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hackthis_archive) wrote2009-07-15 12:54 pm
hackthis_archive) wrote2009-07-15 12:54 pm
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Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.
1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.
2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!
3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...
4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!
5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.
6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.
6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.
7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.
If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!
Mostly I'm just trying to make![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.
2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!
3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...
4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!
5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.
6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.
6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.
7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.
If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!
Mostly I'm just trying to make
romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.
Re: This is not porn. It was supposed to be. I don't know what it is.
"You're going to put it in when you're done," Brad says. "Going to slide that plastic butt plug in and then you're going to go back to your seat and you're going to wait for me. Gonna wait to land, wait through customs. You're going to be standing before the finest police the UK has to offer at Heathrow and you're going to be hard and thinking of nothing but the slick, thick plug up your ass and how badly you want me to take it out."
Nate's hand quickens on his cock. "Fuck, Brad."
"Maybe," Brad says. "Maybe after I come and get you from the airport I'll bring to back to Brian's shithole in Kilburn. Or maybe I've got something else in mind. Maybe we'll come down to Fleet Street, walk around, go to the pub, and you can spend all afternoon thinking about me fucking you. About how stretched you are. How all you want is to come. You gonna come in your pants for me?"
Nate's so close. So very close. When he says Brad's name it's more of a whine than anything else.
"You know," Brad says conversationally. "Brian's flat is on the top floor. Nobody else around. Maybe I'll bring you back here, take you all the way upstairs, and then not let you in. Maybe I'll just shove my hand down your pants, pull out that plug and finger your perfect ass. You'd like that wouldn't you? Feel my fingers up your ass, two, three. Slick, fucking you harder and harder. And you'd take it. Take it all. Make that little sobbing noise that you make when I want you in public. Listen to you try not to wake the rest of the house."
Nate gasps, coming hard in his fist, his sweatpants sticking to the back of his hand.
"Sound like a plan?" Nate can hear the smile in Brad's voice.
Nate pulls his hand out of his pants, wipes it on the thigh. "Yeah, sounds like a plan."
"My time's run out," Brad says. "I'll see you --."
The phone goes dead and Nate shakes his head, looks down at his defiled hand. "Thank God."
Re: This is not porn. It was supposed to be. I don't know what it is.
Poor Nate. That's a damn long flight to have a hard on for. Of course, if he's smart (and he is, oh, he is!) he'll just start talking dirty to Brad when he lands and gets through customs and Brad's not going to be able to wait too long.
::sighs happily::
Re: This is not porn. It was supposed to be. I don't know what it is.
Re: This is not porn. It was supposed to be. I don't know what it is.
Brad is a devious fucker and it'd be totally appalling if it didn't lead to such fabulous orgasms. Also, my thought? He totally sent him a remote controlled vibrating butt plug, without bothering to tell Nate, and will turn it on when Nate's least expecting it. And then he'll make Nate beg.
Re: This is not porn. It was supposed to be. I don't know what it is.