hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-07-15 12:54 pm

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT PHOTO!!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the stupid shades that irritate Eliot the most. Actually, the fact that Hardison wears them inside is what irritated Eliot the most.

"You're not cool enugh to wear those," he protests when they're in the kitchen getting another bag of pretzels. There's a Epitafios marathon on HBO and Hardison is all about his Argentinan crime soap opera

Hardison lowers the shades on his nose a fraction, looking at Eliot from over the tops. "Don't hate the player, hate the game."

Eliot just hoots. "You ain't a player -- and you have no game."

"You sure about? Because you thought I had mad game when I had your dick in my mouth--"

"Whoa!" Eliot interrupts. "Too much information."

Hardison shrugs and pushes the sunglasses back up his nose. "Us fucking is too much information. I see," he says, walking away with the pretzels.

"I didn't say that was too much information," Eliot protests loudly.

Hardison pauses in the kitchen doorway. "I was gonna wear these the next time we have sex so you can see yourself in them, since I know how much you like looking at your face, but never mind that."

"You were gonna what?" Eliot sputters.

"Never mind that now," Hardison says breezily. "My and my pretzels are gonna go watch some serial killers on TV. You and your hand have a nice night now, you hear?"

"That's not funny," Eliot calls after Hardison's gone.

Silence.

"That's seriously not funny!" he repeats.

More silence.

"Fine! You can wear the damn sunglasses!"

Hardison's head pops back around the door. "I win."


Re: HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT PHOTO!!

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY! YAY! YAY! And I love the idea that Hardison is far more kinky than Eliot because he totally is.

Re: HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT PHOTO!!

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He wins! AHAHAHA!

LOVE!

Re: HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT PHOTO!!

[identity profile] sffan.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
No, YOU win. That was fabulous. Perfect voices.

Re: HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT PHOTO!!

[identity profile] roga.livejournal.com 2009-07-24 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee! Awesome :-)