hackthis_archive | Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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I was going to type that you are obviously on crack. But that's taken as read, yes? It may not be porn but it's still pretty damn awesome!

I appear to have a disturbing number of Brad icons.

Okay, if that icon didn't show his pants, I'd be convinced he was taking a picture of his cock.

Which...um, may tie into some porn I've got coming up. Hee.

OH, YAY! More porn! This calls for more porn!

I have to do a remix pinch hit by Friday. But I'll see what I can crank out. You can multi-task, I can multi-task, right?

I am here with sparklers and Rippled Fuel to help you any way I can. *nods a lot*

I appreciate that. Kidlet has a doctor appointment this AM and then I suppose I have to do that thing where I clean the house and act like a responsible adult, but I bet there will be porn too. That's just how I roll.

You roll HARD.

okay, that was way funnier than I'd intended.

Hee. I need caffeine. Pass the Ripped Fuel.

Ahahahahaha!

I love how you think. And Brad is obviously the klind of guy who would take photos of his cock.

And yaye to the porn! \o/

He really is.

If you look at it right, he actually is.

i was going to say that you can never have too many brad icons because I was thinking of Brad Colbert, but I think you are talking about the other Brad in which case, you CAN have too many Brad icons. And now I'm all confused.

I would not be disturbed if they were Colbert icons!

Actually, on checking I find that I only have two Brad P. icons which is probably still too many. ;)

Heee. I did the same thing! And then I realized that my comment about Brad taking a picture of his dick would actually probably apply to both of them, so I just let it stand.

And now I am having happy flashbacks to the whole War photographer discussion from a bit ago. And Brad Colbert would take pictures of dick and Ray would call him pervert, and Brad would be all, "No when you take pictures of your dick its sick and perverted, when I do it, it's art."

"No when you take pictures of your dick its sick and perverted, when I do it, it's art."

AHAHAHAHA! There is artistic integrity to his dick-shots! ::dies::

Nate could totally vouch for the artistic qualities of Brad's dick.

There's ths black and white photo that Brad has of Nate. It's worn. Folded. Brad carries it inside his shoe. If he loses a foot in Iraq he's fucked anyway and then it won't quite matter. But he keeps it as sort of a talisman. You can't spend all this time in the Middle East and not have a few good luck charms.

The photo even has that white border that you only get in old school photos. Brad made it when he realized that the only way he was going to get this negative off of the film was if he developed it himself. So, he bribed one of his Iraqi friends to let him borrow his darkroom for an hour so he could do just that.

It's a gorgeous photo. Brad doesn't mind tooting his own horn -- entendre intended -- but he's not the one who made this photo what it is. Nate did. Nate naked and asleep with the sheet just barely covering his hip.

What makes this photo great is the way Nate's lying on his stomach, the way the sheet hugs the curve of his ass, promising so much more. What makes this photo Brad's favorite is the bandage on Nate's forearm and the ones on his back.

Brad took this photo the morning after their first night together. The morning after Nate almost got blown up by a roadside bomb.

Edited 2009-07-16 21:38 (UTC)

Oooooooooohmygod. Brad after Nate almost died would be a beautifully heartbreaking dangerous thing.

Brad took this photo the morning after their first night together. The morning after Nate almost got blown up by a roadside bomb.

DUDE! That's amazing. Is this is war photographers? Because yeah, Brad would be rilly pissed if he didn't get to have Nate before they died. That'd suck. There's no justice in that world.

::loves::

Yep. War Photographer Verse all the way. That particular universe is a very hard and angsty one and I just couldn't put any of us through it. Too much death and destruction and injury. We talked about it, though, you and I about the scar Brad has on his neck. IMO, it's almost like Two Face in Batman. You see one side and it's the most beautiful thing ever, and the he turns and your breath gets caught for a different reason altogether.

Yay war photographers! Beyond the, ya know, heartbreak and angst inherent in that scenario (so I totally feel you on the not going there). Yes, I remember the scar. ::sniffs:: Aww, Brad.

You see one side and it's the most beautiful thing ever, and the he turns and your breath gets caught for a different reason altogether.

Gah. Just yes. But no, because you'll make me sad and we're being happy. (Though it really reminded me of Tom Ricks' recent posts about the woman who was thanking the soldiers and said she 'had' a son deployed to Afghanistan. ::sniffs more::)

Now I'm worried everybody's started getting all angsty on me. This is what you get when you give people chaffed body parts I supposed. *frowns* *pokes Nate* C'mon. Please?

And yeah, I read the Tom Ricks post. That just... SADNESS!

I think we should instead talk about Nate's mouth. Or Walt's mouth. Q was trying to tempt me about Walt and he does have a nice mouth. Hmm.

I wrote some 90 second Ray/Walt for her but it ended up not being happy or porny, which is very disconcerting. I iz broken!

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