Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

SON OF A BITCH!! WRITE IT NOW!

Not porn. Sorry :(

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Clearly Matt was a nice country boy who had been lured into the city my the promise of opportunity, and in theory, being advisor to crown prince (Matt was just supposed to call him Brad. It was the first thing the prince had said to him. He'd had given Matt a sleazy smile, shook his hand, and said, "Hi. Yes, it's true that I'm the crown price, and I can have you killed at any moment if you displease me, and you are legally required to cater to my every whim, but I'm really not one for formality, so just call me Brad) meant that he had succeeded beyond his wildest expectations.

However, what the job ended up entailing was tying the stupid crown prince's shoes and making sure he didn't injure himself. The only thing that made the job bearable was George. If he listend to court gossip, which he didn't, except when he was really, really bored, George and the crown prince used to have some sort of thing that endly badly. Matt had trouble believing this because George was awesome and capable of tying on his shoes, but most people agreeed that there had definitely been a thing, and then there wasn't a thing, and no one was talking about it. The story that was currently the most popular was that Brad had cheated on George with some visiting princess, and George had poisoned Brad with lead (thus explaining Brad's trouble with the concept of shoe laces and also the drooling) and then felt guilty about the whole thing, so stuck around advising Brad as his penance.

Matt told George about that story and George had laughed for an hour straight. He didn't deny the story, though.

Brad's brilliant idea for the future of the country was marijuana crops. It wasn't a bad idea, but their climate was exactly the wrong type, and their soil was all wrong. Matt had suggested mushrooms, but Brad had glared at him and told him that mushrooms just weren't sexy. He then ordered them to research climate changing machines and soil importing.

When George got drunk he would tell Matt that he stuck around because he was planning a Coup. He was just waiting for Brad to become King do it. He promised that when he became King, Matt could be his Queen. Matt laughed when he said that, but he had a feeling George was actually being serious. Small town boy goes to big city and becomes Queen did have a nice ring to it. He would never have to tie another shoelace again.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

George had poisoned Brad with lead (thus explaining Brad's trouble with the concept of shoe laces and also the drooling) and then felt guilty about the whole thing, so stuck around advising Brad as his penance.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

::dies of love::

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Matt told George about that story and George had laughed for an hour straight. He didn't deny the story, though.

AHAHAHA! You win everything!

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[lazulus]

I was going to type that you are obviously on crack. But that's taken as read, yes? It may not be porn but it's still pretty damn awesome!

I appear to have a disturbing number of Brad icons.

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Okay, if that icon didn't show his pants, I'd be convinced he was taking a picture of his cock.

Which...um, may tie into some porn I've got coming up. Hee.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OH, YAY! More porn! This calls for more porn!

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I have to do a remix pinch hit by Friday. But I'll see what I can crank out. You can multi-task, I can multi-task, right?

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am here with sparklers and Rippled Fuel to help you any way I can. *nods a lot*

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I appreciate that. Kidlet has a doctor appointment this AM and then I suppose I have to do that thing where I clean the house and act like a responsible adult, but I bet there will be porn too. That's just how I roll.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You roll HARD.

okay, that was way funnier than I'd intended.

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Hee. I need caffeine. Pass the Ripped Fuel.

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[lazulus]

Ahahahahaha!

I love how you think. And Brad is obviously the klind of guy who would take photos of his cock.

And yaye to the porn! \o/

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

He really is.

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[euterpre.livejournal.com]

If you look at it right, he actually is.

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

i was going to say that you can never have too many brad icons because I was thinking of Brad Colbert, but I think you are talking about the other Brad in which case, you CAN have too many Brad icons. And now I'm all confused.

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[lazulus]

I would not be disturbed if they were Colbert icons!

Actually, on checking I find that I only have two Brad P. icons which is probably still too many. ;)

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Heee. I did the same thing! And then I realized that my comment about Brad taking a picture of his dick would actually probably apply to both of them, so I just let it stand.

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

And now I am having happy flashbacks to the whole War photographer discussion from a bit ago. And Brad Colbert would take pictures of dick and Ray would call him pervert, and Brad would be all, "No when you take pictures of your dick its sick and perverted, when I do it, it's art."

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

"No when you take pictures of your dick its sick and perverted, when I do it, it's art."

AHAHAHAHA! There is artistic integrity to his dick-shots! ::dies::

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Nate could totally vouch for the artistic qualities of Brad's dick.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

There's ths black and white photo that Brad has of Nate. It's worn. Folded. Brad carries it inside his shoe. If he loses a foot in Iraq he's fucked anyway and then it won't quite matter. But he keeps it as sort of a talisman. You can't spend all this time in the Middle East and not have a few good luck charms.

The photo even has that white border that you only get in old school photos. Brad made it when he realized that the only way he was going to get this negative off of the film was if he developed it himself. So, he bribed one of his Iraqi friends to let him borrow his darkroom for an hour so he could do just that.

It's a gorgeous photo. Brad doesn't mind tooting his own horn -- entendre intended -- but he's not the one who made this photo what it is. Nate did. Nate naked and asleep with the sheet just barely covering his hip.

What makes this photo great is the way Nate's lying on his stomach, the way the sheet hugs the curve of his ass, promising so much more. What makes this photo Brad's favorite is the bandage on Nate's forearm and the ones on his back.

Brad took this photo the morning after their first night together. The morning after Nate almost got blown up by a roadside bomb.

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[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooohmygod. Brad after Nate almost died would be a beautifully heartbreaking dangerous thing.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Brad took this photo the morning after their first night together. The morning after Nate almost got blown up by a roadside bomb.

DUDE! That's amazing. Is this is war photographers? Because yeah, Brad would be rilly pissed if he didn't get to have Nate before they died. That'd suck. There's no justice in that world.

::loves::