY! More porn! This calls for more porn!

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I have to do a remix pinch hit by Friday. But I'll see what I can crank out. You can multi-task, I can multi-task, right?

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am here with sparklers and Rippled Fuel to help you any way I can. *nods a lot*

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

::sniffs:: That is the saddest thing I've read all day. It's like - he's trying to anticipate what Brad wants, how Brad will change, and in trying to mold himself the same way he mucks it all up. Oh, BOYS.

Yeah, that was a bit of a rough patch. Because then Brad kind of felt compelled to do the whore thing. I mean he wanted to, it was libo, he was insanely horny. It wasn't like he could call Nate and get phone sex -- actually, he tried to call Nate, but dialing from Australia to New Hampshire during the college year is rough and then he got Nate's roommate instead of Nate. People get frustrated and act stupid. Nate did it. Brad did it too. But they worked through it. Mostly because they both came home two days early without telling their parents, holed up at the Marriott where they went after prom and fucked for two days straight. It helped. A lot.


Officers didn't go shirtless. It wasn't... it was frowned upon.

Your Nate!voice is BRILLIANCE. Just...yes.

That was your idea baby, I just threw it in there. I am adaptable like that ;-)

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

they both came home two days early without telling their parents, holed up at the Marriott where they went after prom and fucked for two days straight. It helped. A lot.

As today has shown us, porn helps make the world go 'round. And be a happier place.

That was your idea baby, I just threw it in there. I am adaptable like that ;-)

'Tis impressive! You take the idea and infuse it with, like, societal norms and Nate wanting to Do the Proper Thing and all in how he phrases it in his head and I just - ::hearts::

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Even worse was the night that Nate got really drunk and called Natalie and, you know, Ray enlisted too, so she was alone and he was alone and it was really, really tempting, because she *got* it and understood. It would have been so easy though, and that's what stopped him, because he didn't want easy, he didn't want it to fall into place. He wanted to have to work for it, have to want it really badly to make it all come together.

He never quite told Brad about that time, and he thinks it's probably the only secret he really has from Brad. Though, knowing his luck, Natalie told Ray and Brad knows and he's just *waiting* for Nate to confess.

(DO NOT SUPPLY WITH ME WITH EMO POSSIBILITIES. HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?)

Brad likes it when Nate's on his back on the bed and Brad's scratching and pinching at one nipple with his hand and his tongue is flicking over the other and Nate's arched up off the bed and making those gasping, desperate noises, his cock leaking against Brad's forearm and when Brad's teeth scrape the one nipple, it's a close thing that Nate doesn't come just from that.

[lazulus]

You know, this entire post has been a delightful thing to wake up to.

*hearts*

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Natalie wouldn't have done it. It wouldn't be worth it for either one of them. Ray would've been crushed, Brad would've been murderous and Nate... Natalie does not need anymore emo!Nate in her life. She loves him, just not enough to sleep with him. Plus, she's not afraid of Brad, but she's seen how Brad is around Nate. They're not rational about each other and irrational men are always something to be avoided.

WRT to Nate's nipples, I think Brad has this dream about Nate tied up and ice cubes and when he gets home from his second tour on one of the carriers, it's all he can think about. He's home like three minutes before he's at Nate's house and Mrs. Fick wants to talk to him and Brad's like, "I promise I will come back later and we will talk all you want and I will answer everything, but I'm taking your son right now to defile and you don't really want to stop me. Promise. And back to the Marriott it is... and while Nate's disrobing, Brad's at the ice machine. He comes back in the room, Nate's hard as marble just with the anticipation, and Brad drops most of the ice on the floor, because he's been waiting, and he's only patient, because he has to be, I think that's something people don't quite get. If he has to be patient, he's like a monk, but Nate, naked and waiting? Instant gratifcation o-rama. By the time Brad's satisfied and Nate's fucked out, most of the ice is melted, but there are a few cubes in the bottom of the bucket and Brad brings it over, sets it by Nate's shoulder, straddles him and started rubbing Nate's nipples with one dripping cube after another. And it's cruel and perfect. The water melting all over Nate's chest, the way he writhes underneath Bead, completely overstimulated but unable to stop begging....

Re: A little late to the party, but ...

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Sleeping head-to-toe? Rilly? 'Cause that totally makes it NOT GAY! ::loves::

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[lazulus]

Ahahahahaha!

I love how you think. And Brad is obviously the klind of guy who would take photos of his cock.

