hackthis_archive | Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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I am actually seriously under the deadline gun and am thusly only giving myself about 90 seconds to reply to this prompt.

It's simmering under the surface.

Nate can smell in the air when they get back to the cigarette factor. Brad's anger is acrid. It smells like sulfer and dirt, like bombs in gardens. Like hospitals and the smell of sterilization when they make you put on a mask to go visit someone who's dying.

Nate did that when his grandmother was in the hospital and fuck Brad if he thinks Nate's going to do that again.

Nate has never wandered off in his life. He takes the stairs up six flights. Steps even and sure. His steps are hollow except for a very very slight echo.

Brad said he would follow him anywhere.

And now they're here, on the sixth floor of a cigarette factory, and Nate's hand is on the knob of a door at the very end of three lefts and a right. Brad's the one who pushes Nate through the door.

"What the fuck was that?" Nate snaps, turning on his Team Leader.

"Sir," Brad says, fingers curling around Nate's vest and yanking him close. "All due respect, you ever stop me saving somebody's life again and I'm taking yours."

Nate kisses Brad fiercely. Doesn't really kiss him, just bites at his mouth, sucks on his tongue, tastes the blood from Brad's split lip. When he pulls away there's blood smeared below Brad's lip and his eyes are bright and full of want. "Sergeant, you ever do stupid shit like that again, and I'll put a bullet in you myself."

Brad's eyes widen just that fraction and then his mouth is on Nate's again, sharp and angry, his hands yanking at Nate's pants, trying to get a hand on Nate's cock.

"Fucking officers, don't know jackshit," Brad says, jerking Nate off viciously. It's too hard and his hand is rough, Nate's going to be in pain later.

Nate tightens his grip on Brad's shoulders, thrusts into his hand and whispers in his ear. "When we get stateside I'm going to teach you some fucking manners, Brad. Gonna tie your ass to my bed, fuck you raw, put something slick, thick and plastic up your pretty ass, and then leave you there to think about how you much respect you better show me."

Brad's grip goes brutal on Nate's cock, and then he's coming, choking on his own tongue.

Edited 2009-07-15 23:56 (UTC)

90 seconds? Can I have your powers

"Sir," Brad says, fingers curling around Nate's vest and yanking him close. "All due respect, you ever stop me saving somebody's life again and I'm taking yours."

Oh, hell YEAH.

"When we get stateside I'm going to teach you some fucking manners, Brad. Gonna tie your ass to my bed, fuck you raw, put something slick, thick and plastic up your pretty ass, and then leave you there to think about how you much respect you better show me."

::loves pushy Nate::

Um...YES. To this. All of it.

Heh, if most guys were that good in 90 seconds, the world would be a better place.

Wow, that would be amazing for 90 minutes, but seconds?!?! I am truly in awe.

0-DIRTY, DIRTY PORN!! in 90 seconds. That's got to be some kind of record. And also awesome.

I kind of choked on my own tongue while reading this. Shame I had no TV!Colbert/Fick to resuscitate me. Shame, a cryin' shame.

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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