hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-07-15 12:54 pm

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
::goes cross-eyed:: Please, God, yes. THAT.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
It could be an epic AU because the effects wouldn't disappear after the sex and Brad and Nate would have to go the run so that the government didn't do experiments on them. And they would run around the world trying to find a cure and having lots of sex in random places (and also they would get themselves into trouble because they would want to test out how exactly things worked like how long could they go without sex? what sort of sex was the best? how far apart could they be from each other? Does phone sex help at all? What about sex toys? The idea of sex with other people would be mentioned once, but not for long, and not ever again, and they would also be politely asked never to come back to that hotel again after the whole thing with the broken bed and all the noises they were making).

Ray's take on the whole thing would be: "How can be people be sure that they are actually infected with something and not just ridiculously horny, kinky fucks?" But he would help them. And mock them. But mostly help them.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
See, I think the key here is that it wore off after like a week or something, so really this is just all them. Do they rob banks? Wot?

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
See, I think the key here is that it wore off after like a week or something, so really this is just all them.
Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. I love the idea of a story with the moral: And it turns out that they were just kinky, horny fucks all along.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Best. Moral. Ever.

Re: idek about this one. but it's pretty

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I second the BEST MORAL EVER!