And yaye to the porn! \o/

Re: Not porn. Sorry :(

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

He really is.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

"Fu...Br...Je..." Nate's not capable of full words, much less complete sentences. His body is tight as a steel cord and his cock is impossibly hard again and he's right on the edge where pleasure becomes pain. His whole body is beaded with goose bumps and shimmering with the sweat of restraint where the water hasn't melted on his skin. His head is thrown back and his throat feels thick with the words he can't quite get out cutting off his air.

Brad's ass is against Nate's cock and Nate's hips keep rolling upward, stroking against the hard flesh, rubbing against the crease of Brad's ass. They're both covered in lube and come and it's pretty clear that they're goign to have to find a new hotel once the Marriott sees the mess they've made, but Nate doesn't give a fuck about that or anything else right now, not now that Brad's just got a sliver of ice left and it hurts, the cold like a dagger into Nate's chest.

"F...fu..." He bucks his hips harder and Brad catches himself, unwilling to be deterred from the task at hand. Nate keeps trying for control, but he can't do anything but raise his head and then slam it back onto the pillow. His fingers rake long red streaks down Brad's thighs and Nate moans at the sight of the marks on Brad's skin.

"Keep it up and I'm going to have to restrain you." Brad's voice is level, but it's not quite right, fragile with want and that strange awe he gets when he stares down at Nate, when he watches Nate respond to him. "Have some zip ties in my bag."

Nate jerks hard, cock slapping at Brad's ass. "Pl..."

Brad leans forward, his cool, wet hands brushing Nate's upper arms before he sets them on the bed and shifts his weight, his ass lifting as he bows his head and takes one of Nate's nipples in his mouth, soothing the frozen cold with the heat of his mouth. Nate's body spasms from the extreme and he slams his head back again, the loud thump of it against the wooden headboard doing nothing to stop Brad's mouth.

"Ohgodohgodohgod," Nate can't count them as words, because he doesn't actually form them. They spring to his lips and fall out into the air conditioned room completely of their own free will. His cock is brushing against Brad's balls and he wants to just thrust up and penetrate the swollen flesh of Brad's ass, wants to fuck him through the intense play of sensation sparking like needle pricks through his skin. His head slams back again and he hears the headboard, the whole bed feeling like it's moving with him. The next time though, one of Brad's hands is there, cradling him, his damp fingers in Nate's hair.

Brad murmurs against Nate's chest, not stopping the licking and sucking and biting and Nate's over the edge, free-falling, heels and shoulders the only things on the bed despite Brad's weight on top of him. He feels the sweat and heat of Brad's balls against the tip of his cock as he comes and groans as Brad shifts back and catches his spunk between them, writhing on top of him like a lap dance in some coming-of-age movie. Nate almost laughs, but it comes out a sob and Brad finally stops mouthing at his nipples - sore and swollen and red and fuck, Nate's not going to be able to go shirtless anywhere - and rests his head on Nate's shoulder.

"'s so fucking funny?" Brad's words are slurred, his mouth bitten and swollen and well-fucked.

Nate shakes his head, not to deny him an answer, but because he can't remember how to form words. After a moment, he exhales and shakes his head again. "You're a hooker with a heart of gold."

"Is that what I am?"

"Mmm." Nate opens his eyes, not actually aware that they'd fallen shut, and looks at Brad as he moves. "Where're you going?"

Brad kneels beside Nate and leans in, his tongue slipping past his lips and sliding along Nate's abdomen, licking up come and fuck knows what else. "If 'm a hooker, you'd better get your money's worth."

Re: A little late to the party, but ...

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I *want* that movie. ::makes grabby hands::

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Porn Flakes! It's what's for breakfast!

[lazulus]

Hahaha. You're adorable.

What's funny for me is that people are still commenting, and I keep thinking, 'shouldn't they be in bed?' ;)

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It's not even midnight on the west coast...well, not for another six minutes!

[lazulus]

Very true. I never know which TZ everyone is in anad get a tad confused. It's always weird to be about to go to work when everyone else is either in or about to go to bed. :)

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Dude, I was going to go to bed and then it sounded like there was more porn over here and, for serious, wow! Can this happen every day?

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I've found that half the time the TZs don't matter, because half of fandom seems to consist of people who have the wackiest schedules in the world.

Re: I can't believe this didn't fit in one comment!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Sleep. I am supposed to sleeping, not thinking about the kinky sex creative people like Brad and Nate could be having.

[lazulus]

Yes, and a few years ago I was one of them. These days I need my beauty sleep. ;)

And on that note I am off to work!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

And I am off to bed! Have a good day!