hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-07-15 12:54 pm

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Walt has his hands in his pockets, a smirk on his face as he watches Ray sniff around the apartment like a dog looking to mark his territory. The only reason Walt's hanging back is because he watched how much Ray had to drink so the chances of him whipping out his dick to pee on Walt's couch is low. Whipping out his dick to do other things, well...Walt has hopes.

"Who's this?"

Walt pushes off the wall and walks over to where Ray's standing. For being so short, Ray's a loose-limbed guy, but right now he's coiled like a snake ready to strike. Walt raises an eyebrow and looks over Ray's shoulder. "Oh. That's my sister."

"Fuck that bullshit." Ray gives Walt a look that is not pleased. "You have a girlfriend or something?" Ray's eyes narrow, as though maybe he remembers Walt smelling the letters that came from home, which Walt wouldn't put past him even though Ray was usually mid-diatribe by then.

"I did."

"She's pretty."

"Yeah." Walt nods, eyes skimming over her dark red dress, her hand on his chest.

Ray's voice is soft. "You want me to find her and kick her ass for you?"

Walt shakes his head and slides his hand over the back of Ray's skull down to his neck. He turns Ray to face him - slow enough for Ray to protest, fast enough to let Ray know he was certain - and finds Ray's mouth, licking at the parted seam of his lips before sliding his tongue past them.

Ray makes a sound and opens his mouth more to Walt's, surprisingly...not docile, because he's Ray, but easy. Willing. Not fighting back or for dominance or pulling away to talk. Just taking Walt's tongue and sucking on it, tangling it with his own.

"I think maybe we can find better things for you to do tonight, huh?"

Ray nods. "Yeah, but tomorrow all bets are off."

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, this is definitely a good start on the happiness. just saying.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
We're in trouble when the local Queen of Angst is turning things back toward the happy. HEee.

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
::is very happy:: Also, Ray would totally kick the ass of whoever made poor Walt sad. Aww.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ray loves him some Walt. I may be doing something about that. :)

[identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
I love you lots and lots so this is why I ask: aren't you supposed to be in bed right now??

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes. Husband just got home and needed to talk/vent, so am up a little later than planned, but going soon. Honest!

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
AW!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!! They're so... I need a different word than adorable, but adorable just fits them so well.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm good with adorable. And I'm working on your porn skirmish request too! Yay. Well, not right now. Right now I'm going to bed. Honest.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-17 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I went! I went! And now I'm awake again.

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-18 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
They're really insanely cute.