hackthis_archive | Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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Brad's supposed to be doing something right now. Something involving something technical. Possibly something live saving. He doesn't really know. Doesn't much care. The LT's talking to Wynn about 20 yards away. Brad doesn't know what it is. He could probably guess if he wanted to, but with the way the LT's bent over the hood of his Humvee, with the way his ass looks in his MOPP suit, Brad's got much more important things on his mind. Like the way the LT's ass is going to look naked. The way he's going to feel when Brad's got two fingers in side of him, three, the way Brad's going to eat his ass and lick him open until the LT's just this sobbing mess of Marine and Ivy League cocksucker that will do anything Brad says. Yeah, the LT's good at taking orders. At least with Brad he'll like what he's doing.

Open now.

Suck here.

Lick this.

Suck your spunk off my fingers.

Bend over so I can fuck you with this 12 inch dildo that I picked up on libo in Australia.

Yeah, Brad can just see the LT stretched around the dildo now. The flush in his face, the way he's going to gasp for air, the desperate way he's doing to moan when Brad refuses to let him come.

Brad would bet his combat pay that the LT naked and sweaty and covered in his come is going to be a thing of beauty and a joy forever as his mom used to say.

Person interrupts Brad's thoughts. "What the fuck are you so happy about? Somebody come along and suck your cock while I was dealing with Casey Kasem's bullshit, because Brad, I gotta tell you, I can't believe you didn't let your pal Ray-Ray get some too."

Brad smirks, and right on cue, the LT stands up. He looks around as though he just knows somebody's watching him. Brad glances over at Ray and smiles broadly. "If you want to fuck your mom, that's your business, but she said I was plenty."

Edited 2009-07-15 23:40 (UTC)

One... OH MY GOD...hot!!!
Two... RAY!!!
Three... I am supposed to be working now. Oh well.

Just...GUH.

Brad would bet his combat pay that the LT naked and sweaty and covered in his come is going to be a thing of beauty and a joy forever as his mom used to say.

::is dead::

NNNNNNNNNNNGH!

I'm sure I had coherency at one point, but then I lost it and I almost had it back and then Ray and Brad made me choke on it. Yay!

That was totally a compliment, btw.

First? HOT. Second? Ray is made of awesome.

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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