Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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I believe the words the first time Ray comes to Walt's apartment and sees this photo are, "I'm going to cut this bitch."

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Ha!

Like I know in theory that Walt is hot, but for some reason, being actually confronted with it is always a bit startling.

I feel like would very seriously vow to never let Walt out of his sights again because clearly when Ray is not there to look after Walt, Walt gets kidnapped and forced into participating in porn. And Ray is in favor of porn. And he's in favor of Walt being involved in porn, but only when said porn also involves Ray. And Walt would laugh at him and Ray would be all, "I will tie you up!" And Walt would be all, "you couldn't make knots that would hold me," and Ray would be all, "want to bet?" and Walt would be like, "this is stupid, even for you, and that's saying something," But Ray would already be on his phone with Brad trying to get advice on how best to tie knots to hold someone, and Brad would refuse to tell him anything. "I am not helping to do depraved things to a nice boy like Walt. Besids why do you think I know about kinky shit?" And Ray would be all, "Whatever Brad. I know you and the LT get up to kinky shit. I'm just not sure who ties up whom. I bet you like flip for it. Hey... do you call him sir when he's fucking you? I bet you are totally into that perverted shit." And Walt would like hitting his head against the wall because Brad was clearly going to come over and kill Ray which would be that Walt was not going to get laid, so Walt would grab the phone anyway from Ray and say, "Please don't kill him. I've finally managed to get him house broken and I don't want all that effort to go to waste."

And Ray would be pouting because he was just trying to save Walt from a life of sexual exploitation in porn and there was no reason for everyone to be mean to him. And then Walt would be all, "how 'bout we try option B. I tie you up."

And Ray would grin. "I don't know how you ever managed to persuade the world that you were the nice one."

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I was going to do a 90 second drabble for you, but now I don't have to!

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Lies! You totally have to.